My Inseparable House Guests

"There are three kinds of rewards this time, you can choose one of them." Big Meow looked at Fang Ze and said, "The three titles of Batman Blues, Master Detective, Master Interrogation, Master Language, you choose one."

"Title?" Fang Ze squeezed Da Miao's face, and said, "Do you think playing games? What's the specific effect of talking about it."

"Stupid humans, let go of Ben Meow's face." Da Meow resisted Fang Ze's pull with his small paws, and said, "The detective master is to obtain the detective ability of Batman Bruce, and the interrogator is to obtain Batman Bruce. The language master learns 17 languages ​​like Bruce’s interrogation ability. Choose one."

"Does it need to be chosen?" Fang Ze let go of Da Meow's face, rubbed the meat in Da Meow's belly, and said, "It must be a master of language."

Batman Bruce is fluent in 17 languages, namely English, French, German, Russian, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch, Greek, Latin, Chinese (including Mandarin and Cantonese), Japanese, Korean, Arabic Language, Hebrew, Hindi, Sanskrit.

These languages ​​basically include the communication languages ​​of the major countries in the world. With this ability, Fang Ze will not only travel around the world no longer subject to language restrictions, but more importantly.

Compared with master detectives, these abilities of master interrogators may sound cool, but they are rarely used in real life.If Fang Ze lives in a foreign country, he might still be interested in becoming a master detective, opening a detective office, handling cases or something.

However, Huaxia completely prohibits the existence of private detectives, so the detective agency cannot be opened, and even if it is opened, it is estimated that it will accept some commissions from the original partner to investigate the small three, and the parents will be hired to track whether their children have premature love. thing.

But the language master is different.

Think about it, people who are proficient in 17 languages ​​are hard to find in the world, and Bruce's proficiency means that he can communicate perfectly, and he can read and write. Basically, he looks no different from the locals. .

Even if Fang Ze doesn't go abroad in the future, he can still do translation. That's an industry based on how much a word is. It will be easy to make extra money in the future.

And even if you don't make extra money, just being able to speak Japanese is worthy of Fang Ze's choice of the title of language master. In the future, you don't have to worry about not understanding what the people say in small movies.

But wait, it seems that small movies don't need to be understood, anyway, they are fast forward to the key point.

Cough.

Seeing that Fang Ze had chosen the ability of a language master, Da Miao stretched out her paw and pressed her cat's claw on Fang Ze’s forehead, and then countless information poured into Fang Ze’s brain, each stored The nerve unit of memory began to run overdrive, making Fang Ze dizzy.

It took more than twenty minutes for Fang Ze to reply slowly, only to see him open his mouth to speak a series of American English, which is an authentic American pronunciation.Then came a series of British English, this time in London accent, and then came a series of languages ​​from various countries, including Sanskrit, which can be spoken fluently.

The pronunciation is close to the native level, and there is no crosstalk at all!

Do you want to be a translator in the future?Fang Ze thought to himself, after all, the translation industry is much more popular than China's current doctor industry.

At the very least, the translation of the sentence is wrong, and there is no worry about life.

Fang Ze was thinking about it, and he saw Da Miao lying on the coffee table in the living room, looking at him with contempt, as if he was telling you to look at you.

"Are you over excited? If you are over excited, there is still something to tell you." Da Miao walked gracefully, and then jumped on Fang Ze's knee.

"What else?" Fang Ze asked.

"There is another car.

Um, Bruce actually left the Wuling Hongguang Batmobile to himself?!

No wonder he said he had a gift for himself, but he didn't expect to leave the Batmobile.Also, this Wuling Hongguang Batmobile is probably the ugliest of the Batmobiles of all generations. Bruce estimates that it will be the life of Climbing Ash when he takes it back, so he might as well give it to himself.

However, Fang Ze hesitated for a long time and still said, "Stop it, can you send it back."

"Are you financially obsessed?" Da Miao said, looking at Fang Ze with a serious face, "That's a luxury car worth billions of dollars, the only one in the sky and the ground."

"It's really because the value is too high, so I can't ask for it." Fang Ze looked at Da Miao and said, "Although the Wuling Hongguang Batmobile can't be seen on the outside, it is a modified car when you enter the car. Illegal modification of a car in China is to be detained. At that time, people are studying it. It is estimated that the next day Guoan will come to the door and ask me where the car comes from. Then I will give you a slice for research."

"Since it is to be given to you, then all the formalities must be completed." Da Miao licked her paw and said, "After the car is given to you, the police station will have the legal record of this car. , And then all kinds of information will be completely legal, you can drive around, as long as it is not too public, no one will notice at all."

"A bunch of high-tech equipment in that car?"

"Help you to make a disguise, usually it just looks a little bloated and weird, you can restart it when you need it."

"That's okay." Fang Ze nodded, and I asked for the car.

After Fang Ze finished speaking, he squeezed Da Miao's face and counted, "You are really thoughtful, and you will consider you to take care of the house in the future."

"Stupid shit shovel officer, Ben Miao is only responsible for enjoyment, don't think of me about suffering and suffering." Da Miao said, turning around and ran to the side to look.Fang Ze knew this was the wise soul in Da Miao's body about to leave, so he didn't stop.

At this moment, Da Miao suddenly turned his head and glanced at Fang Ze, and then said to Fang Ze, "Have you seen the popular movie "Raw Eat" recently?"

"It's the girl who cannibalize people." Fang Ze thought for a while and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay." Da Meow hesitated again and again, but didn't say anything, but just dropped a sentence before leaving, "If you have nothing to do recently, you can make up a similar movie."

Inexplicably, Fang Ze watched Da Miao go back to the cat litter to sleep, and wondered if the heroine in "Raw Eat" would be the next guest?

The heroine looks pretty, and the symptoms are not as severe as those of her sister. She can completely control her urge to eat human flesh.

If it were her, it would be a little troublesome, but it was much better than a Reaper elementary school like Conan.