My two-dimensional life

The tyrant sister faces a red track:

"True! Temporary buddha feet, I can only do it simple, you will go to wash, I have to go to school for breakfast."

"It's good."

Five minutes later, Guo Huang held a rice group, and the entrance felt the taste of the seaweed. There is also an egg in a bite, and the taste of the muscles is mixed. At the same time, some jelly, although it is just a simple rice, but Guo Mi really It is a lot of mind, and it is very complete, and Guo Huang has a few mouthfuls, and I can't help but praise:

"Queen, although it is the first time, but you are a genius. Too good."

"Really? I'm just done according to the steps on the book."

The tyrant's sister made a breath, some of the interests introduced Guo Huang, for example, after preparing materials, sit in the pot to put oil, eggs, add chicken. Carrots were scattered, add seasoning, and then poured into eggs and fry. The plague was placed on a plastic film, and the hand was placed in the plastic cake in the plastic film. Put into the fried filling, pack it into a group, and finally posted Shanghai moss.

"I have to make a panda shape, but I am afraid that I can't get it, so I have formed a common rice shape."

"Ha, there is no relationship, the rice is used to eat is not used to sell Meng."

"If you like to eat, you will die, you have already eaten."

"Then I am welcome."

Guo Mi is supported on the table, holding his chin, his face is slightly red and looked at Guo Huang to eat his own cuisine, there is an inexplicable sense of happiness.

After breakfast, Guo Huang cleaned up, and went downstairs to take a bicycle. As always, the tyrant's sister rushed to the school. When I came to school, Guo Huang put down the bicycle, he heard it, a mountain bike stopped in his When you look around, you will see that the death party Wang Qing hurts:

"Hey, early, the emperor."

Guo Huang ignored him, lock the lock, just left Wang Qingli busy with his clothes:

"The emperor, is it so cold, is it to hiking on Saturday?"

"What do you say?"

"That thing is really don't blame me, who makes me bite it by the dog, people are unlucky, drink cold water, will stop the teeth,,, you don't know how sad, how good, how good, this is wasting. "

"You are luck, I think you live the single."

Guo Huang couldn't help but digest, Wang Qing said:

"Who said! I will try Queen's heart."

Guo Huang is speechless, go directly, Wang Qing is busy locking the car to catch up:

"I said that you haven't heard that there is no matter what I have in the mountains, I've been caught in the mountains, and I am not allowed to enter the mountain. I don't want to enter the mountain. Many agricultural major mountaineers are very dissatisfied."

"Oh?"

Guo Huangzhen came to interest, after all, the things happened on Saturday, even if they brought about it in the second year, I also remember clearly, see Guo Huang, I am interested, Wang Qing continues:

"You know, my brother is the college student. He told me that there was a sunny day, the sky was shocked, and it was the same as the Xian Xia novel. Many people saw the Aurora. Aurora is impossible to see in mainland China. "

"Well, it is indeed."

"I heard that now I have attracted many reporters, but no one is approved to enter, even the people's daily report is not allowed."

"So tightening? People's Daily, the party's mouthpiece, blocking them interview, this is not passing."

"My brother is preparing to bring a few people to steal it, so much, the mountain is so big, relying on some big soldiers like a blockade? Kids, many secret roads I am familiar."

"Scared, don't come, if you are shot by the soldiers, it is nowhere to apply."

"Gear, do you dare to kill people? What is this era?"

"... democracy, freedom, these things tell you with others, money is not the most important, no most important thing, not the most important thing, you believe, then I can only say serious you. I lost. "

"..."

"Hey, you don't dare to go, don't you say this, do you know? The fat girl in our middle school, do you remember?"

"Of course, remember, what happened? I remember moving very early, do you like her?"

"How could it be! I just didn't intend to discovery her through Weibo, and I talked with her. She was very worried that it was very hard to lose weight, but still was very fat, so no one is chasing her now."

"This has no way to solve it, unless you are willing to sacrifice yourself."

"Why do I sacrifice myself? Just a little emotion, she is lonely, Weibo hopes to experience the feeling of being chased once."

"It's very simple to feel."

"Eh?"

"You can reply to her, buy things, don't give money, it is best to be a handsome guy."

"..."

All the way to the classroom, Guo Huang put his bag, just under the seat, there was a fascinating, the princess of the blonde came to him, said:

"Guo Huang, good morning."

"Well, good morning, Longyu classmates."

"Can you add two suffixes?"

"Hey, good morning, Longyu."

Blonde girls expose satisfactory smile, whispered:

"Thank you for giving me a gift, I really like it."

"Guo Huang classmates, good morning."

This hand doesn't know when it comes in, and smiles in Guo Huang, then said:

"Yesterday I was very happy, I sang so many songs for the first time, I have a good mood."

Although I happened to be seen in KTV yesterday, the atmosphere was somewhat embarrassed and nervous, but I said that I played playing. Sometimes I still have more fun. Half morning Guo Huang listened to a few different girls, and I feel very intoxicated. When I laughed:

"Yup."

"Oh? It turned out that Guo Huang and your Lanchi have dated yesterday?"

Long Yuxi said, Guo Huang wants to deny that the blue Soon first step:

"Well, I got Guo Huang yesterday, I have spent a happy Sunday."

"Yes? Good to envy, Guo Huang classmates, I remember that three conditions used two? So I have almost think of it, I also want to spend a private and happy Sunday. , I want you not to agree? "

Guo Huang did not come to talk, he saw the blue streak and Longyu's eyes, and the sparks were exploded in the void.

Chapter 47-Campus Guns

"Cough, Longyu, Lantern Festival has something to say, don't be so excited, everyone is watching."

Guo Huang saw that the two people didn't seem to have attracted the attention of the classmates, so they quickly reminded that the two women glanced at him:

"Do you think this is wrong?"

Guo Huang suddenly sweat, what did I do wrong?

Jingle Bell!

The two people are over because the preparatory bell rang, and Guo Huang has a breath. The two girls' quarrels are high, and the first class is to extract the teacher's class, so preparing the bell once, In the classroom, there is no sound, you can see the majesty of the division, after a while, the class teacher came in, giving a four weeks later:

"Today, because of the language teacher, adjust the course, this class is a language self-study class. The next lesson is a mathematics class. Well, suddenly a little idea, give you some interesting things, I write some numbers, How do you guess? "

Of course, there is no one to oppose it. She asked you this way. What kind of comments you really have to raise the fish, everyone agreed, extinction, then use chalk to write 0000 four on the blackboard Arabic number, then said:

"Who knows this idiom?"

"Four people are empty."

Blue Xi stood up, said, then said that it seems to floating somewhere, extinction noddion:

"The answer is correct, the blueple students really think about it."

Return 0 + 0 = 0 on the blackboard, just after writing the princess of the blond hair, he stood:

"Teacher, this is 'unpredictable.'"

"Well, answer, then I have modified, this is 0 + 0 = 1?"

"There is no born."

Blue Say did not think about it. Next, it became a performance of two people. 1x1 = 1 (unchanged) 1 N times (consistent), 1/2 (one divided into two) 1 + 2 + 3 (connected two ) 3.4 (no three or two) 33.22 (three or two two) 2/2 (two) 1) 20 in addition to 3 (landland continued) 1 = 365 (degree such as year) 9 inch (grooming feed) 333.555 (35% group) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 (the number of flexible) 12345609 (seven zero) ...

Write there, the two will answer there, the speed is very block, others may know the answer, but I just thought that they had already answered, everyone quietly looked at the two people like a competition, all written The writing is sweating, and finally I have to give up this interesting tutorial, let everyone know, and then leave the classroom.

Two ticks relatively beautiful girls are really a horrible thing. Guo Huang thoughtless. After the get out of class, the Blue Say and Longyu each took a book to leave the classroom. Guo Huang did not dare to talk to one of them, and they can only sit in the seat.

"Hey, the emperor."

Wang Qing once again left, smiled at him, Guo Hungng's book made a guardian:

"What is it, this is so disgusting to look at me?"

"Nothing, I am just thinking, Long Miss and two extreme people in the blue street, will actually be more tuttled, this trigger is there?"

It is said that he is deeply looked at Guo Huang, and Guo Huang is speaking, he looked at him:

"Xia Yu him."

After that, continue to read the book, Wang Qing is strange:

"what?"

" (GUN) roll!"

"..."

Wang Qing smiled at the position of the blue Summer, took out his mobile phone to brush Weibo:

"The emperor, you know why some girls will send the boys who will send a good card?"

"It's very simple, because men have money, you are bad, you are a good person, I can only refuse you."

"... I am dizzy, why do you know?"

"It's too stupid."

"Exaptu, but really, you don't have money, you are not handsome, but I have seen this bystander, the Blue Sad and Longyu have a good sense of you, otherwise it will not be three times. "

Guo Huang, as well as Dragon and Blue Son have a good sense of him, even like him, but do not say the existence of tyrant sisters, the real world is not as free in secondary yuan, and two girls are not Simple, one is the master of Longjia Mas, and another master is a master of mysterious, he doesn't know how to choose. If you say that you want the hometown idea, he is afraid of being honesty. The ending, so he can only be stupid.

"Is it difficult to choose? In fact, if you have a good meaning to them, it is easy?"

"Oh?"

"When a man has a good sense of two women, he loves who depends on whoever doesn't love him."

"You gave me, horses don't stop, I am not so guilty!"

Time is in such a leisure quarrel. It has been in the past, and there is a lunch break. All students ran out like a wild dog in the last lesson. They are all looking for food.

"The emperor, go to the cafeteria together, today you have to give me a dinner today."

"Ha? Why?"

"Recently, it is relatively big, hey, I feel that my wallet is like a onion, and I have called my tears every time."

"..."

Saying money, Guo Huang found himself in the real world, the money is really not much, and I don't know if I can stick to my parents. I am used to the second yuan big hands. I have encountered some things in the world, the most tragic The Queen's electric car was destroyed. I bought three products in a virtual store. I can't take it out. I can only find a chance to buy an electric car of a real world. If I don't have to remember, It's also to your birthday?

"No, it is necessary to earn some money, even Queen ran to be a maid to fill the inner treasure, how can she make her so hard, but high school students want to make money, there is no suitable career."

Guo Huang said in a sentence, Wang Qing saw him not talking:

"What's wrong with the emperor?"

"Nothing, your words are reminded me, hey, the royal family doesn't have less food, I want to make money, what is good suggestion?"

Guo Huang knows that he has played a lot of short working, summer holiday workers, I also sent a flyer on the street for a while, Wang Qing shake his head:

"It's not good to find, it's some of the alcohol, we are too small, no time is the biggest constraint, if you can make money on the side,"

"It's really a deep day, our school does not seem to have a scholarship system?"

boom!

At this time, a very loud voice sounded, Wang Qing scared a jumped over the ear:

"Who, put the 'Thunderwell' in the school (a firecracker)."

"This is not a firecracker! It is a gun!"

When Guo Huangdon, the look was serious, pulled Wang Qing, and the closed school actually sounded gunshot? what happened? This is a real world, and it is China, no, no matter what, the gun represents danger, Wang Qing is also his own friend, absolutely can't let him hurt, pull Wang Qing to the secret place: