My Weekly Refreshing Mentor Spirit

"Brother, is working as a forensic pathologist really tiring?" Susu asked Xue Dili with curiosity. She had just watched an idol drama about forensic pathology, where the main character seemed quite glamorous.

Xue Dili: "..."

Forensic pathology... Let’s just say even dogs wouldn’t learn it. There’s a saying that goes, advising someone to study medicine leads to thunder and lightning strikes, advising someone to study law leads to a thousand cuts, and advising someone to become a forensic pathologist makes Satan tattoo your back.

Previously, when he was stealing corpses, that forensic pathology buddy was surviving on Red Bull through the night, writing reports on the internal network while recording the characteristics of body parts, doing all this until dawn. Just as he finished the dissection, Xue Dili stole the corpse...

Now he’s probably still awake, questioning whether he became brain-dead after an all-nighter, mixing up a diseased heart.

Susu pointed at herself dumbfoundedly, countering, "So is this why you called me over to be a forensic pathologist?"

Xue Dili took a deep breath and said, "Susu, you know, I need you right now."

Susu froze for a moment, then stumbled as she said, "Alright, since you want me to help..."

Thus, Xue Dili began the dissection. He was really just hoping to get a free assistant, or perhaps he had the mindset of not being the only one to suffer and planned on conveniently duping a lucky viewer?

Maybe both, as Xue Dili began handling the corpse.

"Start dealing with the heart... should be the core in the left chest area." Xue Dili stated directly.

"Alright, okay..." Susu promptly picked up a knife, gradually cutting open the blood vessels and connecting organs of the core.

In an instant, foul and putrid liquid flowed out, not knowing whether it’s decayed blood or diseased accumulated water, causing Xue Dili to retreat far backward.

Susu, being a Soul Body, wasn’t affected by the physical stench, but it wasn’t the same for him.

Susu: "..."

The core was placed aside, and she hastily began cleaning up the accumulated liquid that had just oozed out.

"The core is fine, and there’s no strange stuff, its structure is very different from ours, but the underlying logic is the same." Susu explained, holding this core.

"Okay, next we’ll dissect the respiratory system, and other organs." Xue Dili continued to direct.

Susu, after all, was once a Witch and had seen plenty of Evil Ghosts and corpses; in her world, a Witch was actually a kind of corpse handler.

She actually relied on handling tasks, such as funeral services, to operate her small shrine.

Even though she was somewhat flustered, Susu successfully completed the separation of organs, removing them one by one, and placing them aside. The red barrel was piling up with a large amount of viscous and disgusting fluid.

"Alright, it’s basically done." Xue Dili even opted to use Cursed Blood to make himself a biomass mask, coming to inspect the situation.

"The internal organs show no damage, nor any external injuries. Although there’s a lot of water internally, there’s no sign of choking in the respiratory system, similar to the other organs..." Xue Dili analyzed,

"Judged that this person was already dead before being transported to Earth, probably due to a Soul Attack, or a direct attack on the brain causing Death..."

Though Xue Dili seemed quite abstract, he was seriously analyzing the cause of death.

Even analyzing why this thing could have fallen to Earth, Xue Dili didn’t know if the entity behind the door transported it randomly or knew Earth’s coordinates. If it were the latter, that would be troublesome.

That would prove Earth’s coordinates might be exposed again in the Cosmos, and Xue Dili, unsure of what’s behind, didn’t know if this exposed coordinate would be discovered by the Apostles, which remains unknown.

Though the probability is extremely low, Xue Dili doesn’t want this scenario to occur.

"Brother, there seems to be something inside here." Susu suddenly pulled out one of the most decayed organs, then amidst the stench, flipped through the organ and found a slate-like existence, activated by Magic Power, revealing a long passage of text.

"We succeeded, we found a way to leave this prison."

Besides this, there were no other objects, and the symbols on this small stone block contained only that information. Even this information was barely reproduced when the Great Sage’s System Panel started smoking.

The scene suddenly went quiet; Xue Dili rubbed his brow, seemingly concluding the corpse had no value. Perhaps it accidentally found Earth’s coordinates but died before broadcasting them... but it’s unclear how the corpse ended up on Earth.

Or maybe this corpse wasn’t directly transported here, but accidentally scooped by mom in Subspace, yet forgotten to deal with it later, causing it to accidentally appear on Earth.

Although it’s quite abstract, when it’s placed on mom, who loves scooping up strange stuff from Subspace, it’s quite normal.

"Alright, our mission is complete, next time I’ll treat you to a meal." Xue Dili instructed Susu to pack all the organs properly, burying them in the Consciousness Space.

Even though he’s unaware of the ritual for the dead from their homeland, Xue Dili could do only this, as compensation for dissecting her corpse.

The two basically worked all morning, dissecting and analyzing. Finally, acting like a mortician to restore her, Xue Dili dug a hole in the land of Consciousness Space and buried her.