My Inseparable House Guests

When every boy grows up, he more or less doesn't like going out with his parents.Some are because there is no common topic, and some are afraid of parents nagging.But the reason why dialect is particularly unwilling to go out with his mother is a bit different, he is afraid of embarrassment.

The matter should start from 26 years ago. At that time, a single programmer came back from abroad. Because he did not have his own social circle in China, he asked his aunt to introduce him to him.When he went on a blind date for the first time, he was shocked by the domestic atmosphere.So when he saw the 16-year-old girl-like appearance of his blind date, he immediately called his aunt, and it was illegal for him to get married or have a relationship with an underage girl. The control is not so strict, but his conscience is not going up and down.So while he was on the phone, he said sorry to the girl. The blind date was about to end early. At this moment, the girl spoke.

"I'm already twenty." The girl said as she took out her ID and patted it on the table.The man originally thought it was a girl joking with her, but he picked up the ID card and found that it was indeed a picture of the girl, and he was already twenty.

I originally told my aunt that I wanted her to introduce a new man to a blind date. She looked at the woman who was already 20 years old, but she looked exactly like a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, although there was no Lori control in that era , But a certain hobby in the man's heart was also moved.

The next plot is that the man has since determined that this woman wants to be his wife, and then in the era when lolicon is scarce and there are basically no competitors, he finally catches up with the girl, gets married and has children.This man is Fang Yang's father, and the woman is Fang Yang's mother.

Two years after Fang's father and Fang's mother were married, the dialect was born, and his tragic cry began.Don't say that because Fang's mother was an early mother, she couldn't take care of dialects. Just talking about other people's guesses about the relationship between the two, the dialects a little bit wanted to run away.

When the dialect was five years old, Fang's mother went out with the dialect. When others saw the dialect and Fang's mother, they would ask the dialect, "Lead the children of relatives to turn around." Then Fang's mother nodded decisively, not even refuting .At that time, Fang's mother was already 27 years old, but she looked like an 18-year-old girl just about to go to college.

By the time the dialect was ten years old, Fang's face finally barely reached twenty years old.When others see Fang's mother who is leading the dialect on the road, they will step forward and ask kindly, this is your nephew.

Nephew, your sister!I wonder if this is my mother.When I was a child, I was more sensitive in the dialect and I wanted to tell any passer-by that this was his mother, he was not a motherless child.Because at that time, the children in the class would often say to each other, "Why are your sister-in-law picking you up? Are you mad?"

No mother, this is a malicious mockery of a child.And dialect hopes that one day on the road, people will regard him and Fang's mother as relatives.But this wish was soon realized when the dialect was fifteen years old.

When the dialect was fifteen years old, Fang's true age was almost forty years old, and her apparent age was also twenty-five years old.

Therefore, when dialect and Fang's mother go out, everyone usually asks Fang's mother, "Is this your brother?"

And Fang Ma nodded shamelessly and said yes, and then touched her dialect head to express her intimacy.During that time, many students in dialects would envy that dialect had such a young sister, and the friends who played in dialects, the older ones, after seeing Fang’s mother, suddenly the dialect was very good, not only the court became It's more gentle, and will actively buy water for the dialect after playing.

Just when the dialect is confused and wondering if these people are gay, these people will come to the dialect and ask, "Does your sister have a boyfriend?"

Yes, and I am very familiar!

Marrying Fang's mother is definitely the most bragging thing in Fang's life.

The reason lies in Fang's mother.

Father Fang is a vicissitudes of life, not showing old age, just the face of the uncle.When he was fifteen years old in dialect, Dad Fang basically looked like a forty-five-six person. Every time Dad Fang led Fang’s wife and his wife to go shopping, shopping, and eating.After being seen by Fang's customers or friends who are not very familiar with them, these people will ask: Is this your daughter?

At this time, Dad Fang would vigorously shake his hand, and then proudly said, "This is my wife."

Suddenly, the eyes of these people looking up at Father Fang are exactly the same as looking up at a big boss worth more than 100 million yuan.After all, for any man, being able to marry a daughter of the same age is definitely one of the big guys.And this situation became more common after the milk tea and Qiangdong matter spread throughout the country.

Everyone who knew Dad Fang talked about Dad Fang when he was talking about criticism at the wine table.It is roughly the same: everyone I know has found a little wife who has just graduated from university, and that's the winner in life.

Of course, Dad Fang was proud of it for a few years. A few years later, at the age of eighteen in dialect, the wind of makeup, one of the four major sorceries in Asia, began to blow into China. After Fang’s mother learned makeup, the situation was different. .

Before the spread of cosmetics on a large scale, even ladies like Fang's who love fashion, just used cosmetics to maintain their skin.Later, because Fang's mother looked young, she couldn't play with middle-aged women of the same age, and they all mixed with the newcomers in the unit, so she learned makeup through a girl who likes cos.

After Fang’s mother has mastered the basic makeup skills in just a week, even with the most basic makeup skills, Fang’s mother can actually be in her forties and look more than 20 in about half an hour. The year-old Fang's mother became a little girl hovering in her twenties.

From then on, after Fang's father and Fang's mother went out, everyone would smile and say, "Your father-daughter relationship is really good." Yo, my daughter is so big.'

Dad Fang actually wanted to explain, but Mommy Fang loves to play, so he called them uncles sweetly, and these uncles also treated Momma Fang as juniors and took good care of them.During the Chinese New Year that year, each of Fang's customers came to visit the house and gave two red envelopes, one in dialect and one in Fang's mother.

Then after giving the red envelope, he asked Fang Dad.'Your son and daughter are very beautiful, their mother must be a beautiful woman too'

Dad Fang:.....

Of course, this is the blow to Fang’s father after Fang’s mother learned how to make-up. For dialects, she simply created a legendary story passed down by the students in the dialect school, so that dialect almost dare not admit that she belongs to this school after graduation. student.

Dialect is 18 years old, and the third year of high school is approaching the college entrance examination. According to rumors that year, the questions will be difficult, so the pressure of dialect is a little bit heavy.Fang's mother loves her son. Every week she comes to the dialect school to ask for a delicious meal in dialect, and then watch a movie or something.

At that time, it happened that everyone rarely went home. On Saturdays and Sundays during the time of making up classes at school, I also said that because of the excellent sports, I know many people.

After going back and forth, within a few weeks, the alumni who knew the dialect had basically met Fang Ma and dialect who had a close meal and a movie together.

Because everyone was in the third year of high school, there was very little communication between everyone, so even if many people saw the dialect and Fang’s mother eating and watching movies, at that time, Fang’s mother had to put on makeup every time she went out, forcibly making her age similar to the dialect.

So many people who are not familiar with the dialect regard Fang Ma as the dialect’s girlfriend.This has also led to many girls who originally wanted to confess to dialects during the stressful period of high school, and to overcome difficulties together to give up one after another.

After all, the pressure is already high enough, if the confession is rejected again, wouldn't it mean you don't want to live.

Later, at the end of the senior high school exam, a girl who was a little silly on weekdays came to look for a dialect and told the dialect that she originally wanted to confess to the dialect.

Of course, what made dialects become legends was not that they missed the confession of many girls, but the next thing.If time can be reversed, dialect would not have given too much explanation to this silly girl.

At that time, the situation was like this. Although the dialect did not have the idea of ​​interacting with this silly girl, the dialect explained that the girl who had been eating and watching movies with herself was actually his mother, not his girlfriend.

But later I didn't know whether it was the hurried interpretation of the dialect at that time or the understanding of this silly girl.After the college entrance examination was over, when dialect returned to school to take the college entrance examination volunteer book, I found that many people who knew him pointed at him and said something to others.

Dialect seems to have become a celebrity overnight.

A puzzled dialect went to the office to get his volunteer book, and a male teacher who had played before with the dialect suddenly came over and asked the dialect kindly, how many scores he had in the college entrance examination.

The dialect told the male teacher his score, and the male teacher was very pleased to say that the score was not bad. I was originally the one who failed the test because of your family.

What the hell?What happened to my house?The dialect questioned the male teacher exactly what kind of payment.The male teacher was embarrassed to answer, but he couldn't stand the dialect several times, so he said, "I have a student who said that you talked with a girlfriend in high school and ended up becoming your stepmother. Although this kind of thing I just do I saw it on TV, but I didn’t expect it to happen in reality. You must adjust your mentality, after all, maybe that girl and your dad are in love."

It was really love!

The dialect immediately understood where the problem was.

Later, after many inquiries, the dialect was learned.The silly girl before, made up what he said was her mother automatically. Fang's mother was originally a girlfriend of dialect, and then Don't Fang's dad grabbed love and eventually became Fang's mother.

And because the dialect was discovered too late, rumors of various magical versions have been spread in the school. Among them, the dialect mother really loves each other, and Fang Dad takes away Fang’s mother in order to learn the dialect.Fang's mother approached the dialect to marry Fang's father and so on.

With the help of Fang's help, the dialect that has always been expected to be famous has become a legend in the school, and the legend will be passed on by the mouths of previous students.

The dialect who originally intended to apply for a local university vowed at that moment that he would go to a university outside the country to die!

In the end of the dialect, Fang Ma reluctantly applied for a university in a second-tier city along the northern coast.

When dialect was in college, Huaxia was when the wave of uncles was on the rise. Dialects learned to play music, guitar and bass for the convenience of picking up girls, and began to develop their image in the direction of uncles.

With long hair hanging down to his ears, he was about to be braided, unshaven, looking like a savage coming out of the mountain.

But that was the most popular image of a boy at the time. The dialect also used this to kill all the girls among the girls. Then one day Fang's mother called the dialect and said that she had arrived in the city where the dialect was located.

When dialect took the vicissitudes of life and glitz to see my parents, I saw Fang Ma standing at the entrance of the school. She was wearing a student outfit from the Republic of China. She looked younger than dialect after makeup.

When I asked the dialect, I found out that Fang's mother didn't come to see herself specifically, but was invited by the young lady who taught her to make-up before and came to Manzhan to be a mistress.The dialect just wanted to say that your mother is in your forties, and you have a childlike heart to accompany a group of teenage children to show off. A few roommates in dialect suddenly came out of the school and prepared to organize a group to go to the Internet cafe to open the dark. Saw the dialect and Fang Ma.

Several of the roommates were coming from the family who knew the dialect, but they didn't know who they were. After seeing Fang's mother, they came to greet each other kindly.

Several roommates in the dialect saw Fang Ma, who was charming and charming, dressed in the student costume of the Republic of China and kept her sister's head, and then looked at how close the dialect was to Fang Ma, so they all came over and said to the dialect, "Dialect, this It's your sister."

It's your sister, that's my mother!

Dialect just wanted to explain, took out the phone screen and looked at her face, then took another look. Fang's mother was only twenty years old after putting on makeup. In the end, she was my mother who didn't say anything.

Otherwise, the story that the dialect probably circulated in my high school would have to be circulated again in college.

Although the dialect gave up the uncle style later, in those few years, people continued to say that Fang's mother was the sister of the dialect, which made the dialect quite a blow.And what’s even more annoying is that Fang’s mother was obsessed with it during that time, and of course there would be no showy cos, but even so, after retouching, the pictures taken were still viewed by a lot of people, and Fang Mom also requested that the dialect space be filled with his photos.

For this reason, the dialect also specifically asked Fang Dad to ask my mother so that you would not worry.But Dad Fang showed a honeyed smile, and then said, "Your mom is out of cos, the photographer has always been me, what do I have to worry about. Besides, since your mom learned to play cos, there will be new ones every once in a while. Dressed up, my life has also been a lot better."

Sex...

Dog abuse!Mom and dad!

Dad Fang has a very classic saying, that is, our Fang family will always only have one baby, and that is you. Mom.

Indeed, because Fang's mother was very young, she played with young people, which resulted in Fang's mentality being very young.

There is a mother with a young mentality. It sounds good, thinking that besides being a mother for you, she can also play with you and be friends with you.

But I want to speak a lot of tongues.Fang's mother is a baby, and the dialect becomes a grass on the side of the road. Not only must she endure the decline of family status, but also endure all kinds of unreliable care of Fang's mother when he was a child.

Dialect feels that it is a miracle that I can grow up so safely.

The first unreliable memory of his mother in dialect came from when he was eight years old.

When dialect was eight years old, one day because school was on holiday and Fang's father was not there, dialect followed Fang's mother to Fang's unit and accompanied Fang's mother to work.

The dialect when I was young is pretty good, I don't cry or make trouble, just sit there and read a book quietly.Then, as soon as dialect looked up, she saw Fang's mother eating a packet of potato chips.

By the time the dialect passed, Fang's mother had eaten a packet of potato chips happily, and when she licked her fingers, she found the dialect that came by, and she was shocked.

The expression seemed to say, "Why is my son here."

If it is a generally unreliable mother, after letting her child find out that she is stealing food, she will compensate her child.But Fang's mother is not generally unreliable.

As a big baby, Fang’s mother didn’t feel that it was a crime to steal potato chips while carrying the dialect of a little baby. After wiping her hands cleanly, Fang’s mother ignored the eight-year-old. The dialect of saliva is working!

That dialect couldn't work, he uttered his throat and cried and hugged his mother who was going to be delicious.Even now in the dialect, I don't know if Fang's mother really finished the snacks or was reluctant to give it to her son.

Anyway, she did something that the dialect still cannot forgive.

The extra part of this chapter comes from the author of this chapter of my other novel "Super Taobao Shop". It seems that it started around 400 chapters. I forgot the specific number of chapters. Then every time I save a certain number, I will A single chapter will be issued once, and if you want to see the follow-up, you can also read the author of the latest chapter of my book.