My Inseparable House Guests

"You're here." When Rui Geer lying on the bed saw Fang Ze, the weak Fang Ze waved his hand, "I'm coming, and I bring so many things. What are you doing?"

"Fart, you thought I brought it for you." Fang Ze put the thing on the vacant bed, and said to Rui Ge'er, "Even if you hang up, I will give a wreath at best ."

"I went to the supermarket to buy something." Zhu Longlong, lying on the top bunk bed, saw what Fang Ze was holding, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he pointed to Fang Ze's pile of snacks and said, "Come here. Everyone divide it."

"Brother, that's all my food." As soon as Zhu Longlong's voice fell, the little jacaranda who came in from behind quickly hugged his delicious food.

"Fuck, where's the loli." Wenbo, who was shirtless on the phone, saw Xiaohua Jacaranda and hurriedly pulled the quilt up to cover herself.

"My friend's sister." Fang Ze patted Xiao Jiacaranda on the head, and then asked Rui Geer, "The spirit looks good, how can it be so serious on the phone."

"It's been diarrhea all morning." Rui Ge'er said weakly, holding up his fingers, and it didn't work for a little medicine.

"You don't go to the hospital to see who is to blame." Fang Ze let Xiaohuan sit aside, and then went over to look at Rui Geer.

"By the way, Wenbo said that you didn't go to the hospital because csgo opened the box and spent all the living expenses. It's true."

"Hey, don't mention it." Rui Geer waved his hand and said, "The credit cards are maxed out."

cs is a classic old game, but the orthodox sequel.As for the entertainment-oriented game developed by a production company that has long been authorized to a company in Nanbang.Therefore, if someone says that it is an orthodox sequel, they are afraid that they will be beaten out with the Sea Emperor, Thor, Black Dragon Cannon, and Chainsaw.

The characteristic of competitive games is absolute fairness. Even if you have money, you will not be one centimeter stronger than others at the beginning of each game.

This is why Riot has almost redone the rune system of lol.Because if you want to save all the runes in the game and buy more than a dozen rune pages, it is indeed a big burden for every player.After all, in addition to buying runes, players have to buy heroes for their gold coins, so if you are not an old player with plenty of time, most of the novice players who are just starting to play are using a set of general runes, which is extremely restrictive.

Of course, it's not that competitive games don't cost money.If you want to be cool and beautiful, you still have to pay.

Since the concept of game skins, men can fully understand why women invest huge amounts of living expenses on clothes, bags and shoes.

Because in csgo, a dragon is drawn on a sniper rifle, and the name is the legend of the dragon, and the price can reach more than 10,000 on the whole network.And a knife with a red color only costs about five or six thousand. Of course, this is only available.There are many unavailable skins, such as the blue-topped dark gold quenching ak, the brand-new all-blue claw knife, and the fallen autographed souvenir dragon. The prices are all over 30,000 and the currency unit is US dollars.

Just as women dare not tell their husbands how much it cost to buy luxury bags that look exactly the same as the popular ones on Taobao, men also dare not tell their wives.How much did I spend to add some cool-looking lines and colors to my gun?

In terms of love for beauty, after making women carry the pot for hundreds of years, men finally found out that, “Fucking, this is so beautiful, how much money and living expenses are all out to buy.'It is not a woman's patent.

Technology brings a common life.

The difference between the game and reality is that in order to ensure that their skins can be sold at a high price, the manufacturers will limit the number of certain skins.As a result, the refreshing feeling of a man possessing a few weapons in the game is no less than the roar of a giant dragon over twenty centimeters that reveals himself after being stripped in a public bath.

"Recently, a brand new dark gold and red net claw knife was put on the website." Rui Geer grabbed Fang Ze's hand and said, "You know I can't afford it, but it can be smoked. It only costs one hundred and seventy. Nine US dollars can be drawn once. It is said that the burst rate is 5%, so I tried to draw a few."

"So your living expenses are gone?"

"I'll never smoke again, really." Rui Geer said with a tearful nose, "Really, never smoke anymore. When I go back, I will sell all the things in my warehouse. Never touch this again."

"Come on, you." Fang Ze said to Rui Ge'er, "I still don't know you. Sending Professor Yang there will not cure your skin disease."

"Wait." Fang Ze scratched his head and looked at Ge'er Rui. "I feel that something is wrong now. You said you have no money to go to the hospital if you are sick. Then Wenbo and the others won't have no money. You specifically treat me Why are you calling here."

"Lend me 10,000 yuan, and I will draw another ten times last, and I will sell it and pay it back when I get the dark gold red net claw knife."

"Your feelings are waiting for me here." Fang Ze Paipai said, "But is it a bit hurtful for us to talk about money between our brothers."

"So?" Rui Ge'er's eyes lit up.

"Don't borrow."

"Don't." Rui Geer grabbed Fang Ze and said hurriedly, "Even if I don't get a draw, I can pay you back after I save a few months of living expenses. Everyone will be separated soon. You should satisfy me in the end. A small wish from him is good."

"I will satisfy you with a hammer." Fang Zesi said without giving Rui Ge'er face, "Now, either I will take you to the hospital and I will pay the hospitalization fee for you, or you can wait for death here, and I will leave immediately. People."

"Don't go to the hospital." Brother Rui was angry like a child, rolled aside with his beer belly and said, "I can't get the dark gold red net claw knife, even if I die here, I won't go there."

"Then you die here."

Fang Ze clapped his hands and stood up, pulling Xiao Jacaranda and said, "Let's do it twice."

"Oh." Xiao Huaying followed Fang Ze to leave. She just wanted to remind Diane Ze that she didn't bring any delicious food, but she immediately saw what Fang Ze was thinking about this time, so she shut up and obediently. Followed Fang Ze out.

Fang Ze took the little jacaranda to the milk tea shop in front of the dormitory building. Little jacaranda said to Fang Ze, "Brother Fang Ze, I know what the big brother who was lying on the bed was thinking about, do you want to listen? Let me tell you."

"No need." Fang Ze shook his head.

"Why?" Xiaohuaying asked Fang Ze, tilting his head, "If you know what the big brother was thinking just now, then you don't know how to answer him."

"It's like this, Xiaohua Jacaranda." Fang Ze said to Xiao Jacaranda, "Sometimes, people who know too much are unhappy than those who know less."

"Although there is an old saying among human beings called knowing others, knowing the face and not knowing the heart, in fact the mind of human beings is fickle. It is possible that a person may have some bad thoughts in his mind at a certain stage because of one thing. But this It doesn't mean he will always think so."

Fang Ze looked at Xiao Huayin and said, "Just like just now. That big brother might get angry because I didn't lend him money and scold me secretly. But he didn't really want to fight with me, just I haven't figured it out for a while."

"So, if Brother Fang Ze didn't know how that elder brother scolded you in his heart just now, you will still be friends with him in the future. But if you know it, it won't necessarily be true.

"Yes, our little jacaranda is really smart." Fang Ze looked at the cute little jacaranda, pulled her face, and then continued, "If I had the ability of little jacaranda, then I might only treat strangers Use this ability. If there is no special reason for an acquaintance I trust, I would not want to know what he is thinking."

"For this reason, I know that stupid people have a blessing." Xiaojacaranda clapped her hands.

"You know a ghost." Fang Ze said helplessly to Xiaohuan, holding his forehead helplessly, "This is different from stupid people. It's just the human heart that can't be tested. So, you don't have to worry about it. If you want to understand what the people around you are thinking, it means that he lives in a trustworthy environment. Isn’t that happy enough?"

Fang Ze looked at Xiaohua Jacaranda and didn't know how to explain this for a while.

After all, some feelings really can only be realized slowly by myself.

Having said that, only a simple and kind-hearted person like Xiaohuaying can control this kind of ability. If it is the emperor, the country's No. 1 bigwig, those high-powered people who have this kind of ability will definitely be a disaster.

While Fang Ze was chatting with Xiao Hua Jacaranda, Zhu Longlong walked in with the big and small bags of snacks and daily necessities that Fang Ze had put on the bed before, and put the things on the table of the milk tea shop where Fang Ze was sitting. .

"Only you can reject Rui Ge cruelly." Zhu Longlong sat down after putting down his things.

"What's the specific situation?" Fang Ze looked at Zhu Longlong and said, "Although Rui Geer used to spend money on games fiercely, he has always been a member of Xinyuesan, but he has never borrowed money from others to do this."

"Don't mention it. A few days ago, he took a girl to play a knife battle. He was shown off with a brand new dark gold and red net bayonet. It is said that he was ridiculed. When we returned to the dormitory, he treated him as an alien. All my laptops were smashed. Then I said I was going to get a dark gold and red net claw knife in front of the girl. But the brand new dark gold and red net claw knife that was posted on the Internet sold for fifty thousand dollars. So he wondered if he could draw one from the lottery website. He was the last to ask you to borrow money. I have already lent him this month's living expenses."

"That website relies on the knife to attract popularity. How could it be possible for him to get it." Fang Ze curled his lips, then took out his mobile phone and transferred it to Zhu Longlong for four thousand yuan.

"What are you doing?" Zhu Longlong looked at Fang Ze in confusion and asked.

"Look at you and Wenbo for living expenses, otherwise how will you spend this month."

"I knew you were so generous, I wouldn't have to buy instant noodles." Zhu Longlong shouted with a slap on his thigh.

"Fart, I believe you are someone who eats instant noodles?" Fang Ze finished talking about this, and then asked Zhu Longlong, "Brother Rui is really food poisoned?"

"Strictly speaking from a medical point of view, it counts." Zhu Longlong said, "But in the general sense, at most it can only be regarded as a bad stomach. If something really happens, I'll call to the hospital as soon as possible. The medical school can still kill people without making people laugh. Next to our school’s hospital, a dozen teachers will give you half of the hospital bed and give you a lecture while performing surgery on you.

"Then I don't worry." Fang Ze originally wanted Xiao Jiacaranda to detoxify Rui Ge'er with the five poison beads, but now it seems to be forgotten. This product is now lying down and can't move, which makes people feel a little relieved.

Zhu Longlong came out in the name of giving Fang Ze something, and went back after speaking with Fang Ze.And Fang Ze took Xiao Jacaranda and walked back, talking and laughing.

As soon as Fang Ze walked into the aisle in front of his house, he saw a figure squatting in front of his house.

Thief?

Fang Ze thought subconsciously.

"It's the elder sister who sells clothes." Xiaohua Jacaranda quickly confirmed who was at the door through mind reading.

Is it because Haruko realized that she was cheated, so she came here?

Just as Fang Ze's thoughts turned, Sister Qingzi saw Fang Ze and walked over.

"You are back." Sister Haruko said to Fang Ze, very enthusiastic.

Uh, it feels weird.

Fang Ze nodded slightly, and then asked Qingzi, "You come here, is something wrong?"

"Have you forgotten that you asked me to write the application form?" Sister Haruko passed a few pieces of paper while talking.

"This matter, I forgot when I was busy." Fang Ze pretending to remember suddenly, pointed to the door of the room and said to Sister Qingzi, "Talking inside."

Fang Ze opened the door, Sister Qingzi dared to go in and helped put the big and small bags Fang Ze had brought, and then handed the previous application to Fang Ze.

Although Fang Ze felt a little embarrassed to deceive others into writing the application, but now he had to take the application in a very serious manner, and then read the handwriting on it carefully.

'I volunteer to join the China Monster Management Bureau, and I am willing to fight for the cause of the Monster Management Bureau for life.The Monster Management Bureau is an important institution for the Chinese people to protect peace. It is also the vanguard of the Chinese people and the Chinese nation, representing China’s advanced monster management level.

A person's life is either heavier than Mount Tai, or as light as a feather.Just as Zhong Kui said: My whole life and all my energy have been dedicated to the most magnificent cause in the world-to protect the world from monsters.And I, Fan Qing, can't be the same as the great ancestor Zhong Kui.But I am also willing to contribute my own strength to the cause of demonization in the motherland.

13,000 words of nonsense are omitted below.

Sincerely

salute

Applicant Fan Qing.'

Hey, why does this format look so familiar?

When Fang Ze looked at this application, he always felt that he had not only seen it, but had also written it.

Of course the most important thing is, when Zhong Kui said that he dedicated his entire life and energy to protecting the world from monsters?

(Sanqi Chinese 37zw)