My girlfriend is Ying Lili

Chapter 858: Let the mosquitoes be full of blood, juniors

"Junior, I want to eat grapes."

After taking a shower from the bathroom, the senior sister quickly began to give orders.

"Give you."

Kiyosuke Hashima brought the grapes that had been washed before.

The senior sister took a look: "Grapes have skins."

Nonsense, there are no skinless grapes in the world!

Kiyosuke Hashima silently peeled off the grape skins and handed them to the senior sister.

"Closer."

The senior sister lightly opened her lips, bit the grapes, her eyes were disgusting: "Well, so sour."

This is the grapes you bought yourself, and the person who should dislike sour grapes is yourself!

"Junior, I'm thirsty, bring me a bottle of yogurt."

"Junior, my shoulders are sore..."

"It's enough."

Kiyosuke Hashima couldn't bear it, and was so angry that he wanted to snap someone.

It's just a slight scald, not even a burn, so I really consider myself a master!

The elder sister closed her right eye and ate another grape, slowly speaking:

"Tsk, the so-called man, the moment he lost his patience..."

Kiyosuke Hashima raised his right hand silently.

"it hurts."

your sister!I haven't beaten it yet, it's too early for you to cry out!

The senior sister blinked her eyes, the joy on her face disappeared, and she turned into a pitiful expression of aggrieved aggrieved expression, "There is a burning pain on her back."

Kiyosuke Hashima: "..."

It's just a summer vacation, your little girl's ability to bend and stretch has reached the full level!

"I'm going to buy spray."

Kiyosuke Hashima sighed and turned around to go out. The corner of his eye suddenly caught a glimpse of the senior sister with a chuckle on her face.

The smile looks like... the happy expression of successful dog training?

Kiyosuke Hashima went downstairs to buy a scalding spray and came back. The senpai had already dried her hair with a hairdryer, and she was wearing a white shirt.

Seeing Hashima Kiyosuke looking towards him, the senior sister reached out and grabbed the hem of the shirt, and gently pulled it downward, "Junior-kun's shirt is just the right size to wear...The quality seems to be very good, so don't worry about being brutalized. The younger generation of you suddenly tore to pieces."

Who needs to tear this kind of thing, a word can make you take it off!

Kiyosuke Hashima raised his eyebrows lightly, "Take it off."

"Eh?"

"Showing your back, I'll use scald spray for you."

"..."

After finally calming down the messy senpai, Hashima Kiyosuke returned to the kitchen and started cooking dinner, while Kasumigaoka Shiwa sat on the sofa, eating grapes, and watching the first volume of Hashima Kiyosuke's new work.

time flies.

It was dinner time in a blink of an eye.

"Come here to wash your hands and eat."

Kiyosuke Hashima walked to the kitchen door and shouted.

"Ok."

The elder sister sits on the sofa with her left hand propped on her chin, and her right hand taps on the touchpad of the laptop. She looks at the screen carefully, and her mouth agrees, but her body is not moving.

"Look again after eating."

"Eat it after reading it." The elder sister didn't look up, "It's not a good novel that readers can't let the readers sleeplessly and want to chase down."

Kiyosuke Hashima: "..."

ten minutes later.

"Before, there was some worry that the younger generations who had been writing sister-controlled light novels suddenly changed. Will they write dung works that make fans dissatisfied..." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu closed the notebook and sighed gently, with wine-red eyes. Staring over, "I didn't expect this light novel by Junjun Jun to be unexpectedly wonderful... Go back to the past, try to save the girlfriend who died accidentally on the world line, and then failed under the correction of the world line, a story about a person fighting the whole world, This is the first time I have seen it."

"It's just a whim." Hashima Kiyosuke shook his head, "The main reason is that the homogenization of the current light novels is too serious."

Looking at the annual sales ranking of light novels, you know that most of the top ten are different world reincarnation novels, such as dedicating mental retardation to a beautiful world, sage slime number one in the world, and a journey of exploding liver engineer. , The Demon King at the full level starts with two female slaves, the super cautious brave who does not go out until the full level, and don’t think that I’m the MT with the shield, in fact, I’m the team’s output, etc. The rest is the light novel of the campus love Up.

No way, Japanese light novels have been developed for so many years, and most of the genres and types have appeared. There are always people who say that there is no new idea, but never thought that most of the authors are just ordinary people and have no ability to create genres.

The elder sister supported her chin with her right hand: "Have you ever thought of a name?"

"not yet."

"I have a suggestion. I don't know if it should be said or not..."

"Then stop talking."

The elder sister pretended not to hear, stretched out a scallion white jade finger, and shook it gently: "How about calling "One Hundred and One Secrets to My Girlfriend"?"

"This kind of terrible title will definitely not work!"

"How can I know if I haven't tried it?" The senior sister pursed her pink lips and analyzed the nature of human beings seriously. "Men are all visual creatures. As long as they see the words tailing and insult, they can't help but open them?"

So compared to boys, girls are more thorough visual creatures. As long as they look good, nothing else matters!

"Hurry up and wash your hands and eat." Kiyosuke Hashima said with a sharp face, "If you don't eat it, it will get cold."

...

Had dinner.

Kiyosuke Hashima started to play chess with Yinzi.com, and since he decided to participate in the Dragon King title battle, daily practice is essential.

Learning seems to have been inspired by Hashima Kiyosuke. Didn’t he watch TV while shaking his legs, crackling on his laptop computer, with a fanatical expression on his face from time to time, accompanied by a scalp-numbing laughter .

All in all, it was eleven o'clock in the evening without incident.

"Senior sister, it's time to sleep."

Kiyosuke Hashima rubbed his face and awakened the night cat's attributes. The later the more energetic senior sister rushed into the bedroom, he turned off the chandelier and got ready to sleep.

After a while.

Kiyosuke Hashima was in a daze, and suddenly heard the sound of the door opening gently. It seemed that someone crept up to him, and then...

"Snapped."

A lightly itchy face.

Kiyosuke Hashima frowned, opened his heavy eyes, and just heard the senior sister's whispering voice.

"So thick-skinned."

your sister!He didn't go to bed in the middle of the night, and he sneaked out of the bedroom to beat people. The stone man was going to get angry!

Kiyosuke Hashima took a deep breath, grabbed the senior sister by the wrist, and pulled her onto the sofa.

Are you messing up?

Now let you know what it means if you don’t die, you won’t die!

"Junior, are you awake?"

Seeing that she was pressed on her leg again, the senior sister suddenly panicked, and hurriedly said: "I was just seeing if you were asleep..."

"Snapped!"

The applause of the collision between the palm and the hip sounded crisply in the dim night.

Don't think you can fool around with just an excuse, is there a sleep check like you!

The elder sister trembled, biting her pink lips and making no sound.

Hashima Kiyosuke got more and more angry, raised his right hand, and slapped again: "Let you not sleep."

"Snapped!"

After several slaps in a row, Kiyosuke Hajima finally got angry, and then let go of the suppression of the senior sister, "the next time, it won't be that simple."

"..."

The elder sister quickly got up and regretted, her pretty face flushed, her feet were a little soft, her eyes were misty and she looked over and gritted her teeth in shame: "It's a mosquito! There are mosquitoes in the bedroom, buzzing and noisy, and I can't sleep at all... …Scumbag, don’t go too far!"

"mosquito?"

Kiyosuke Hashima was startled. When the windows were opened during the day to ventilate, mosquitoes might fly in, but you can just call someone. Why do you want to pat someone's face with your hand!

"Why didn't you just say it?"

Kiyosuke Hashima suddenly found a blind spot.

"..."

The elder sister opened her mouth, don't have a pretty face: "You bullied people without saying anything, so you are embarrassed to ask me now?"

"Hurry up and get rid of the mosquitoes!"

...

Kiyosuke Hashima got up and walked into the bedroom. The laptop was still on. Obviously, the senpai had no plans to sleep.

"Where are the mosquitoes?"

Kiyosuke Hashima listened carefully and did not hear the buzzing of mosquitoes flying.

"There was indeed a mosquito just now, or why should I go out?" The senior sister hugged her chest and gritted her teeth.

The two were speechless for a while, and waited for a while, but the buzzing of mosquitoes still did not appear.

"Junior, take off your clothes."

When Kiyosuke Hashima was dozing off a bit, Senpai's crisp voice suddenly sounded.

"what did you say?"

Hashima Kiyosuke shook his head and looked away blankly.

"Tsk, actually asked me to order both sides." The senior sister raised her chin, revealing a swan-like neck, and gently moved the toe of her right foot, "Take all the clothes off, nothing left."

your sister!Lonely men and widows live in the same room, and they use their eyes to look at the goods to make the boys undress. Are you the Queen of Three Thousand Harems, Wu Zetian!

Seeing Hashima Kiyosuke's face up, Kasugaoka Shiyu hurriedly said:

"I just remembered a story I saw on the Internet. It was an ancient summer. A teenager saw that his master was disturbed by mosquitoes, so he took off his clothes and stood in the garden. In this way, as long as the mosquitoes sucked his blood , Will not bite his master."

"Twenty-four filial piety is full of blood?"

Hashima Kiyosuke said subconsciously.

"Eh, the younger generation also knows?"

Of course, I know that the mosquitoes are full of blood so that the mosquitoes stop sucking the blood of their parents, and have nothing to do with the owner's half hair. You really never forget to strengthen your own master status!

It's a pity that the mosquito is full of blood and there is no use for eggs. It can neither touch the mosquito nor touch God. On the contrary, it will accidentally contract malaria, and it will die!And taking off your clothes and walking the birds in the house, no matter how you look at it, it's an exhibitionist!

It's all about being full of blood. Although it's a bit stupid, it's still acceptable, but the buried child in the 24th filial piety is really unreasonable. Throughout the ages, I don't know how many people have criticized this stupid behavior.

"Since the younger master knows, that would be great." The senior sister sat on the bed, closed one eye, and said lazily, "Quickly take off your clothes and feed the mosquitoes, and then you can go out to sleep."

"..."

Kiyosuke Hashima remained silent, and stretched out his hand to take off his shorts.

"Huh eh?" Senior sister leaned back slightly, raising her hand to block her in front of her, "Are you really taking off?"

Kiyomizu Hashima said without expression: