My Star Teacher

Legend has it that there are countless planes in the universe, and even some planes are almost the same as the time we are in.The story happens in a parallel world that is almost exactly the same as the earth.

Yeguang is an elementary school teacher.Cough, it should be said that it was originally a primary school teacher, because, Ye Guang resigned today.Why did Yeguang resign?The cause of the matter is very complicated and bizarre.

Luminous, JX Nanchang, 182, looks handsome, but also looks very pleasing and very attractive.

In the past few days, Yeguang's parents have started to worry again.Why are you asking?Because there is such an uneasy son at home!The son grows up, loves toss, jumps more and more, the old couple is worried.

Speaking of luminous light, that was the old treasure of the old couple, good baby.Since playing school, Luminous is the legendary child of others.From elementary school to high school, every year in the class first, what will be learned, what the teacher taught him will basically be able to listen to it again.

As a kid, students could envy him.When other students are doing math homework, luminous are playing marbles; when other students are doing Chinese homework, luminous are playing marbles; when other students are playing marbles, luminous are playing marbles with them.Don't ask me who the marbles are.

Why?Because this product will not be criticized by the teacher even if he does not write his homework.

The same is the student, why is the gap so big?Not convinced?Feel the teacher is unfair?

The teacher came back to you in one sentence: "If you can take the first test every time, you don't have to write homework!"

From elementary school to high school, Yeguang’s parents basically don’t have to worry about luminous. This child is smart, well-studied, polite, very sensible, and will come. The neighbors like him.Yeguang's parents always raised their heads and raised their chests when talking to others about their children. They were very proud.However, this situation only lasted until the third year of luminous high.That year, Ye Guang secretly did something that made Ye Guang's parents want to discount his leg. Dad raised his stick, and finally he couldn't bear to fight.

In the year of the college entrance examination, Yeguang secretly enrolled all the volunteers in Nanchang University for one, two or three volunteers.When Luminous parents knew, Qi almost spurted out old blood.

Yeguang’s parents actually did not interfere much with his son’s luminous newspaper. The son has been worry-free since childhood, and his academic performance is top-notch. With regard to his son’s achievements, Tsinghua Beida’s parents did not dare to take a chest guarantee, but Fudan traffic luminous My parents still feel confident. Since that is the case, my son should report to whatever school he wants to report. In short, it will not be too bad.In spite of this, when I volunteered, my mother couldn't help but pay special attention and urged Luminous.

I remember Yeguang patting his chest and swearing: "Mother, you can rest assured! I have count, and my son promises not to embarrass you!"

Mother believed it.

Then, Ye Guang secretly reported to Nanchang University.

After the deadline for voluntary reporting.That day, Luminous squeezed his dad's shoulders and beat his mother's legs again. The sweet words kept talking, which caused Erlao's heart to bloom.Dad waved his hand, "Say! What do you want to buy and do while your dad is happy!"

Then, without changing his face, Ye Guang said: "I volunteered for Nanchang University."

"..." Mom and Dad are silent.A little surprised, what about the good Peking University Tsinghua University?What about the Fudan Jiaotong University?

Ye Guang added another sentence: "Nanchang University is the first, second and third volunteers."

"..."

Why did you report to Nanchang University?Mom and Dad were somewhat surprised.Yeguang’s parents thought that the child might have never left home or parents since childhood, so the university is willing to go to other places.Nanchang University can't say how good it is. Compared with Tsinghua Peking University, which was originally expected, Fudan Jiaotong University is definitely far worse.But how many are also 211 key universities.His son's academic performance is so good, he is a dragon and phoenix, no matter which university he goes to, he will have a good future.Moreover, it is justifiable for children to be reluctant to leave home. Parents who are around themselves can take care of their lives.Having figured this out, Ye Guang's parents didn't say much, just a little disappointed.

Dad sighed, "Nanchang University is just Nanchang University, close to home, it's okay, it's fine."

The mother should also be with: "Yes, close to home, you don't have to live in school, you don't need to eat in the cafeteria, you are growing up, you can keep up with nutrition, Nanchang University is close to home to eat and live, just right! By the way, son , What major did you report?"

Luminous responded weakly: "Arts..."

Mom and Dad instantly glared at the luminous!

Before waiting for his parents, Ye Guang added another sentence: "...Painting."

brush!The mother stood up angrily, and my father had a toothache...

I confessed to the Nanchang University without taking the exam. The children didn't want to leave home.We can't bear to apply for an art major. What kind of work do children want to do in the future? It's not good for parents to intervene too much, but if you choose a painting major, what do you want to do?You are flying!Unbearable, the cliff must be able to bear!Nothing to say, hey!

Mom pointed at Luminous Nose, cursing, "What are you doing, child? Painting? You draw a ball! With your two brushes, you still learn to paint!"

Dad also said, "That's right, you still learn to paint. When you were a kid, you said you drew a tiger, and you drew into a hellokitty. What kind of specialty do you choose? Performance, film and television, even if you learn We also recognize this dance, but you just choose a painting! You are going to turn the sky!"

"What? You want to be a painter? I don't know that the painters are all famous until they are immortalized. Do you see a few works of living painters famous?"

"Okay, even if there are, but it is also an old painter of seventy and eighty. You are a young and young, you have to be poor until you are seven or eighty?"

"Do you still expect me and your dad to feed you for life?"

"That's right, just for your unreliable momentum, my mother and I may be mad at you one day."

"What do you think in your head? You said! If you don't give me a perfect explanation today, you don't want to expose this stubbornly!"

"Yes, give us a perfect explanation!"

"..."

"..."

My parents made a full-blown vocalization of luminous light for half an hour.Power is comparable to nuclear bombs.Luminous forehead was wet, not sweat, but the spit of mom and dad.

"Right, my dad, can I change my volunteering?"

Dad's eyes were gleaming and excited: "Yes, right, right. Can change, can change!"

The mother hurriedly said, "What are you waiting for, let your uneasy son change his volunteers!"

"What is my son, not yours!" Dad said.

The mother glared at her father: "You are still with me at this time!"

"..."

Luminous wiped the mixture of sweat and saliva on his forehead and looked up at the wall clock at 18:43.Weakly said: "It is now 18:43, as of today 18:30, which is the most pleasant time when you scold me, the national college entrance examination voluntary reporting system has been officially closed..."

"..."

"I'm going to kill you a son!"

...

So, after the college entrance examination, Yeguang became the number one national college entrance examination with an amazing total score of 720 points, and then was admitted to Nanchang University...Arts...Painting...

The president of Nanchang University was as happy as winning the lottery. The national champion, without going to Tsinghua University or Peking University, came to Nanchang University.Is it still good to be a child in my hometown?It is the major chosen by this child...it doesn't matter what major, he is a student of Nanchang University!So, a big wave, tuition?Free, free!scholarship?Give, according to the highest specification!

The principals of other famous universities are also crazy, what the hell?No. 1 in the National College Entrance Examination, if we don't come to Tsinghua Peking University or Fudan Jiaotong University, you won't choose so many prestigious universities, but choose Nanchang University?This Nima is not scientific!Also, what is the major selected by the top candidate in the college entrance examination?Art... Painting major.God!There must be something wrong with the opening method...

As for the luminous father and mother, luminous won the national champion of the National College Entrance Examination, which originally raised the eyebrows and exhaled things, but the luminous parents did not go out to show off.What is it?The college entrance examination champion said that it is quite awesome, but if the neighborhood neighbor asks which school your child attends?Tsinghua University or Peking University?how to answer?Ye Guang has already reported to the painting major of Nanchang University, and it has become a boat.You said that Yeguang's parents wouldn't say it?Still not talking about it?Still not talking about it?Can't afford to lose this person!Just like that.

Ye Guang's teachers and high school classmates were also surprised, and asked him to ask why.When there are many people asking, Yeguang is also annoying. In the end, as long as someone asks, Yeguang answers in two sentences: Nanda is close to home and there are many professional girls.

Very capricious answer, but no problem.

As a result, Yeguang was willing to pay for her life near Nanjiao University, which is said to be close to home and has many sisters.In the end, four years have passed since college, but Yeguang hasn't paid a girlfriend...but Yeguang's professional skills are advancing by leaps and bounds!Shocking!The painted tiger is finally not like hellokitty anymore.Like a coffee cat!Don't laugh, this is already a huge improvement.

After graduating from university, Luminous parents are worrying about the arrangement of Luminous work.

Ye Guang said proudly to his parents: "Dad, mom, you two don't worry, I have already thought about what job to do! And it's a decent job."

The mother looked surprised: "Son, what job? Hurry and talk."

Dad has a bad hunch.

Luminous confidently took out a small book "Teacher Qualification Certificate" from his pocket and proudly said: "Be a teacher! Look, my certificate is all tested! How good is the teacher, selfless dedication, teaching and educating people, noble and great ! Anyone who knows your son in the future will have to respectfully call your son: Teacher Ye! It’s a little exciting to think about it."

Mother: "..."

Dad screamed on the spot: "Not allowed to go!"

Ye Guang should not of course: "I'm going to go! I have already passed the test."

"No go!"

"I just want to go!"

"Your profession is not right! Misunderstanding children!"

"I'm going!"

"Being low as a teacher!"

"I'm going!"

"There is no future as a teacher!"

"I will go!"

"Dare you go, I'll break your leg!"

"I'm going~"

"You dare to swear with me!"

"..."

In the end, Yeguang's parents still did not twist the nightlight.

Yeguang successfully applied for a local primary school and became a glorious contracted primary school teacher...

After a few months.Luminous resigned...

Mom and Dad are going crazy, what are you doing?Are you Sun Monkey?So frustrating, you want to turn the sky!The college entrance examination college is not good, the professional major is not good, the work does not allow you to be a teacher, you have to be a teacher, the teacher has been working for a few days, and he resigned when he resigned.What are you doing?Just ask what are you doing?

When the neighbors in the neighborhood knew about it, they shook their heads secretly when they saw the night light. Alas, how many well-behaved children when they were young, how can they be so troublesome, so uneasy, so rebellious?This child is ruined.

Dad and mom are so worried.Alas, having such an uneasy son, helpless!

Luminous is also very helpless.A sentence of MMP can't stand it, what is it for?What toss?Your ancestor's board... broken!system!System!