My Inseparable House Guests

Although Fang Ze brought Jacaranda to see modern society in advance, in terms of civilization, modern society is really much better than ancient civilization.

Those who say that the ancient folk customs are simple, are because the ancient simplicity and our current simplicity do not mean the same thing.

"In this way, my brother promises you." Fang Ze looked into Xiaohuan's eyes and said, "If there is a way to make you stay here, I will definitely let you stay."

"Then let's pull the hook." Xiaohuayan stretched out her hand and said to Fang Ze.

"Okay, draw the hook." Fang Ze and Xiaohua Jacaranda's little thumb buckled together and the draw hook agreed.

The next day, a small van drove in. In addition to the clothing of a few people, it contained some highly concealed surveillance cameras.

These cameras all have their own batteries, which can be placed on trees or grass to monitor every movement around them, and can send back pictures in real time.

To be on the safe side, Lei Lei arranged the camera far away so that he could roughly see the situation above the cemetery.

In the afternoon, Boss Yao and his group had arrived early, but fortunately, Fang Ze and the others had already arranged everything that should be arranged, and they simply signed the contract and left them neatly.

Lao Yao brought some of his employees to find places for these employees, and some of them could be sent home. He had to go there to see if his family could accept the elderly, so he, the principal, did not stay near the chicken farm. .

In the afternoon, because Xiao Hua Jia had to go back, Fang Ze could only find an excuse to disappear for a long time, let Xiao Hei, Lei Lei, and Lao Sha find a hotel in the town first.

Anyway, there is video surveillance, so you don't have to worry about too late.

"Then, brother, I will leave."

On a wasteland outside the town, Fang Ze stopped the car and Xiao Huaying got out of the car and waved to Fang Ze.

"Be happy over there." Fang Ze rubbed Xiao Jacaranda's head and said, "Run out if you have a chance."

"I see." Xiaohuan carrying a small schoolbag, Fang Ze waved his hand, then turned his head and started walking towards the distance. With the breeze blowing, some of Xiaohuan's hair that had just been rubbed by Fang Ze stood up naughty. , Looks like a dumb hair from a distance.

But in the blink of an eye, Fang Ze disappeared from Fang Ze's sight.

Go away.

Fang Ze suddenly felt a little inexplicably sad.

Maybe this is hypocritical?

Fang Ze took out his mobile phone and looked at the photo of him and some of the guests who had been there, uploaded the photo to the cloud, and then executed a local deletion.

But even though the customer went back, Fang Ze didn't know if Da Miao would call directly to say that the reward would be sent back when he got home.

Just as Fang Ze's thoughts turned around, suddenly a meow came from the grass on the left.

Fang Ze turned his head and saw that a fat group of orange cats were walking away, not who the big cat was.

"How did you run out by yourself?" Fang Ze asked, looking at Da Miao.

"I will still use this little teleportation skill." Da Miao said to Fang Ze, "Otherwise, what if you hang up and lock me in the house one day?"

"Bah, can't you say something good, just curse your shit shovel officer like this?"

"Iron-beaten cute cat and water shovel officer, it's okay, if you are really cursed to death by me, I'll change another one."

"Change another one and cook your fat cat." Fang Ze said as he walked over and reached out to grab the orange cat by the neck, picked him up, and then took him to the car.

Of course Fang Ze really didn’t intend to eat Fat Cat Hot Pot, but although it’s a wilderness, no passers-by are allowed to come. He saw a man and a cat saying yes, maybe he would sigh that he was stupid again. of.

"Let's talk about the rewards this time." When the orange cat was about to say what gifts the little jacaranda would give Fang Ze this time and what abilities the big cat would reward, Fang Ze interrupted the big cat.

"Don't worry about it, I have a question to ask you."

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"Be serious." Fang Ze rolled his eyes at Da Miao, and then said, "The ghost is going to ask you this. Don't you have a b-number in your heart? Look in the mirror to see how fat you are, even if you want to fuck The cat won't fuck you either."

Fang Ze held Da Meow's ears and said, "You answer me truthfully, is it possible for the guests who came to my house to stay here forever?"

"Yes." Da Miao first answered Fang Ze's words neatly, and then continued, "But this is more difficult and the conditions are more demanding."

"What conditions are needed?" Fang Ze asked.

"There is definitely no way to achieve it with the current you." Da Miao shook his head and saved his ears from Fang Ze's hands."At the very least, you have to exceed the level of the Turtle Immortal before you can try it."

"What the hell is this, it sounds like I have to beat the boss, right?"

"Generally the plot cannot be separated from the routine of Dragon Quest saving the princess. However, it is up to you to choose whether to save the princess or the gay. And if the princess doesn't follow you, you will be in vain. "

"If this is possible, it's fine." Fang Ze nodded, knowing that he has some qualifications now. Since Da Miao said he couldn't do it himself, he didn't want to force it.

He doesn't believe that the protagonist has invincible halo and other routines. What if he is not the protagonist and forcibly pretends to be leaked and licked by others.

"That's right, there's more." Fang Ze looked at Da Miao and asked, "Can I influence the plot trend of the world the guest belongs to by influencing the guest?"

"Shhh." As soon as Fang Ze said what he said, Da Miao lifted his paw to signal Fang Ze not to continue.

"Look at this matter." Da Miao said to Fang Ze mysteriously, "I mean, you toss as much as you can. I don't care about this, you just toss. But don't discuss related matters with me. Matters."

"Aren't you fine?" Fang Ze looked at Da Meow, feeling that Da Meow was deliberately teasing himself.

If you really want me to toss about it, why do you have to get those shielding settings?

When Conan came, I should take Conan to watch the Conan animation of the complete works, and then tell this kid, you don’t pretend to be a primary school student. You have been in the first grade of elementary school for more than 20 years, and you have not stayed like you in repeat of!

Fang Ze just wanted to ask, but soon closed his mouth.

After all, Da Miao said that he couldn't discuss it anymore, so there must be some taboo, Fang Ze simply prepared to think about it by himself.

"No, this is a gift left by the Five Poison Beasts." Da Miao said, drew a piece of wings that were almost similar to the back of Jacaranda, and placed them on Fang Ze's hand.

"What is this?" Fang Ze asked.

"The fairy beast's wings are also very simple to use. You press it on the skin, and it will leave a mark. You can activate this mark with your mind at any time."

"After the fairy beast's wing mark is activated, you will get a wing that lasts for one minute and is invisible to the naked eye."

"That means I can fly for one minute?"

"No, no, no," said Big Meow, shaking his head like a rattle, "Do you think you can fly with such small wings?"

"Then what's the use of this thing, is it just good-looking?" Fang Ze suddenly felt that the wings were a bit tasteless, but because it was a gift from Jacaranda, Fang Ze took it and pressed it on his arm, leaving it on his arm. There was a shallow wing mark.

"Of course it's not just good-looking, he can play a role similar to a paraglider, so you can avoid the danger of falling from a high altitude." Da Miao explained.

"That's not bad."

"By the way, there are three choices and one gift left by the five poisonous beasts." Da Miao said to Fang Ze, "this gift is two abilities and one item. The abilities are mind reading and fairy Qi, the item is the five poison beads."

It all sounds like a good thing.

Needless to say, mind reading, this thing is even a bug in the game Earth ol.

The Five Poison Pearls are even more powerful, and they can relieve all the poison in the world.

But before choosing, Fang Ze still needs to figure out what this fairy qi is, so he asked Da Miao, "What is the use of this fairy qi, can I set foot on the repair line from now on."

"Aren't you cultivating immortals every night?" Da Miao vomited, and then continued, "Don't think about it, cultivating immortals is impossible. It's not bad if you don't breathe in the smog, where the spiritual energy makes you inhale and cultivate . This thing is used to enhance the temperament."

"Temperament, you mean that after I have the faerie affection, can my hair float against gravity, and the clothes will not get wet in the water? Since then, I have gained the ability to break the hair without getting messy."

"It's not so exaggerated, but it will make it easier for you to gain the favor and trust of intelligent creatures. It's like adding a charm to your character in the game, but not much."

"It doesn't matter if it doesn't increase much." Fang Ze thought for a while and excluded the spirit of the fairy spirit from the selection.

After all, the attribute of charm is not very useful unless you can add it to the point where it is more popular than soft sister coins.The low-value charm can be used to deceive little girls, but when you run into those old and cunning bosses, how to do you or how to do you.

But these five poison beads still have mind-reading skills.

Fang Ze thought about it, and finally raised his head and said to Da Miao, "I choose five poison beads."

"Okay." With a stroke of Da Miao Miao's paw, a green round bead rolled to Fang Ze's hand.

"How do I feel that your meow claw and Ding Dong's four-dimensional space bag are a match." Fang Ze took the five poison beads to observe and vomited.

Da Miao ignored Fang Ze’s complaints, and said to Fang Ze, “There are two ways to use this five poison bead, one is to stick it on the body to prevent it from invading. The other is to put it on the body. Soaked in a glass of three hundred milliliters of water, after 24 hours, the water soaked by the five poison beads will have the effect of detoxifying all the poisons in the world."

"What about the shelf life?" Fang Ze asked, "After soaking, the shelf life of the water that can detoxify the world can last a few days."

Da Miao replied, "As long as it has not been drunk or contaminated, it can last for about a week."

Oh it.

After Fang Ze made sure, he carefully put away the five poison beads.

Seeing that everything was done, Da Miao was about to leave, Fang Ze stopped him, "Wait, you haven't reminded me who the guests are coming next week."

"Guest." Da Meow said with a yawn, "You are going to participate in the food festival next week, right? Then you may spend the money in vain, because the next guest will cook better than you eat at the food festival. The ones that arrive are even more delicious."

After Da Miao jumped off the car window and slipped away, Fang Ze looked at Da Miao's fat orange shadow, and thought about what Da Miao said just now.

There seem to be many customers who are good at cooking.

It is not enough to follow the guest rules, the next guest should be a child.

Then the scope is reduced a lot.However, it is still difficult to guess who it is. After all, there are many animation movies on food themes, and there are also a few children of the age of cooking.

But they all seem to be decent characters, but there is no evil villain who has both the attributes of children and food.

Thinking of this, Fang Ze was relieved.

Driving back to the town, Fang Ze bought a bottle of 350ml of mineral water, poured a little, and then stuffed the five poison beads in it.

When he arrived at the hotel in the town, Fang Ze went back to his room to hide the mineral water, and then walked to Xiao Hei's room.

"Playing cards." After Fang Ze entered, he found that Xiao Hei Lei Lei and Lao Sha were among the boring big cards.

"Come here, come and fight the landlords together." Xiao Hei was finally relieved when he saw Fang Ze, and hurriedly waved to Fang Ze to pass.

"Aren't you three people?"

"Lei Lei, you can go back to rest." Xiao Hei waved his hand to indicate that Lei Lei could leave.

"Thank you, boss." Lei Lei heard Xiao Hei's words, put the card on the bed, and left.

"This guy is just the stuffy oil bottle in the tomb raider's notes. Playing a card is like fighting a war. He stays serious and silent throughout the whole process. If it weren't for Lao Sha, I almost thought I was playing a man machine." Xiao Hei saw Lei Lei go out. I spit at Fang Ze and Lao Sha.

"The kind of profession that people do can't tolerate mistakes, and it's normal to be serious." Fang Ze walked over and picked up the card that Lei Lei put down and played."Don't patronize playing cards, how is the situation on the chicken farm."

"Don't worry, this group of tomb thieves won't be so ironclad to dig the grave tonight." Xiao Hei said while playing the cards.

Although Fang Ze wanted to tell Xiao Hei that you might be a bite of poisoned milk.But thinking about it carefully, it is true that even if the flying dragon rides on the face, the probability of losing is much higher than the probability that Yao Boss will do it tonight.

This tomb thief spent close to 400,000 yuan to buy the old chicken farm because it was to a certain extent to cover up people's eyes and to delay the government's discovery of this ancient tomb.In this way they have sufficient time to wash away all the cultural relics in the ancient tomb.

Therefore, even in the next few days, this tomb thief may be investigating the location of the ancient tomb to determine what cultural relics are in the cemetery, rather than directly.