My Inseparable House Guests

"It always feels like you are getting fatter." Fang Ze walked into the room, closed the door, and picked up the fat ball.

"That's because there are too many hairs." Da Miao retorted Faze's words righteously, "If you get me a haircut, you know I'm really puffy."

"Come on, get a haircut." Fang Ze said, holding Da Meow in his arms and assessing the weight. "How fat you are, don't you have a b-number in your heart? It is estimated that you can't jump up two steps if you are so fat. After you cut the hair, it is estimated that it will really become a ball."

"When a woman tells you that she is not fat, it means that she actually doesn't care if she is fat or not, but in your heart, she must not be fat."

"The problem is." Fang Ze said, pulling his big ears, "You are a cat!"

"Is there a difference between the two?" Da Miao licked his paw and looked at Fang Ze.

Although when Da Miao said this, the clouds were light and breezy on the surface, as if he was joking casually, but the sharp-eyed Fang Ze found that Da Miao had already talked about his nails from the pad. It is estimated that Fang Ze If you dare to talk about whether it is fat or not, you will be scratched.

"Okay, okay." Fang Ze waved his hand to reveal the topic of death, and then asked Da Miao, "What is the reward this time."

"Why don't you ask what gift Jack Sparrow gave you." Da Meow asked, wagging her tail.

"I thought a pirate wouldn't leave me any gifts." Fang Ze didn't have much expectation about what gifts Jack Sparrow would leave him. After all, Jack was a good person, but he was essentially a stingy pirate.

So Fang Ze really didn't expect Jack Sparrow to leave him anything good.

"Well, you guess it's really good." With a stroke of Big Meow's paw, a middle and second big sword appeared on the bed."He left this to you."

The second-largest sword that Da Meow took out out of thin air was the one that Calypso, the goddess of the sea, commissioned Jack Sparrow to snatch from the US destroyer.

Fang Ze asked in surprise after seeing this sword appear on his bed.

"Isn't this sword named by Calypso and asked Jack to bring it to her when he returns? Why is it here now?"

Fang Ze instantly thought whether Calypso hadn't unlocked the Sea Pearl for Jack Sparrow as agreed, so Jack Sparrow sent the sword back in revenge.

"It's not what you think." Da Miao saw what Fang Ze was thinking, and he explained, "Calypso wanted this sword for the purpose of using this sword as a medium, so as to seize the luck of some maritime overlords. You don’t really need such a second-degree sword to decorate your house.”

"So after Calypso ran out of use, she returned the sword to Jack Sparrow, and Jack Sparrow had no use for such a second-class sword, so she returned it to me. ?"

Fang Ze clarified the situation, and stood this sword by the bed with a frown, "They will be useless if they come, and I will ask for it."

"You can collect it as an ornament." Da Miao said to Fang Ze, "Don't do it for nothing anyway."

Fang Ze looked at the big sword placed on the bed. He wanted to take it back temporarily and wait until he returned to China to give it to him, but he said that the thing he took out could not exist in it like the design drawings of the armed helicopter. It was there, so Fang Ze had to take this great sword back to the country.

Originally, Fang Ze wanted to find this great sword and throw it away. But after thinking about it, if the great sword fell into the hands of the Americans again, the Americans checked the great sword. Fang Ze estimated that the place where the sword appeared would be exposed.

Once the state machine is turned on, they can detect if you break the bedwetting.

So even if Fang Ze doesn't want this great sword, he still needs to take it back to China and find a safe place to dispose of it.

"The gift business is over, talk about your reward this time.

Da Miao went on to introduce, "The first ability is a mature navigator. After you choose this ability, you will immediately gain a lot of ocean knowledge, which is equivalent to an old captain who has been on the ship for decades."

"The second ability is a lucky adventurer. If you choose this ability, then you will be as lucky as Captain Jack Sparrow when you venture in the ocean or forest in the future, and you will be lucky every time."

This second ability sounds very good.

Fang Ze felt his chin and thought, after all, even people who don't play games know how rare the attribute of luck is.

In many cases, the emperor can do whatever he wants, even if you are a soft sister coin boss, but the emperor said that if you ride your face, you can ride your face, and how much money you have is idle.

Although this ability is relatively limited, it can only be used in the ocean and forest.

"The last item is Captain Jack Sparrow's compass. The needle of this compass will always point in the direction of the things you desire most in your heart."

"Really?" Fang Ze, who was still thinking about the pros and cons of choosing the lucky adventurer, immediately jumped up excitedly when he heard Da Miao's next introduction.

"Of course it's true. When did I lie to you." Da Miao said to Fang Ze, "But the function of this compass is actually not as powerful as you think. You must be careful when you choose."

indeed.

Da Miao’s words calmed Fang Ze. After all, Captain Jack Sparrow’s compass seemed like a top-notch treasure in the movie. It was always thought of by various characters, but in actual use, it was not so easy to use.

After all, this compass is only for indicating directions, not for GPS positioning. If the location is a ten-story building, the role of the compass is extremely limited.

Moreover, the compass needle direction is the direction in which the holder's heart desires the existence of things most. It does not mean that you can find something with this compass.

In the movie, there was more than one scene of the compass pointing in the hands of Captain Jack Sparrow.

Because at that time Jack Sparrow himself was not sure what he wanted, and even the compass could not work properly.

The adventurer's luck and Captain Jack Sparrow's compass are both good rewards, but the shortcomings and advantages are as obvious, and it is difficult for people to choose.

"Hurry up and choose." Da Miao looked at Fang Ze for a long time without making a decision, and hurriedly urged, "I still have to go back to eat snacks in a hurry. Lao Yao seems to have gotten up recently and has prepared a lot of delicious food for me."