My Inseparable House Guests

"Hey, hey, stop!"

Fang Ze, who was originally in the theater, heard what the Indian said, and suddenly felt the distance limit between the two sides, and instantly determined that this Indian man was his guest this time.

"Stop, stop, what are you doing to my friend?" Fang Ze said to the two Indians, blocking the big shit.

"Your friend?" The two obese Indian men gave Fang Ze a suspicious look, and then said, "Are you a foreigner, are you sure you are friends with this pariah?"

"Who do you say is a bitch? I'm Tony Stark, chairman of Stark Industries, can you understand what I'm saying?!"

Fang Ze hadn't spoken yet, the Indian who called himself Stark rushed over again and shouted.

"In India, it is impossible for anyone to hide their surname!" One of the two obese men shouted to Steck. "Look at your ID card. Your last name is Stark. You are a registered untouchable. Do you want to pretend to be a foreigner? Just look at your filthy look. People who have been in the toilet for a long time cannot appear under the crowd in the hall!"

The two obese men said they wanted to beat Stoke again with their rags. Stark hurriedly hid behind Fang Ze, then Fang Ze couldn't dodge, and his face was drawn twice by the rag, but it didn't hurt.

"What are you doing!" At this time, an Indian policeman in a security uniform came over and shouted as he watched the crowds.

"Police, I found a pariah here." The fat Indian man shouted.

"Please call them Scheduled Castes, sir, it is not ancient anymore. Anyone in India should have the same rights!" said the Indian policeman and turned his eyes to the dark-skinned Stark.

"Can you show me your ID card?"

"What ID card?" Stark didn't understand.

"It's the one in your pocket." The policeman pointed to a rectangular piece of paper in Stark's pocket and said.

"This?" Stark took it out and handed it to the police.

"Um, Tony Stark?" The policeman glanced at Stark. Although Stark didn't nod his head, the photo on the ID card was not much different from Stark, so he didn't think too much.

"Are you here to buy a ticket?"

"No, I am..." Stark was about to say something, only to see Fang Ze hurried to the side to grab Stark and said to the police, "This is my friend, we are indeed coming Buy train tickets."

"Your friend?" The policeman looked at Haze and then at the fallen Stark, and said in poor and unintelligible English, "Here, be careful of liars."

The police probably thought that Stark was a liar, and Fang Ze, a foreigner, was a deceived person.Fang Ze didn't have a good time to explain to the policeman, what, so he nodded quickly to show that he knew.

When the police left, the two obese Indians also left. Stark immediately grabbed Fang Ze and asked, "You are the landlord of my trip. Can you explain what happened?"

"Wait a minute." Fang Ze motioned for Stark to be quiet, and then he took Stark out of the train station to a nearby restaurant.

"Let me talk about how you got here." Fang Ze was very curious about how Stark got here.

"I was in Vietnam to inspect the role of my company’s new microchips on the battlefield, and I was caught in a trap and injured. I was captured by a Vietnamese warlord named Wang Qiu and asked me to make weapons for him. I don’t want to do that. There is a mystery My voice appeared in front of me, saying that I can go to a place of great enjoyment for five days, and that everything is entirely the responsibility of my landlord there, so I came."

After listening to Stark, Fang Ze finally understood where this guy came from.

When the heroes in the Marvel universe are on the big screen,

In the original Iron Man comics, Tony Stark made his debut during the Vietnam War, not the Middle East of the movie.However, the general flow of the plot has not changed much.Tony Stark was caught in a trap in Vietnam, and a fragment was inserted in his heart. He was at risk, and he was captured by a Vietnamese warlord named Wang Qiu.

The Vietnamese warlord, like the hapless man in the Middle East, also asked Tony to make weapons for him and sent him an assistant, the Nobel Prize-winning physicist Hou Yinsen.

Then the two worked together to produce the first generation of Iron Man armor. Hou Yinsen died in order to delay time. Tony killed Wang Qiu and his men to avenge Hou Yinsen, and then returned home.

The early Iron Man comics were mixed with a lot of ideological colors, and part of the main content was also related to the crab monster.However, with the rise of the anti-Vietnam War trend in the United States at that time, Iron Man comics had to change some of the settings, and the place where Tony Stark was in danger was changed from the Vietnam War to the Gulf War.

Then came the Middle East adventure in the movie.

However, although the plot has been changed, Stark's personal settings are the same, so the Mr. Iron Man in front of him is no different from the famous playboy Tony Stark who has just appeared in the movie.

"I'm sorry, I should have prepared a comfortable bedroom and five days of uninterrupted play for you, but I came to India because of something happened personally."

"This is India?"

"Yes, New Delhi, the capital of India, and if nothing else, we will go to Hydepur, India soon."

"I think I might as well go back to Vietnam." After Stark knew what kind of country he was in, he suddenly felt a little desperate.

"If you go back, you still have to consider the problem of your heart." Fang Ze pointed to Tony Steck's body and said, "At least you have a healthy body now."

"Wait, I just wanted to ask, why do I look like this now?" Tony Stark looked at his dark body and hands, staring at Fang Ze and asked.

"Well, you should have become an Indian." Fang Ze took out his phone and asked Stark to take a look at his appearance based on the reflection of the phone's screen.

"I used to live in Huaxia, and all the guests will become Huaxia people when they come. The reason why you became an Indian may be because this is India."

"Okay, okay." Stark shook his head. Although he has become an Indian now, it is really not too bad as Fang Ze said. After all, his original body is stuck in the heart. A fragment, I don't know when it will die.

"There is one last question, why did the two fat pigs just call me a pariah!" Stark was itchy when he mentioned this matter.

"You show me your ID card." Fang Ze stretched out his hand and asked for Stark's ID card.

India is a country without an ID card. To be precise, it did not exist before.And unlike other countries without ID cards, most people in India do not have social security cards, medical cards, and driver's licenses, so once an accident occurs, it is difficult to prove their identity.

Issuing an ID card to each of the billions of citizens is a very difficult task for federal India.However, the Indian government does not intend to let it go. Instead, it has carried out a very bold plan.

That is to establish an identity database, which includes records of Indian nationals’ photos, personal information, iris and fingerprint blood types.

Recording the iris of the people across the country. This is something that no country on earth has done so far. No matter how you laugh at the efficiency of India’s work, people really started this work slowly, although several years have passed, the work is still Not completed, but after all, it has made great progress compared to before.

Some of them were assigned their own twelve-digit ID card number and a paper-like card, which can be called an identity card.

However, it is worth mentioning that although the personal database represented by this ID card records the iris information of Indians, making India the world’s most advanced iris recognition country, these iris recognition technologies are a company of China. which provided.

In addition to China, the United States has also provided a lot of technical assistance, making India in some of the most advanced places, even directly using iris to verify identity and handle related businesses.

It is self-evident why two countries that do not have a citizen iris information database are so kind to provide help to India.

These data are stored in the computer, not on this card.In addition to the various identity information Da Miao gave him on this identity card, the largest font is Stark's name.

Tony Stark.

It has been said before that the untouchables in India are excluded from the four major castes, and their surnames are called scheduled castes.Basically, all those who do not belong to the four major castes are tabulated attributes and are tabulated castes.So if a foreigner settles in India and becomes Indian citizenship, unless there is a Brahmin who is willing to help change the surname to one of the four major castes, otherwise once you become an Indian citizen, your name will be one of the scheduled castes in India, your status It will also change from the Kshatriya who originally enjoyed certain privileges to a pariah.

Stark encountered this kind of problem, because Stark is not one of the four castes in India, so it is counted as a list caste in the ranks of untouchables.

After Fang Ze explained to Stoke, our Mr. Iron Man's eyes widened and looked at Fang Ze, "You mean, I can only be a pariah in the five days I've been here?!"

"Of course not." Fang Ze patted Stark on the shoulder and said, "Although your appearance cannot be disguised as a foreigner, you can fake your last name and say to others that you are a Sudra or a Vaisha. Anyway, only your ID card will do."

"Can't I say that I am Kshatriya or Brahmin?"

"The Kshatriya is okay, the Brahman is in difficulty." Fang Ze explained to Stark, "India's high caste and low caste are not the same kind of people. People with high castes are all white, you can tell at a glance. There is a saying in India that Brahmins are called Brahmins everywhere, because the looks of Brahmins and other castes are different. If you pretend to be Brahmins like this, you will be beaten to death."

"Okay, okay." Stark was completely speechless.If it weren't for his unlucky dying over there, he would almost want to go back immediately.

"By the way, how did those two people know that you are a pariah?"

"Because when I opened my eyes, I found that I was in a particularly dirty toilet. The two Indians on the opposite side were rubbing farts with their hands, and I was holding my ID card in my hand. An Indian has seen it."

"Why don't you resist when they hit you?" Fang Ze was a little curious.Because Stark's temper was not too good, and after he got out of the armor, he was not helpless.Stark's fighting ability is not bad. It may be far behind his good base friends, but it is much better than ordinary people.

"Didn't I just say that they were rubbing farts with their hands when I appeared in the toilet?" Stark replied with his eyes rolled after hearing Fang Ze's words.

"Yes, what's the matter?" Fang Ze asked puzzledly, "Indians wipe their farts with their left hands. That's right."

"After they wipe their ass with their hands, they have to find something to wipe their hands." Stark looked at Fang Ze, with a smile on his mouth, "I am not unable to beat the two of them, I just don't want the two rags Hit me."

"me!"

After hearing Stark's words, Fang Ze almost didn't spray a mouthful of old blood.

Feelings. This is why you hid behind me just now!

Special, could you tell me earlier, you are hiding behind me, my face is covered by those two rags but one side!

"I didn't mean it." Stark shrugged his innocence.

"I know you didn't do it on purpose, you did it on purpose!" Fang Ze couldn't wait to choke this guy to death.

"The food is here, we can finish the meal and discuss this matter." Stark saw Fang Ze look like this and quickly changed the subject.

The waiter brought two plates. The plates were put into a ball. I don't know what it is, but there is a strong curry flavor.

Fortunately, this is not Southern State, so there are cutlery beside the plate.

"What is this, is it really edible?" Stark took a spoon and glanced at the sticky object on the plate, a little suspicious.

"Why don't you try first." Fang Ze glanced at the food in front of him, but he didn't dare to say anything.Old Dong told him that the food eaten by the lower class people and the food eaten by the upper class people in India are two concepts.

"I'll try it." Stark had also been imprisoned in Vietnam for a long time and hadn't eaten anything delicious. At this time, he didn't care about the appearance. He took a spoon and fed the food to his mouth.

then.

"I want to throw up." Stark looked at Fang Ze with an uncomfortable expression.

"If you knew where they made them, you would feel like vomiting more." Fang Ze turned to look inside the restaurant and said to Stark.

Fang Ze's table was facing the kitchen. They hadn't noticed because they had been chatting before, but now that they saw it, let alone other things, just the fly that was born to fly together could make them full.

"Oh." Iron Man looked in the direction that Fang Ze's head turned, and finally couldn't help but vomit.