My little mom is the richest man

The sudden speeches of these two people instantly exploded the live broadcast effect of Chen Yifa's live broadcast room. The water friends exploded one by one, and the barrage continued to flash like crazy.

"Puff ha ha ha or laughed at this baby."

"Indestructible sisterhood? Puff, plastic sisterhood is similar."

"Sister Zhou·Surface·Erke, Sister von·Surface·Timmer."

"After tonight, I'm afraid there will be one more Chen·Durian·Yifa with his bare hands."

"The two people upstairs are you guys trying to laugh at me so that I can inherit my unfinished hair hahahahaha!"

"Bawang anti-dropping shampoo, hurry up and wash your bald head."

"My brain fills up Mu Qiu's feelings when he heard the numbness saying that sentence... Puff, no, if I had said that, I would have to laugh out loud."

"Wait for the tingling to split the durian by hand."

"Quickly, fast, can't wait, the front row sells melon seeds, beverages, magazines, comics, condoms, popcorn, Maza, and silicone sticks.

"??? Did you get into something strange upstairs?"

"Don't care about the details~"

Either there are thousands of talents in the world, and half of them are online friends. These are all jokes, and the girls around Mu Qiu are laughing to death just watching the barrage.

Seeing that the white-pressed barrage almost covered the entire screen, Mu Qiu hid the barrage and looked at Chen Yifa’s stunned and unable to extricate face in the live broadcast. Durian Yifa, as a major anchor, you can't say nothing, do you?"

Chen Yi took a deep breath when he heard the words, and the corners of his mouth cocked with difficulty, revealing a very reluctant smile, and said in a voice that almost squeezed through the teeth: "How can I say nothing? Isn't it just splitting durian with bare hands? , Hacking durian with bare hands..."

Mu Qiu resolutely said: "Please start your performance."

"..."

Ah ah ah ah ah!I must make you look good next time I see you!!!

The villain in Chen Yifa's heart roared up to the sky, and a volcano erupted in the background, showing her extremely angry heart.

She stood up, disappeared in front of the live camera, and did not return for a long time. However, just when the water friends thought she was hiding, she came back, holding a durian one size smaller than a basketball in her hand... The whole durian, yellow-orange-orange body is covered with barbs, like a meteor hammer.

She put the flow on the table, her face looked unlovable.

Mu Qiu Qiang suppressed his smile and said, "Come on, please start your performance."

The barrage was also exploded, and each of them was ridiculed by Chen Yifa's expression and couldn't take care of themselves.

Chen Yifa held the durian hesitated for a long time, then raised his right hand tentatively, stopped in the air for a few seconds with a hand knife, and then slammed it down...the moment he was about to touch the durian, he slowed down and gently Touched the durian.

Then she turned to the live camera with a grieved expression: "You also saw the roar, it's not that I don't chop, it's because the durian is too hard for me to chop."

Mu Qiu stared suddenly, and vomited, "Is there such an operation?"

The water friends also agreed.

"There is this kind of operation?"

"With my vocabulary, I can hardly describe the scene I just saw."

"Does it feel like jumping up and hitting the opponent's knee?"

"Oh, damn it! Upstairs talent! Tell me what I really think!"

"Eh, right now, with the heavy blow, I was shocked internally through the screen, so why is the durian okay?"

"I'm afraid it wasn't the piece left by Nuwa's repairing stone that has become refined."

"Other stones can hatch a monkey, what can this durian do? Hatch a tanba?"

"Enough of you guys hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha hahaha hahahaha hahahahaha

Of course, the barrage is not one-sided and all teasing Chen Yifa. Those loyal Chen Yifa fans are still very close to her. Although it is interesting to see Chen Yifa cleaving durian with his bare hands, durian is not a soft persimmon after all. They were also very distressed when they were injured, so they spoke one after another.

"Okay, okay, everyone can make a fuss about it. You can't really let the durian be chopped with your hands."

"Yes, durian is so hard and has barbs. What if you get numb and hurt?"

"If you are injured, you won't be able to broadcast it. You will have to be buried with you!"

"Mu Qiu, do you have to say something too, we help Fa Ma Ma beg for mercy, and you can spare the Fa Ma Ma this time."

Many people helped Chen Yi plead, even with the refresh rate of dozens of items per second in the comment area, Mu Qiu saw several.On Tuesday, Ke and Feng Timo, who were hidden, were very upset, thinking that you should not make trouble, and quickly let this coquettish bitch receive the punishment it deserves!

And Chen Yifa was touched and confused, and said sincerely: "Thank you all for pleading for me. If I, Chen, can survive today, I will draw ten people to share the durian for you."

"Fuck? Divide durian?"

"Stop it when you are numb, your own person!"

"Let's go, I'm not as numb as you."

"Durian, emmmmm, although expensive, but I can't accept the taste!!!"

"Last time I heated the durian in the microwave, the neighbor came to hit us and asked if I was cooking shit. Since then, I swear that I and durian are not at odds."

"Forget it, let the durian be chopped with bare hands."

"Well, I agree."

The water friends are also better at making funny things. The new round of speech immediately stunned Chen Yifa, and Mu Qiu laughed for a while and said: "Okay, okay, since so many people give you Plead, then I will spare you a horse, but... the death penalty is forgiven, the living sin cannot escape."

Chen Yifa immediately sat down in a distress: "Please punish your majesty."

"Yes, for the sake of your correct attitude, I'll be punished lightly." Mu Qiu thought for a while, glanced at the guitar beside him, and said, "Why don't you have a song?"

Chen Yifa confidently said: "Okay, I'm strong in singing, just do it casually. I don't have any pop songs that Chen Yifa can't sing. If I don't know how to sing, I will lose.

She paused before she finished speaking. Xu was thinking about receiving the flag in seconds before, and now she has lingering fears, but she is too confident of herself, how can she not believe that Mu Qiu would say a song that she is unfamiliar with. Songs, she usually likes to listen to songs, whether it is popular songs or other songs are familiar, so she is very confident.

So she added what she hadn't finished saying: "I'm chopping durian with bare hands!"

"Majestic and mighty!"

"Sixty-six-sixty-six!"

"Be careful, don't collect the flag in seconds."

"I'm afraid that the gods won't be able to save you this time."

"Hahahahaha, all newcomers who send tingling and receiving flags are newcomers? The tingling is a small library of walking, I believe this time it will definitely not be difficult."

"Yes, that's right, this time I must have won with numbness, but sending durians is free. I really don't want to be said to make shit anymore."

Seeing so many water friends supporting him, Chen Yifa is even more confident, while Mu Qiu is holding back a smile and saying: "Okay, let's keep it simple. How about a fairy tale town?" , ..