My Heroic Life

"Hush, baby, don't learn from strange people on TV."

"..."

The young man with long black hair was listening to the words taught by the child by the aunt on the side of the road, his face twitched involuntarily, he glanced at the follow-up report again, and turned to a bookstore on the street.

This is a second-hand bookstore, old storefronts, languid janitor, and aunty store manager who has no energy. At first glance, they are not profitable. I don’t know that in the city center of Uruk where land prices are gradually rising. , How did this store survive?

A young man in black and sunglasses walked into the store and headed straight to the current affairs and politics magazine area, and in that familiar position in the rows of bookshelves, a man in white with light green hair was reading the magazine silently. .

"!"

The overly familiar figure made Roland stunned a little, but he approached and asked the code as usual.

"Are you holding a book?"

"No, it's an axe."

The long-green-haired figure turned his head while answering, with straight features and beautiful appearance. The moment he smiled warmly at Roland, it seemed that the entire bookstore was lit up.

Enkidu, the second in command of the Gilgamesh party, is in charge of the military, is kind, gentle, good at killing, and loves nature.

...It seems strange things have been mixed in, but these are not the point, the point is the relationship between the two.

"Brother, it’s been a long time since I saw you. It’s great to see your health."

The beauty with long green hair smiled and hugged the young man's hand, causing Roland's face to twitch unnaturally. He felt the slight softness of his arm, and the pair of golden pupils behind the sunglasses were full of doubt.

"How did you change?"

"Huh? I was like this when I was picked up by the elder brother in the first place. I thought you would miss it very much?"

"I miss it very much..."

Roland responded vaguely, thinking of Enkidu's identity and the first time he spent with him.

Enkidu is not a human being, but a god-made weapon made by the gods to check and balance the heroic king Gilgamesh. He has a gentle tone and elegant manner, but he has a brutal fighting power that is hard to think of on the outside. "The Treasure of God", which is the lock that connects heaven and earth, is called the strongest corner by the hero king.

However, it was such a character who was so powerful that he was so blasted that he was extremely embarrassed when he was just born. In short, it was... a cloud of turbidity.

Enkidu is a "clay craft that can be deformed at will" made by the gods, so when he was just born and met Roland, he didn't even have a body, intelligence and humanity, just like the little animals in the forest, although this A small animal kills a dragon like a chicken.

As for the process of Roland meeting him, it is really hard to describe.

That was ten years ago. Roland, who had arrived in the forest near Uruk, had a dumbfounded look. He was observing the surrounding situation from left to right. He didn't expect a big white dumpling beside him to plop down suddenly, and then he started to stay on the spot. The pupa, until the pupa emerges a human form exactly like him.

"..."

"..."

At that time, the two Roland's eyes were facing each other, one black and the other white, and there was a stalemate for ten minutes, then Roland moved.

Scared.

Just kidding, it was re-enacted by something weird when it landed on the ground, who can stand it?Roland was also a daring artist at the time. It was just a beating when he went up. Ton Qidu had just been born and was unable to fully control his power. At that time, Roland really won, and then he discovered...this kid is a little bit stupid.

After all, Enqi at the time was not intellectual, rational, or human, nor could he speak, nor could he fight. Roland looked at that pure natural green hair for a long time, and it took a lot of effort to finally remember it as Enqi. All.

Then it is developed.

This is Enkidu, can it still be in the wilderness?Besides, there is a golden legend that it will drop from the sky just after it has arrived. Isn't it a brain-dead if you don't raise the situation of the Emperor of Europe?

At that time, Roland overcame many difficulties, and he dragged Enkidu Wilderness to Survive to Uruk, and then rented a small house and started living.

In the months after that, Roland really taught Enkidu many things, and also took him to experience the local customs and human culture. Under Roland's teaching, Enqidu made rapid progress, and soon he was no different from ordinary people. And began to call him the elder brother, as for why...

"Huh? I saw it at the time. Brother-sir also fell from the sky."

"..."

Enkidu's speech left Roland speechless. After thinking about it, it seemed that it was really the case, so he just let him go.

In addition to this reason, there is another reason that the two of them look the same. Roland asked him to correct himself when he saw this, so Enkidu modified himself according to a beautiful prostitute who had transcendence in his memory, but the result was obtained. Probably, he and Roland have changed from twin brothers to ordinary siblings, and the appearance deviation is only about 20%.

That's right, Enki has changed his face and sex, as for the reason...

There is an oriental idiom called "Beauty Beauty". Simply put, there are many rights and wrongs around beautiful women. This sentence is perfect for Enqidu and Roland, because they are always talked about by men and women because of their faces, because they are both beautiful men. , Rejecting all the opposite sex and still living together, the shops naturally begin to have gossip.

After hearing these rumors, Enqi was unusually angry. According to him, he was a child of nature. He could not do such things that violated the laws of nature. Roland, who was afraid that Enqi would cause trouble, could only move. , And while Enqi was sympathetic to Roland, he also made changes in the new environment...that was sex change.

Roland and Enkidu brothers and sisters were born.

Since then, the two have really lived a peaceful life. It is almost like you kill the dragon and come to me to pick up the skin, you kill the lion and I chop the claws. The two of them team up to the Demon Realm every week, constantly familiarizing themselves with their own strengths and doing their own goals. Preparation, feelings are getting better every day.

However, every single day that was so simple was eventually broken by accident.

It was half a year after the two met. Due to the fact that they often went in and out of the demon realm to hunt monsters, their wallets gradually bulged, but after having money, Roland discovered a problem, that is, neither he nor Enqi need to eat or drink. , Daguai is torn with bare hands, it is really costless.

Only the clothes, food, housing and transportation were left, so Roland changed his own money and moved to the rich district in the city center. Enkidu became keen to buy clothes for Roland.

However, when Enqidu was out shopping to buy clothes for Roland, he unexpectedly met a person, and their lives changed drastically.

That is Mr. Jin, an enthusiastic citizen.

ps: Killed two super cute ones, damn it!

Chapter Three My Sister's Wonderful Speech

Uruk is a magical city, and Babylonia is a magical country.

In the context of the global magical recovery, all human civilizations should have faced mysterious threats. In the East, the ancient Chinese nation fought against the mystery, the Indian people were in dire straits, and in the West, Europe was retreating steadily, and Greece became a den of animals. But here In Babylon in West Asia, the magic realm on the ground has not been activated like other places, but there is a problem in the sky.

The country of Babylon has a heaven, and even after that, it even formed the underworld. When global countries struggled with the monsters in the magical realm, Babylon was invincible and looked at the ceiling of its own home with a bunch of gods. , A bunch of weird things grew out of the ground.

Everyone was aggrieved and didn't know what happened to their home, but the sky couldn't reach, the underground couldn't touch, and the surface had to be resolved. During the bloody battle with the beasts, the two heroic spirits began to gradually To stand out.

One is the heroic King Gilgamesh. He is brave and brave, has all the treasures in the world, and is the richest local tyrant in this land.

One is the Empress Semiramis, who is knowledgeable, has the largest aerial fortress in the world, and is the largest landlord on this land.

Two of them proclaimed the king one by one and the other emperor, leading the people to start a great counterattack against the demon realm. So there was a volley of heroes and the king’s treasury. Everywhere they went was a thousand miles of scorched earth, and the deadly poison of the female emperor entered the river, and the dead bodies of warcraft stretched out. For thousands of miles.

Under the double blow of gold bombardment and biochemical weapons, Babylon's Warcraft suffered heavy casualties, and the magical realm was successfully contained. In this battle of heroes by record, the two sides were equally divided.

Gilgamesh took the lead and won the support of many soldiers on the front line. Semiramis won the victory of a thousand miles and was supported by magicians and the wealthy. Both of them have the same divinity, and both can be related to the gods of Babylon. The existence of a relationship.

Originally, this evenly matched stalemate situation would continue forever. However, Gilgamesh did not perform well in peacetime after the war. Although not mediocre, he was a tyrant who ignored everyone.

After Uruk city god Ishtar broke with him and left, Mr. Gilgamesh lost the support of the gods, and during his most stubborn period, the heavens threw down a god-made weapon to counter him. .