My Taboo Harem!

[PARADISE PRINCESSES - PRIVATE]

[09:02 AM]

Maddie: roll call. who survived last night

Priya: barely

Yuki: my feet are filing a lawsuit

Gianna: I’m still full. the catering was a religious experience

Zara: three separate gossip channels have already posted "inside the most exclusive birthday on the island" with zero actual photos. we starved the vultures. proud of us

Natasha: can we talk about the birthday girl

Natasha: because I have QUESTIONS

Maddie: oh you mean the birthday girl who took one look at her presents, saw a midnight PcLaren, and ABANDONED HER OWN PARTY

Priya: LMAO she really left

Zara: if she wanted a car reveal that badly she could’ve called us. Preston Media does beautiful unveilings. we’d have given her a drone shot

Yuki: no goodbye. no speech. taillights.

Gianna: we didn’t know you liked cars that much babe?? you could’ve said something?? we’d have gotten you keychains??

Clara: In her defense, it was a very beautiful machine.

Jade: the way she walked past ALL of us like we were furniture 💀

Maddie: furniture she was fond of. she nodded at me

Priya: What about the Dean. THE Dean. dressed like she was there to end bloodlines

Gianna: ivory silk should be illegal actually

Jade: even the hidden guards got nervous and they’re not supposed to exist

Maddie: a beautiful nightmare and her winged shadow walk into a party. sounds like a joke. wasn’t one

Clara: Whatever one thinks of the Dean, that was couture worn correctly. My grandmother would have stood up.

Natasha: and Adriana?? amber your mother looked INCREDIBLE

Amber: she really did 🥹 she was nervous about the dress too

Priya: nervous?? she looked like the reason the word elegant was invented

Jade: she and Roxanne standing together was a whole era. two queens.

Yuki: Roxanne in that gown... sierra your mom is genuinely one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen in real life

Sierra: I’ll tell her. she’ll pretend it’s nothing and then glow for a week

Zara: Roxanne and Adriana together was the single most photographable moment of the night and no camera was allowed near it. criminal. history will mourn

Gianna: and Melissa 😭 the warmth on that woman. she hugged me and I almost told her my all secrets

Maddie: that’s our Queen for you, she could run a country with that smile. possibly does

Clara: The mothers won the night. Respectfully. It was not close.

Natasha: agreed. we were decoration. they were history

Amber: OKAY but different mystery. who was the hot girl standing with the old man and that boy all night??

Priya: THE ONE BY THE SERVICE SIDE?? I noticed her too

Yuki: sharp eyes. stood like a blade. gorgeous in a way that felt classified

Gianna: the old man is the hotel manager, right, Maddie?? and the boy looked related. same posture. same everything

Jade: family then. but WHO IS SHE

Natasha: more importantly. did anyone else catch Phei checking her out

Priya: I DID

Yuki: I SAW IT. one full scan. head to heels. subtle but I have trained eyes

Amber: he’s SHAMELESS. at a birthday. surrounded by all of us. still scanning

Maddie: babe the man breathes and it counts as flirting. she felt it too. she moved like three feet away after

Gianna: SHE FELT IT LMAOOO

Clara: The poor woman repositioned herself behind her father. Tactical retreat.

Priya: tactical retreat?? babe she nearly became a historical casualty

Natasha: honestly if Phei ever looks at me like that in public I’m suing for emotional damages

Elena: Please. You would frame the lawsuit and hang it above your bed.

Natasha: and?

Gianna: shameless. accurate. concerning.

Priya: speaking of success stories... VICTORIA.

Priya: congratulations on your achievements with Phei babe 👏👏

Yuki: CONGRATULATIONS 🎉

Gianna: a toast to the glow-up of the CENTURY

Zara: we should do a segment on it honestly. "enemies to orbit: a paradise story"

Natasha: a month ago you two were at each other’s throats. you nearly DIED. and now look at you. thriving in his orbit

Maddie: from cold war to warm everything

Victoria: I did not "nearly die."

Victoria: And there are no "achievements." We coexist.

Jade: "we coexist" she says. babe we SAW you last night

Priya: the way you watched him across the hall was NOT coexisting

Zara: that was surveillance with feelings

Victoria: I am leaving this chat.

Maddie: you say that weekly and yet 😌

Victoria: I am not glowing.

Maddie: babe your dignity has a halo now

Jade: your denial is wearing perfume

Victoria: I dislike all of you.

Elena: You dislike us with suspiciously improved skin.

Natasha: anyway. different question. and I need everyone to be honest

Natasha: was it just me or did Phei pay a LOT of attention to Jade last night

Priya: IT WASN’T JUST YOU

Yuki: oh we ALL saw it

Gianna: personally welcomed at the door?? hand extended?? "princess"??

Clara: he did NOT greet the rest of us at the door I’m just saying

Gianna: Jade what are your secrets. spill

Priya: what did you DO

Jade: or maaaaybe I’m just more beautiful than all of you and he has eyes? 😌

Elena: Take that back.

Jade: I will not

Elena: Take it back or I’m getting the measuring tape.

Priya: OH IT’S HAPPENING

Priya: MEASURING WHAT EXACTLY

Clara: beauty apparently. like normal people. very scientific. definitely not unhinged.

Gianna: no no let them cook. I want data.

Natasha: "Park vs Ashford: the curve audit"

Clara: Absolutely not.

Maddie: absolutely yes. democracy demands it.

Jade: measuring tape?? babe bring a mirror, save yourself the trip

Elena: I have a mirror. It agrees with me. Politely but firmly.

Gianna: place your bets. Park vs Ashford. beauty war. no survivors

Natasha: jade has the elegance

Priya: elena has the face card that never declines

Clara: For the record, you are both stunning and this debate is beneath you—

Elena: Stay out of it, Clara.

Clara: Understood.

Jade: don’t worry clara. some of us don’t need measurements. some of us cause reactions on sight.

Elena: Reactions can be allergic.

Jade: jealousy is not an allergy.

Elena: It does make people swell.

Priya: ELENA???

Sierra: 🚬

Priya: ...

Yuki: okay I don’t want to state the obvious

Yuki: but that emoji is Sierra saying "debate all you want bitches, but he chose me first, no matter how beautiful y’all are"

Maddie: THAT’S MY GIRL

Gianna: the AUDACITY of one single emoji

Natasha: sierra get over yourself we ALL know how it started 💀

Priya: we were THERE

Jade: the whole academy knows how it started babe

Sierra: 🤷‍♀️

Sierra: and yet here I am. forever the second woman, and the first of you lots or any girl in his harem.

Yuki: "forever the second woman" she’s not even mad about it

Maddie: she’s SETTLED in it. decorated. hung curtains

Elena: The confidence is genuinely upsetting.

Jade: fine. FINE. moving on before her ego needs its own group chat

Priya: oh no no no we are NOT moving on. elena. ELENA.

Priya: you think we forgot the KISS

Yuki: THE KISS

Gianna: on the LIPS. in front of the DEAN. in front of EVERYONE

Natasha: ladies. official announcement. the Little Virgin Succubus has joined the battle officially. govern yourselves accordingly

Maddie: sound the alarms 🚨 she’s been in training her whole life and she’s chosen violence

Elena: Fine. Between us? I don’t intend to hold the Virgin part of that title much longer anyway.

Natasha: ELENA ASHFORD

Yuki: THE AUDACITY. SHE JUST SAID IT