My Inseparable House Guests

On May 5th, Friday, the fifth day of Conan’s arrival, there was still no murder.

Conan finally rushed to finish the detective Sherlock before leaving, and then in the evening, the two went out to have a luxurious ZQ hot pot.

"The time is too tight this time, I will definitely take you to eat better next time." Fang Ze pulled Conan back to the door and opened the door, but Conan didn't go in.

"Brother Fang Ze, I'm leaving now."

"Eh, it's so fast." Fang Ze started school a bit, and Conan, the kid, can be regarded as a good kid in all aspects except for some problems with his physique.

"Yeah, thank you for the hospitality of Brother Fang Ze for these five days." Conan bowed and thanked, and Fang Ze touched the back of his head embarrassedly and said, "Where, if it were not for you, Teacher Qingya might have been wronged."

After Conan and Fang Ze waved goodbye, Conan disappeared at the door of Fang Ze's house like a bubble.

"Really gone. Fang Ze watched Conan leave, smashed his mouth, then turned and walked into the room.

Entering the living room, Fang Ze hasn't even taken off his shoes. The phone rang and took out the phone. It turned out that his ICBC app had a push notification. When he opened it, he found that his card was transferred twice across the bank. Thousand dollars.

The fat cat gave money very quickly.

Fang Ze suddenly remembered that he was dizzy in the past few days, and he didn't care about the big cat too much. He just fed meals every day, even the daily cat sucking activities.

Fang Ze walked into the bedroom and saw that the big yellow cat, Da Miao, was lying on the sofa and watching TV like an uncle. Without even thinking about it, the wise soul must have returned.

Fang Ze decisively rushed over, and then grabbed the big cat, "Dead fat cat, quickly break the contract to Lao Tzu, and let Lao Tzu entertain such a dangerous creature as the death pupil for two thousand dollars. Lao Tzu has just found a girlfriend, but I don’t want to hang up now."

Facing Fang Ze's questioning, the big yellow cat didn't rush, and the cat waved its paws, first forced Fang Ze back temporarily, and then stood lightly on the table, watching Fang Ze say bitterly.

"You actually got out of the order!"

"Yes, do you have any comments?" Fang Ze looked at Da Miao, his face was full of the appearance that I would strangle you immediately if you have one.

"I don't dare to have any opinions." Da Meow closed her mouth, then opened it again, pretending to be very sad and said, "Have you ever considered how I feel when looking for someone? Have you ever shown me a picture of him , Have you ever consulted whether her character fits well with me? Have you ever thought about what to do if the future hostess at home doesn’t like cats? Are you willing to throw me away?"

Da Meow knocked on the table with Meow’s paws and said, “Is your left hand bad or your right hand is not good? If it doesn’t work, I can help you. What do you say are you looking for a creature like a girlfriend? !"

"Dare you say one more thing, my dinner tonight is a fat cat meal."

"Well, I was wrong." Da Miao said, sitting on the coffee table in the living room very humanely, "Let's talk about business first. The contract is impossible to contact. You obviously agreed to it voluntarily."

"I was deceived by you at that time." Fang Ze argued for reasons. "Have you ever told me that I need to receive a guest about something dangerous like a Reaper pupil? Two thousand yuan wants me to kill you, don't you think? Too ashamed?!"

"So, it's actually a matter of money and not people."

"There are both problems, but the problem of money is more important. Two thousand is too little, you need to add at least one zero." Fang Ze said expectantly while looking at Da Miao.

"Yes." Da Miao licked her paw, and then said, "Next time you finish the task, go directly to the bank and ask the teller inside to transfer the money to you and report my name, but please don't forget to put on a black stocking and Take a fake pistol."

"Go away.

"You can try, anyway, if you and the person you need to receive are a hundred meters away, it will explode on the spot."

"Big meow, so big and handsome." Fang Ze hugged him in his arms and ravaged him, "You see, I will add ham to your meal if I have money, how good it is."

"Do you think if I can afford a salary of 20,000 yuan a week, I will still look for you?" Da Miao glanced at Fang Ze with contempt, and said, "Although the salary cannot be increased, there are other benefits. ."

"What's the benefit?"

"Conan's watch-type anesthesia gun, foot-strengthening shoes, butterfly voice changer, cuff-type bug. You can choose one of these four things as this reward."

"There is still such a good thing." Fang Ze was a little excited immediately after listening to Da Miao's words. After all, these four things are black technology.

And Fang Ze's first reaction after hearing it was to ask Da Miao.

"Can I sell these things to pay back? If I can, I eagerly choose foot-strengthening shoes, and then sell them to research institutions, sell them to millions of people, then I will be rich."

"Can you be a little prosperous." Da Miao said, looking at Fang Ze with a hatred of iron and steel, "It's okay to say the first time you sell, what should you do for the second time and the third time? Then, the researcher will study it first. You might still be sliced."

"Uh, that's what I said, then my player phenotypic anesthesia gun." Fang Ze replied decisively.

Because among these four things, only the watch-type anesthesia gun is the only offensive thing. Although the enhanced shoes at home are very useful, they require close combat, while the watch-type anesthesia gun is different and can be easily solved from a long distance. enemy.

Especially Fang Ze doesn’t know what kind of perverted characters will appear next. If the characters who come over are not polite to Fang Ze, then Fang Ze can completely stun the guest with an anesthetic needle and tie him to the bed. Five days.

"Okay." Da Miao ran out of Fang Ze's arms, and then patted the table with a cat's paw, like Grandpa Earth jumping out of the ground, and a watch jumped out of the table.

Fang Ze took the watch, opened the cover of the watch, and found ten anesthesia needles inside.

"Can I replenish this needle when I run out?" Fang Ze asked Da Meow.

"The anesthesia needle used in the watch-type anesthesia gun is specially made. I will not replenish it for you after it is used up, but you can find someone to make it yourself.

"All right." After listening to Da Miao's answer, Fang Ze put the watch on his hand, and then asked again, "Next time, can you tell me in advance who is coming, so that I have a feeling. ready."

"Sorry, I don't know about this." Da Miao said, then pretended to be a little bit crooked, and said, "The time for my return is up. We will talk about you next time.