My Inseparable House Guests

"I want you to talk a lot. There is no social country and world where salted fish come from." Fang Ze said while eating potato chips and looking at Da Miao.

"No wonder now that humans are being gradually conquered by our cats, it turns out that you are all a group of salted fish." Da Miao Tucao.

"Let's talk about business." Fang Ze looked at Da Miao lazily.

"Then talk about business first." Big Meow said as Meow flicked his paws, and there was a pile of money on the coffee table.

Fang Ze picked up the money and found that it was all money from Li Yunlong's time.

As for why Li Yunlong left Fang Ze with money, Fang Ze understood with a little imagination, and didn't say anything, but silently collected all the money into the money clip.

"There are still three rewards this time." Da Miao looked at Fang Ze and said, "The first one is the Eye of Breaking the Army. The ability is that people with these eyes can see clearly all battlefield situations, break through the fog, and find the best Combat plan. (Only applicable to army operations with less than 10,000 people.)"

"The second is the bright sword spirit. People with this ability will never be afraid. No matter how powerful enemies and difficulties they face, they will calmly look for opportunities to counterattack."

"The third is a master of swear words. Those who have this ability will automatically learn the inexhaustible swear words. There are three effects of the swear words. The first one is to be used by friendly parties, which will inspire and encourage friendly personnel. The second is to use it on the superior, which will get the superior treatment and favor of the superior. The third is to use it on the enemy, which will anger the enemy, obtain the effect of mocking wind and slightly reduce the enemy’s logical thinking ability."

"Really a master of swear words." Fang Ze was stunned after hearing Da Miao's words.

"In fact, the effect is pretty good," Da Miao said, "After all, swear words can improve language efficiency."

"Reason?" Fang Ze asked Da Miao.

"For example, to give you an example, life in the university is better now, what do you mean by the first thought."

"Don't you say that college life is good? Any objections?"

"Now, college students, be alive and well." Da Miao read the words separately.

"Understood, dirty cat."

"What does this have to do with whether I am dirty or not?" Da Miao continued, "Look at a simple sentence, if you don't add swear words, it will have two different meanings. But it's different if you add swear words."

Da Miao continued, "For example, if you want to express the first meaning, you can say that the life of a college student is so good for him now."

"If you want to express the second meaning, you should say that the current college students are doing well."

"Look, it's clear at a glance, and whether swear words can improve language efficiency."

"What a crooked doctrine." Fang Ze still dismissed it.

"Poor human beings." Da Miao exclaimed, "Why do you just refuse to admit many things."

"Don't talk nonsense." Fang Ze said to Da Miao, "I choose Liangjian Spirit."

"Choose this?" Da Miao looked at Fang Ze in amazement, "I think Master Swearing is more useful."

"If I play basketball or football, I might choose this one." Fang Ze said, "I guess I will be the key player on the court by then. I can play any ball except football. The team has become a world champion."

"My country is black again." Da Meow rushed forward and pressed Fang Ze's forehead, then said, "Okay."

Fang Ze felt it for a while and realized that he couldn't feel anything this time, so he asked Da Meow, "Why don't you feel it."

"Passive skills, you can feel it when you face danger and fear."

"All right." Fang Ze said while looking at Da Miao, "By the way, give me a reminder for the next guest."

"The next guest.Da Miao said to Fang Ze, "Do you remember what I said no to you after Hannibal left? There was a sentence with a biological term in it.The next guest is related to that noun. You can guess who the next guest is based on that noun."

After Da Miao finished speaking, before Fang Ze didn't react, he rushed back to his meow den, and the wisdom soul left.

After Hannibal left, he seemed to be asking Da Meow if he was hypnotizing himself.

Fang Ze thought about it for a while, and indeed remembered that Da Miao said a term.

Fang Ze entered this term into the search website and immediately learned the information he wanted.

"Headache." Fang Ze rubbed his temples and looked at the search results. He knew that his next guest might be a very troublesome guy, and no matter which one came, it was not easy to get along with.

It seemed that he was ready to give them the same treatment as Hannibal.

Fang Ze looked at the watch-type anesthesia gun he was wearing, and found that there were not a few left.

The black technology of Conan's watch-type anesthesia gun lies not in the watch, but in the anesthesia injection inside.

Can anaesthetize a person to beauty in a very short time without any consciousness. From this point of view, this technology is black technology among black technology.

This kind of thing is used one less, and there is no place to add it when it is used up.

After sleeping all night, Fang Ze did not wait for Lin Xiaoxin to arrive when he got up the next morning.

So Fang Ze called Lin Xiaoxin and asked what happened.

"That's it. I have a distant cousin who just finished the college entrance examination and came to me to play for a few days."

"Then you don't have time to come over?" Fang Ze asked.

"I want to stay with her in a hotel, or come over."

"Come and live with you?"

"I want to be beautiful for you, it's wretched," Lin Xiaoxin said, "Come over and give us a bag. It's the greatest kindness to you."

"Okay, I'll drive over in the afternoon." Fang Ze hung up Lin Xiaoxin's phone, and then drove his Wuling Hongguang Batmobile all the way to Nanxiang County.

After finding a parking space near the entrance of the hotel that Lin Xiaoxin said, Fang Ze walked into the hotel, then found Lin Xiaoxin's room and knocked on the door.

Within a few seconds, the door opened, and Lin Xiaoxin pulled out her small head from the door and looked at Fang Ze with a smile.

"Come on, kiss." Fang Ze stretched out his face.

"Excuse me, sir, you went to the wrong room." Lin Xiaoxin saw Fang Ze's movements and was about to close the door. Fang Ze squeezed in with her physical advantage, and then stretched her hand around Lin Xiaoxin's waist and carried her. Hugged.

"My sister is still inside." Lin Xiaoxin looked at Fang Ze and said quickly, "Don't make trouble."

Fang Ze held Xiaoqizi, rubbed her face on her neck, and then put her down reluctantly.) Download the free reader!!