My master is a god

Biquge www.xbiquge.cc, the fastest update my master is the latest chapter of the gods!When I arrived at the night market to eat skewers, I ordered a beer and drank it, Yang Yiyun's phone rang, and when I picked it up, it turned out that it was Liu Lingling.

As soon as Yang Yiyun spoke on the phone, Liu Lingling uttered a word, causing Yang Yiyun to spray all the beer in her mouth.

"Where is Yang Yiyun? Aunt, grandma, relatives are here, come and treat me quickly!" Liu Lingling opened her mouth on the phone and destroyed her image of a goddess in Yang Yiyun's mind.

Yang Yiyun discovered that it was a mistake to know Liu Lingling, and the trouble has not been broken. If it weren’t for his ability different from ordinary people, he would have to explain to the bar tonight. The source of all this is because the hero saved the United States and saved her Liu. Lingling provoked Yu Shaogang and Ning Wu, and even Ruan Wenhao this second generation...

In short, this school girl is a disaster.

Yang Yiyun smiled angrily when she heard her calling for a servant on the phone, and replied unceremoniously: "Your relatives are here, it's my shit, and it's not me. My buddies don't have time to care for you during the supper."

"Yang Yiyun, you are irresponsible, I...I'm going to tell Teacher Ouyang that you are indecent to me~" Liu Lingling said in a pitiful and crying voice on the phone.

Yang Yiyun's head got big in an instant. It was not the threat of headache Liu Lingling, but the teacher Ouyang in her mouth.

The teacher Liu Lingling called Ouyang, whose full name is Ouyang Yuqing, is Yang Yiyun’s most respected teacher. Because of his poor family background, Ouyang Yuqing helped Yang Yiyun both overtly and secretly when he first went to college. In front of Ouyang Yuqing, Yang Yiyun After experiencing the warmth that he had never felt before, he later learned that it was a bit like a mother's warmth. Although Ouyang Yuqing was only 28 years old, Yang Yiyun felt that way.

Like other classmates, he also skipped class, but with Ouyang Yuqing's class, he never escaped.

Ouyang Yuqing looks very outstanding and is recognized as a teacher among all female teachers in the school.

Her class often attracts students from other departments to attend. Once there were two students from other departments who were secretively obsessed with Ouyang Yuqing. After being heard by Yang Yiyun, Yang Yiyun, who had always been low-key in the class, fought and beat. After the two students who were filthy to Ouyang Yuqing, the whole class has learned about Yang Yiyun's respect and protection of Ouyang Yuqing.

Liu Lingling's words were equivalent to choking Yang Yiyun's neck.

After reacting, Yang Yiyun jumped like a thunder: "Liu Lingling, you are crazy~ When did Lao Tzu insult you? Don't talk nonsense!"

On the phone, Liu Lingling chuckled weirdly and said: "Why did you look at my grandmother's body yesterday morning? This is irresponsible, you say... If grandma tells Teacher Ouyang that I slept on your bed, you looked at my body completely. , Teacher Ouyang believes in you? Or believe in me? Hey~"

Yang Yiyun had nothing to say at this moment, and gritted his teeth angrily. Indeed, Liu Lingling had slept in his bed, and indeed he had seen Liu Lingling's body, but it was an accident, not intentional!

But Yang Yiyun believed that Liu Lingling really went to tell Teacher Ouyang about this, and Teacher Ouyang would believe Liu Lingling.

Furthermore, Yang Yiyun cares very much about Ouyang Yuqing's opinion of him.

After thinking about it, Yang Yiyun—couldn't it.

Gritting his teeth: "Is there anyone beside you?"

"Hehe, Lin Huan and Xiaobei are here." Liu Lingling heard Yang Yiyun's softness, she was very proud.

"Let Lin Huan answer the phone, I will let her massage the acupoints for you, which can relieve the pain. I will give you acupuncture at some time tomorrow, I owe you." Yang Yiyun has nothing to do with Liu Lingling.

Immediately, Lin Huan answered the phone. Yang Yiyun taught her to massage Liu Lingling on the phone. Of course, she was looking for acupuncture points. Although the effect was not as good as Yang Yiyun came in person, it was okay to find acupuncture points for the human body. Got the trick.

Liu Lingling's phone was on hands-free, and she, Lin Huan, Qian Xiaobei, and a roommate in their dormitory were all chatting on the phone.

It was mainly the four of them talking. Yang Yiyun guided Lin Huan on the phone to help Liu Lingling massage the acupoints to relieve the pain, and several of them were chatting on the phone.

Yang Yiyun heard Qian Xiaobei bragging to another roommate on the other end of the phone, saying that Yang Yiyun, a genius doctor, massaged her a few times yesterday and the pain caused by relatives' disease disappeared completely, and she fell asleep comfortably.

At this time, Yang Yiyun heard another voice saying: "You won't like him, Xiaobei, haha~"

"I didn't, you're a dead Shuhui~" Qian Xiaobei cursed on the phone, and there was a ring of laughter like a silver bell, and the whole dormitory was laughing.

When Yang Yiyun heard them chatting on the phone, his face was sweaty with black lines, and he secretly said: "Sure enough, girls can get rid of a hundred streets for boys by joking."

Unknowingly, Yang Yiyun was distracted. At this time, Lin Huan said on the phone: "Yang Yiyun, you are going to continue talking, how about you continue after pressing Baihui?"

Yang Yiyun reflected, scolded Qian Xiaobei and her name Shuhui secretly, and quickly continued to tell Lin Huan.

About five minutes later, Liu Lingling's voice came through the phone, the kind of comfortable voice after massage.

Yang Yiyun is going crazy, your sister just presses an acupuncture point, should you call it such a wave?

Her voice seriously affected Yang Yiyun's guidance to Lin Huan, and finally resisted and shouted at the phone: "Can Liu Lingling stop screaming? Can I be more serious about the treatment?"

"Hahaha..."

Qian Xiaobei laughed wildly on the phone.

"Your sister, don't care~"

After hearing Qian Xiaobei's deliberately ridiculing voice like a porcelain doll again, Yang Yiyun finally couldn't stand it and hung up the phone. Anyway, Liu Lingling's pain had been relieved and his task was completed.

As he listened, he was afraid that he could not help but escape.

Yang Yiyun saw sweat on his forehead, not tired, but scared by a few goblins. He was filthy towards girls and had a clear understanding, especially Liu Lingling and the gang, and he secretly determined to stay away from them in the future. Terrible.

Liu Lingling's voice echoed in his mind, and Yang Yiyun was feverish all over, as if running for three kilometers.

Take a deep breath and let yourself calm down, but when you look back, you find that he is stammering and looking at him red and red.

Stuttering with the flushing color on his face at the moment, he looked at Yang Yiyun blankly and said: "Yun... Yunyun... Brother Yun, I can't think of... you... you still have... such a hobby, I've heard it a long time ago. , Now there is a special service on WeChat... There is this kind of service, Coco... You can chat on the phone, give... Give me a WeChat ID, I... I, I, I... also have a chat!" A look of expectation.

Yang Yiyun didn't recover for a while. After he reacted, he realized that he stuttered and heard Liu Lingling's voice on the phone just now, and he became some people doing this kind of business on WeChat.

Immediately, the black line on his face looked at the stutter, raised his hand and slapped him on the head, roaring: "To your sister, buddy, this is treating someone!"

"Hey, Yunyun... Brother Yun, I... I understand, no more, you keep it for yourself, but... but pay attention to your body." He stuttered as if he knew everything.

Yang Yiyun: "..."

I didn't explain it at all, the more I explained, the darker I was, and the child was not saved.

After that, the two began to skewer and drank a box of beer, mainly Yang Yiyun drank too much. He found that since his body was washed and trimmed by the master, the amount of alcohol had also risen. In the past, he drank up to three bottles of beer, one beer tonight. He killed eight bottles by himself, and he was not at all drunk.

After eating and drinking, the two went back separately. Yang Yiyun stammered and said that he would graduate soon. When the internship period is reached, don’t go part-time during this period, write your graduation thesis well, keep the money in hand, and find a better internship unit Say it again.

And he himself thinks the same way. The grandmother at home is in poor health and his younger sister is still in high school. They have always hoped that they will find a decent job after graduating from college.

So Yang Yiyun gave himself a goal. During this time, he should study and practice well, and on the other hand, find a suitable internship unit.

After returning to the rented house, Yang Yiyun did not sleep, and sat cross-legged on the bed, and started practicing according to the "Universal Good Fortune" taught by his master in his mind.

The first step in cultivation, the first stage is the Qi refining period, which has nine levels.

First of all, it is necessary to sense the existence of spiritual energy between heaven and earth, guide the spiritual energy into the body, and refine the blood bones of the meridians. The Qi refining period is a process of tempering the meridians of the physical body. Each level of increase will greatly increase the strength of the body and reach the refining period. At the 9th floor, you can have ten thousand catties of power and can also cast some small spells.

After guarding the spiritual platform, Yang Yiyun carefully felt the surrounding space.

He didn't feel anything at first, and he didn't feel impatient. After carefully recalling the practice, he tried again, again and again, persevering...

Unknowingly, when the first ray of sunlight in the east rose, purple air came from the east.

Yang Yiyun suddenly felt a shock all over, and the next moment a smile appeared on his face, feeling successful.