My Inseparable House Guests

"Why didn't you see a woman here?" Fang Ze asked curiously at the Beima next to him.

"Women are not qualified to participate in this kind of banquet." Beima naturally said to Fang Ze, "I'm afraid that I might bump into Lord Nagarjuna."

"Iamgroot." Just as Bema's words were finished, Groot praised because the soup here was delicious.

"What did the Lord Nagarjuna say?" Beima asked.

"He condemned your practice of not letting women go to the table, thinking that this is disrespectful to him." Fang Ze translated Groot's words'truthfully'.

"Iamgroot." Groot turned his head and glanced at Fang Ze, complaining that Fang Ze was always bullying others who didn't understand him, and then translated randomly.

"Look, Long Shushen is angry." Fang Ze said, pointing to Groot.

"Since the Lord Nagarjuna said it, then." Bemarillo thought for a while, then got up to discuss with the village chief. After a while, basically the women in the village were on the table.

Now Fang Ze finally understands why so many people claim that they can communicate with God, and then become a magic stick.

Because you can make up God's words casually!

Fang Ze stayed in the village until the afternoon, a Range Rover Xingmai drove under the village, and Fan Qing stepped out of the driving position.

"Sister Qingzi, here." Fang Ze greeted Fan Qing from a high place, and asked Fan Qing to come up.

"Is it time?" Fan Qing said, carrying a computer bag and going to the village, looking at Fang Ze.

"In time." Fang Ze pointed to Groot and said to Fan Qing, "Get to know, this is Groot, we need to take care of him for a while these days."

"Hello, Groot." Fan Qing greeted him in surprise after seeing the tree-person Groot.

If Xiao Jacaranda just had wings, which made people wonder whether it was caused by a genetic mutation, then Groot's appearance completely confirmed that he was a non-human creature.

"Iamgroot." Groot greeted Fan Qing also friendly.

"Hmm." Fan Qing looked at Groot, always thinking where he should have seen similar creatures.

Groot Groot.

Yes!

Fan Qing clapped her hands and suddenly remembered, ``Isn't Groot a figure in the Guardians of the Galaxy!'

Because Fan Qing only watched the second part of Guardians of the Galaxy, the impression of Groot in her mind was that cute dying Groot baby.

Now I think about it carefully, and remember, isn't this the predecessor of Baby Groot like this?

"Couldn't this Groot be the Groot in the Guardians of the Galaxy." Fan Qing pointed to Groot in surprise.

"Yes, nor is it." Fang Ze started the big flicker mode and said, "Didn't I tell you last time? After many of our colleagues in the Monster Management Bureau resigned, they liked to include the monsters they encountered before into their own. In the work. So the person who created the original comic image of Groot is actually from our Yokai Administration."

"Oh." After hearing Fang Ze's words, Fan Qing began to think it made sense, but then changed his mind.

its not right.

"Wait." Fan Qing looked at Fang Ze and said, "Isn't the person who drew Groot a foreigner? Why is our country's monster administration still recruiting foreigners?!"

"Ahem." Lying is a technical job. Every time you make up a lie, you need countless lies to round out the lie.

In contrast, it is still a simple and rude trick of'I, Qin Shihuang, hitting money'. It is still relatively difficult to fabricate the existence of a monster management bureau that people can believe in.

But Fang Ze racked his brains and flickered.

"Think about it." Fang Ze said to Fan Qing, "We have monster administrations in our country. Can other countries have them? But because there is no competition, coupled with the scarcity of personnel, our countries have monster administrations. The relationship is very good. Many times they perform tasks together.

"That's it." Fan Qing rolled her eyes, and then asked Fang Ze, "Then can you tell me about the ghosts and weirs we see in film and television dramas, which are also in reality?

"This is top-secret information because it will expose our retired colleagues." Fang Ze patted Fan Qing's head and said, "As a temporary worker, don't think about it."

"Slap my head, I can't get married." Fan Qing rolled his eyes and looked at Fang Ze.

"Isn't the standard way of answering the head being shot? Isn't it tall or not? How can it become impossible to marry?"

"I'm almost 30, no matter how tall I am, I can only say that I can't get married." Fan Qing joked.

After saying goodbye to the people from the Hani village, Fang Ze was about to leave. Suddenly someone behind him was calling himself. He turned around and found that it was the little girl Hu Ying.

"What's the matter?" Fang Ze thought it was this little loli who was reluctant to bear herself, and when she was proud of her little loli's affinity, the little girl said to Fang Ze, "Brother Fang, my mother wants you to come to me When you lie down at home, she has something to tell you."

Although she didn't know what happened to the little girl's mother named Fang Ze, Fang Ze was not afraid of trouble, and took Groot Fan Qing to the little girl's house.

In a dilapidated house, a withered woman is lying on the bed.This is Hu Ying's mother.

Hearing what the mother said, Fang Ze understood Hu Ying’s life experience. It turned out that Hu Ying’s father fell seriously ill and died not long after she was born. Her mother finally dragged her to her current age. As a result, she herself She was seriously ill, which made her unable to take care of Hu Ying.

The village is poor, and there are not many people who can afford to have one more child. Hu Ying's mother is not familiar with it, and she is afraid of being entrusted.

Then, after she learned that someone had brought Nagarjuna to the village and asked all the women in the village to be on the table, she thought she would be a good person, so she hoped that Fang Ze could take Hu Ying away.

Take a little loli away.

Fang Ze was a little worried, on the one hand because it was really inappropriate for him to have a little loli at home for a young man in his twenties.This is a real little loli, not a legal loli like Lin Xiaoxin.On the other hand, he receives guests every week, and it is extremely inconvenient for many people in the family.

Hu Ying's mother saw that Fang Ze meant to refuse, and tried to get off the bed and beg Fang Ze.At this time, Fan Qing behind Fang Ze suddenly stepped forward and said to Hu Ying’s mother, “Auntie, I’m not married yet, but I love children very much. If you trust me, you can give your daughter to me. Raise."

"Okay, I can trust you." Hu Ying's mother heard that someone was willing to raise her daughter, and she happily took Fan Qing's hand and said, "My daughter will take care of you."

Although Fang Ze didn't know Fan Qing very well, according to her daily contacts, she was indeed a good person. Since she was willing to take in Hu Ying, Fang Ze naturally had nothing to say.

The two came out of Hu Ying's house. Although Hu Ying, who was only seven years old, was a little bit reluctant to part with her mother, she listened very much to her mother. Her mother asked Hu Ying to follow Fan Qing's big sister, and Hu Ying stayed with Fan Qing.

The two came out of Hu Ying's house and talked to the village head about this. The village head didn't object, but he was very happy that Hu Ying could follow Fang Ze and them to the outside world.

Fang Ze asked Fan Qing to wear a windbreaker of the largest size, a hat and scarf, and so on. After he asked Groot to turn his figure into a normal person, he put it on for Groot. This was not careful. If you look at it, there is nothing suspicious.

The three Kazuki took a car to a nearby county town to take a break.

After finding a daily rental house from the Internet, Fang Ze called Fan Qing out on the pretext of buying food.

"It takes a lot of money to raise a child now." Fang Ze said to Fan Qing, "you don't have enough money alone. After I go back, I will support you little Hu Ying's living expenses every month."

"You don't have to worry about this." Fan Qing said to Fang Ze, "I am not just a clothing store."

"Do you have other part-time jobs?"

"That's right." Fang Ze patted his thirty-two d and said, "I usually write novels, and I am an online writer, and I have tens of thousands every month."

"Awesome." Fang Ze gave Fan Qing a thumbs up, and then asked, "What novel are you writing, I'll go back and enjoy it."

"Um." When Fan Qing heard Fang Ze asked her what novel she was writing, her mouth went silent.

Coincidentally, the name of the novel she wrote was called'Youkai Administration'.And the protagonist in the article has created a mean and hateful boss.Basically, every day, people in the comment area chase the boss and scold him for abusing the protagonist, hoping that the author will write him to death immediately.

More coincidentally, the name of this villain's boss is also called Fang Ze.

After killing Fan Qing, she didn't dare to show this novel to Fang Ze. She quickly opened the topic and said, "There are many stores here that can't pay with mobile phones. I have to go to the bank to get some cash."

"Okay." Fang Ze nodded and agreed.

The two went to a nearby bank, and it happened that the ATM was broken, and they could only get it at the counter.

Fan Qing drew a number, and sat in chairs with Fang Ze waiting for the number. On the window to the left of the two, there was also a man in his forties who was withdrawing money.

"Get me some money." The man said to the teller on the counter.

"You have 1,800 yuan in your card."

"Seven thousand!"

Hearing this man's words, the bank teller frowned, but still patiently said, "Sir, you only have 1,800 yuan in your card."

"Yes, I want seventy thousand!"

"But there is only 1,800 yuan in it, sorry, you can't get 70,000 yuan."

"Seventy thousand!" Hearing the teller's words, the man still insisted on repeating what he said before, speaking in a way comparable to Groot.

But at this time, I didn’t know where the teller got the inspiration. It suddenly occurred to me that this man might not say 70,000, so he asked, "Sir, are you talking about taking it out?"

"Yes, isn't my common law exalted?"