My little mom is the richest man

The entire college entrance examination classroom, after a short silence, began to answer questions again.Although that question is rather weird, there is still something that is not weird. The candidates decided to skip that question first, but after answering a few questions, their hands stopped again, this time even the pen tip was shaking. , The cold sweat came out.

I saw that they encountered a strange problem again-

The following are aliens: (four pictures)

These are not aliens: (four pictures)

Which of the following is an alien?Circle it (five pictures)

When the students looked at this question, their faces were a little pale, and their sights were a little confused... God tm circled the aliens out!What is the difference between these four different images!How to distinguish this tm!

Look down again-a short answer question.

It is known that there are 50 aunts dancing square dance, and the square array is 1 meter apart. The song played in the impression is 170 decibels.Xiao Ming lives on the 7th floor and the wind speed is 3ms.

Ok?This question looks normal and can be answered!

The students regained their confidence, but when they saw this question asked, they all felt dizzy.

Question: What is the probability that Xiao Ming will successfully throw dung on the square dancers?

God tm splashes manure!

After three questions, it is another strange question.

A BMW car with a rated power of 60×104W drove on a horizontal road and braked to a stop 5 meters away from the grandmother.The old grandmother is known to weigh 50 kg.

Excuse me: How much will the old lady want?

The students trembled and the pen fell to the floor.

And this is the most ghostly animal. At the end of the test paper, what hinders the candidates is the final question of the college entrance examination paper, and although it is the final question, it is still a multiple-choice question!

Spring is here, and it's a good season for mating. At 6 pm on the vernal equinox, Beijing time, police officer Xiaoli looked up 38 degrees and saw the North Star, and then led a team into an underground prostitution den. May I ask: This is the most prostitutes in the room. Is it possible to say something?

A: Oh, a god

B: Dulei Lou

C: I want to sprinkle

D: Sheba

Let me sit you with a big watermelon!This year's college entrance examination questions have all come forward to me!I promise not to kill you!!!

One by one, the examinees were angered at the person who made the test, and their eyes fell dark.

After the exam in the morning, there was a lot of crying at the school gate. The parents didn't know what was wrong with their children, so they saw them walking out desperately, and then started crying.

"Son, what's wrong with you, son?"

"It's over... it's over..."

"What's wrong with you, daughter? Didn't you take the exam?"

"I'm afraid I won't even pass the pass..."

"Grandson, are you okay? Say something quickly, don't scare the second uncle!"

"Wow ah ah ah ah..."

Mu Qiu walked through the crowd, saw the familiar Maserati, and quickly ran over and got into the car.

Jun Mingyue was watching the video in the car, and seeing Muqiu coming out, she smiled and asked him: "How was your exam?"

Thinking of those wonderful topics, Mu Qiu couldn't help laughing: "It's okay."

Hearing him suddenly laugh, Jun Mingyue looked at him suspiciously, and then saw the students crying outside the window, and said in surprise: "What's wrong?"

Mu Qiu touched the tip of his nose: "This year's college entrance examination questions are a little bit...well, interesting, I guess there are not many good ones."

"Then you can still laugh? Are you afraid of losing the bet with your little aunt?"

"Hey, can I lose? I can get full marks with my eyes closed."

"Just blow you."

At noon, I had lunch with my little mom, and Mu Qiu returned to school to greet the afternoon physical examination.

Compared with the mathematics test papers, the comprehensive test papers are much more normal. They are all quite satisfactory topics. The examinees finally let go of their hanging hearts and began to answer the questions with a sigh of relief.They are really afraid that the next test paper will still be that kind of strange question, and then they really want to die.

The first day of the college entrance examination ended peacefully. Although Mu Qiu went home to eat and sleep at night, it was the usual goodnight kiss that night, and another good morning kiss the next morning, and then went to school to start the next day's exam.

Today is the test of Chinese and Wenshu, and the morning is Chinese.

What's interesting is that the scene from the math test yesterday morning was perfectly reproduced at this moment.The students were full of confidence and were about to start answering the questions with their pens, but they stopped their pens after writing less than three questions, and then looked at the test papers in their hands with bewilderment.At this moment, they remembered the fear of being dominated by yesterday's math test paper and the humiliation of being unable to write.

The title of this question is: Lao Tzu is fighting with Confucius, who do you help?

I help Nima a Banana...

The students held the paper with trembling hands and looked down. The more they looked at it, the darker their faces became. When they saw the title of the final composition, they almost spewed a mouthful of old blood.

The topic of the composition is: A young man wandering by the sea, feeling depressed."What can't you think of?" an old man asked.The young man said that he did everything he could, but he was not recognized and respected.

"I'm optimistic." The old man twisted a handful of sand and threw it away. "Can you find him?" The young man smiled bitterly and shook his head."Then I have a pearl here." The old man took out a huge pearl, weighed it, and threw it on the beach."It's not hard to find, right? Become a pearl, no one will ignore you anymore." The old man said with a smile.

Makes sense!The young man pondered for a moment, then picked up the pearl and ran away.

Please write an article titled "Where is the most basic trust between people", the subject matter is not limited, no less than 800 words.

The students had papers in their hands, and the invigilator had one. He watched carefully, and when he saw those cheating questions, he couldn’t help but shake his head and smile, because he didn’t even know how to answer for a while, and when he saw the last The first half of his composition was pretty good, with a lot of meaning and philosophy. The teacher nodded his head secretly, but when the topic came out, he was almost choked by the air in his mouth.

Looking at the candidates again, they are already speechless and tearful.

The examinee looked at a classmate in the corner and said, "Yuan Hua, you are the best student in your school, why haven't you finished writing for a long time?"

Yuan Hua stared at the test paper in his hand for a long time, before finally feeling sad and hoarse: "This question is too difficult! I can't do it! I can't do it! It's too difficult..."

He shouted out the aspirations of many candidates present.

In the afternoon, the questions were quite satisfactory. The test pattern on this day was the same as yesterday. It was rare to die in the morning and quite satisfactory in the afternoon. However, the candidates were already exhausted physically and mentally by the morning Chinese questions, which seriously affected the afternoon test and led to the entire examination room. The atmosphere is a little gloomy.

Fortunately, the final English test is also a fairly satisfactory test subject. There is nothing particularly difficult. The students regained their confidence for the last time, and they overcome the last hurdle with the anger of the math and Chinese question maker.

The invigilator looked at the students who were struggling to answer the questions, took a sip of tea, and exclaimed, "This year's college entrance examination is also very peaceful."