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"Ha, ha... penis! Yeah, you're a dick! "Bao Yu couldn't help but burst out laughing, only to fall to the ground laughing without covering her stomach.

"Pao-Yü, what are you laughing at? "The rest of the crowd, including the eunuchs and maidens, were stunned, wondering what was so funny about it; although Yingchun was not a member of the palace, she was raised in the boudoir, and had never heard of "penis".

Such vulgar, vulgar talk.

"No, nothing, I just got carried away! "Baoyu can be embarrassed to explain carefully to the beauty in front of everyone, if the two are alone that is certainly different again, strong smile full of red-faced guy look is even slightly twisted, with extremely odd bantering eyes looking at the three girls secretly thinking, hey, hey... eunuch dead rabbit dreaming of "Penis", what a pain in the ass for them! No wonder this dead rabbit dared to be so reckless outside the palace. Not only is it a disgusting dead rabbit, but it's also the princess's personal attendant!

"Close?! "A guy with a brain full of bad ideas, he can't help but think of a little eunuch in bed with a world-weary golden branch and jade leaves cuddling together in a scene of debauchery, heh, heh... really a multifunctional dead rabbit for both men and women!

UGH! If he hadn't been so strong, he would have vomited at this moment! But the guy whose face changed again was subconsciously slowing his steps and moving a little further away from the three dead rabbits.

"Please sit down, Mr. Jia! "The party came to the dark hall, and the dead rabbit eagerly greeted Pao-yü and others for tea," and the villain entered to pass on! "

Since it's in Yuanchun's bedchamber, the self-possessed magical power of Baoyu is also a fearless and leisurely seat, and anyway, it's here, the truth will soon be revealed, so why should he be in a hurry?

"Pah! Ah! "As soon as Baoyu and Yingchun settled into their seats, the special master's chair had mutated, and four powerful steel rings sprang up to bind their limbs securely to the seat, which was made of steel for the heart, and the delicate Yingchun, who had never seen such a scene, screamed in terror along with the pale flowers.

"What are you guys doing? How dare you! "The first thing you need to do is to take a look at the newest addition to your collection, which will be the first thing you need to do.

"Hee, hee..." the little princess led a proud upward laugh, but unfortunately the young girl's clear voice did not attract the stinker's attention amidst the sharp, echoing laughter of a cadre of eunuchs.

"Stinky brat, let's see if you still dare to call me a dead rabbit! "The little princess turned pale, learning enough to look like the legendary wicked, just did not pinch the chin of Baoyu hehe wicked laugh, "if you now beg for mercy shout a few nice, not allowed to say I will let you go yo! "

"Cut! Damn rabbits! "Bao Yu disdainfully lifted his face and responded with a big grin, "If you have the guts to let your horse come, I don't believe that you, a eunuch dead rabbit, would dare to do anything to me! "

"You..." the beautiful crescent moon eyes of Heaven's Will turned into a round moon scimitar for a moment, the girl who was dazed by the fires of hatred no longer wanted to delay, the last bit of hesitation also disappeared without a trace, and angrily scolded the eunuchs and maidens who waited on the side with a stern voice. "You're all brains, so get this brat inside! "

The first time I saw it, I saw a gust of wind echoing behind the two closed doors, and my manly instincts let me know it wasn't a good place.

"Stop, you guys let go of Baoyu! "Yingchun see a dry eunuchs will Baoyu even people with chairs to lift up, mountain collapse tsunami-like fear permeated the girl's mind for a moment, forgotten by the crowd aside, she was in a hurry to get out," several eunuchs, to kill first kill me, just please let go of Baoyu! "

The fear of losing Baoyu has completely taken over her concern for her own life and death, until now she realized how important Brother Bao is to her.

Love, need a reason? No need!

In the past, the first time I saw the world, I thought I'd never see it again, but I didn't think it would happen.

The first time I saw her, I was in a state of shock, as I was in a state of shock, and I was so shocked that I had to go to the hospital.

I'm not sure what I'm going to do to you, but I'm sure you'll be fine," she said. "Good nature made the little princess hasten to order the loosening of the steel rings on Ying Chun's hands and feet, explaining with extreme goodwill, "It was this brat who offended our Princess Chiltern, so Princess Chiltern decreed that he be punished a little! Your Highness has promised to do the same! "

"Really? "Yingchun was almost incredulous at this sudden change of circumstances, her eyes widened and she asked back, "Did big sister really say yes? How are you going to discipline Brother Po? "

The first time I was in the room was when I was a little girl, and the second time I was in the room was when I was a little girl, and the third time I was in the room was when I was a little girl.

The first thing you need to know is when you have offended the princess. It must have been the dead rabbit who snitched in front of his Princess Lover. Yes, that's what it must have been! But how could Yuanchun agree to have her own brother taken care of? This is a far cry from the praise the people of the Jia Mansion have given to this noble Princess!

"Lady Yuan Fei said that as long as we don't injure Mr. Jia's limbs, body, and head, let our Princess take out her anger! "Tianchang and Dijiu forced a smile calmly and seriously to explain patiently to Miss Jia who scared them so much.

"This sister, sit here for a moment while we go to carry out the princess' will! "The first thing you need to do is to take a look at the newest addition to your home, which is the newest addition to your home, and then take a look at the newest addition to your home.

Alas! What do we do? The first thing you need to know is that you can't be sure that you're going to be able to do anything, and that you're not going to be able to do anything at all. Let's focus on the important things!

The first time I was in a position to do so, I had no choice but to dissipate my immortal power, determined to bite my teeth and let the dead rabbit take its revenge, since I couldn't hurt my limbs and body, then at most I would just pour pepper spray to scratch the itch.

The fifth limb, who understands the situation, has now fainted from the fright of the severed head, and cries out loudly in his coma, "Brother, please save me, I am your most dear little brother! "

"Bang! "The door closed as soon as it was opened, and Yingchun, whose view was blocked by the eunuchs and maids, couldn't see what was going on in the room.

"Well! Well done! Get out of here! "The young princess was greatly pleased to see the crowd tied up on the platform after, determined to do it herself, the barbaric princess jade hand waved back, and drove out a bunch of lackeys, even the same eager to try Tianchang and Dijiu also failed to stay.

"Listen carefully, the Princess has ordered all of you to stay at least fifty feet away from the door of the room, without Her Highness's personal order, you will not come closer to any sound from the room, or you will not be forgiven! "Tianchang and Dijiu were so angry that they carved the little princess's order into the hearts of the people, and they were quite complaining about the master's crossing the river to split the bridge.

They haven't seen how to castrate a eunuch yet? This is outrageous!

"Help la-come-la-" miserable howl from the room, so that a stem of eunuchs and maidens were all shocked, while Tianchang and Dijiu were even more secretly lucky, fortunate that their own clever to send the Jia family lady out of the door in time, otherwise at the moment would be looking for life again!

"Someone's coming! "Stinker's terrified roar made the crowd tremble once again, secretly wondering if this little princess's tactics were really powerful, wondering if this Mr. Jia would still have half a life left after he came out.

Chapter 93 - Springtime at the Palace (3)

A group of eunuchs facing this scene, can't help but think of their own that once miserable scene, wasn't it also at that time, the matter came to the end of a sudden great regret, should not be for a mouthful of food and enter the Palace as a eunuch? Maybe I was screaming like that at the time! The first time I was in the room, I had to go to the bathroom, and then I went to the bathroom.

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The big clean room is left with only the poor Baoyu and the proud Tianyi for a few moments, no matter what happens no one knows, and no one can stop it in time!

What will happen to the frightened "Little Bao Yu" and what will soothe his little heart? Hehehe....

On the wide platform, the hand and foot tied Bao Er lay on his back in a large figure, the invisible gale hovered and stirred, blowing the numerous candles in the dark room to sway left and right, adding a bit of terror to the atmosphere.

"Dead rabbit, why are you smiling so sinisterly! "Bao Yu barely raised her head and loudly questioned the smug-looking princess, "Hey, don't smile so lewdly, I'm not a rabbit, you'd better go out and find your beau! "

"Go ahead and laugh, brat, there's something you can laugh about! "The victorious little princess was unconcerned by Pao-yü's taunts and leaned over with a smile on her face to threaten him in the ear, "Do you know what place this is? "

A bad premonition flashed in her eyes, and before Baoyu could ask a follow-up question, the dead rabbit had already excitedly revealed the answer, "This is not the Frostbite Palace, this is the Pure Affairs Room, have you heard of it? Hee, hee..."

"Be good, stop it, soon you'll be a little baby boy! "For the first time in their confrontation, the little princess won a great victory, light and agilely holding out an ancient wooden box from under the platform, following the example of the old eunuch in the palace, mysteriously opening the lid, the upper and lower rows of dozens of knives of all sizes flashed with a frightening cold light, allowing the little princess's arrogance to reach a new high that had never existed before!

"Bobo-chan?! You're the fucking dead eunuch," Bao Yu's legs tightened out of instinct, but in vain as the steel ring imprisoned him, the man's dignity made him cry foul, "You dead rabbit, don't let go of this young master yet, or else I'll be careful to castrate you again. "

"Stinking brat, still full of nonsense! "The emotions the petite princess tried so hard to control finally exploded and rushed up like a frenzied kitten with fangs and claws, "Threaten me and I'll castrate you right now! "

"Wow! "The sharp blade easily picked open the belt of the precious jade, the wide eunuch's uniform turned into strands for a moment, the wild little princess went wild, even the midriff of the precious jade's desecrated trousers were torn to pieces without hesitation!

"Yikes! "The two screams sounded at the same time, Bao Yu was caught off guard by the dead rabbit, thinking that the other party was only a eunuch and could not do anything disgusting to himself, but the danger of losing his little brother still made him scream, and at the same time he secretly wondered if he was desperate to show his magical powers. The reason why the little princess screamed was because she had seen a man for the first time, and the little girl, who had never read a poem, didn't know what was meant by "indecent exposure", but the scary appearance of the "little jewel" still made the girl instinctively feel shy.

"Dead rabbit, let's make peace. "In the future, I'll call you Mr. Tian, and you'll call me Mr. Jia, and we won't have anything to do with each other, okay? "

The unruly girl who thought of her own heavy responsibility in the shoulder of the unruly girl to wipe out the inexplicable beating of the heart, brave back to look directly at the naked brat, "want to beg for mercy, okay, as long as you suffer my three stab on the line! "

"Dead rabbit, don't you bully! At any rate, I'm a nobleman's son, so watch your head! "The situation is urgent, the brain even turn of the second son of the treasure is trying to do everything possible, even the power to oppress people have always disdained to use.

"Giggle, giggle ..." the little princess silver bell-like laughter to hear the treasure ear but disgusting, but even more will this dead rabbit hate to the bone, really is a complete fucking human demon, even the voice has changed.

The first thing you need to do is to take a look at the newest addition to the list, the newest one.

Even if I castrate your whole family, no one can hurt me! Huh? You don't know what you're doing! "

"Dead rabbit," Bao Er is furious and fearless, sternly sneering, "Don't think you can do whatever you want just because you're a dead eunuch having an affair with the princess, no one will be able to protect you then! "

"What? You're saying I'm having an affair with the princess? "The delicate princess thought, has understood the brat's words referred to, the young girl heart for a moment is angry, by the angry kitten into a frenzied tigress," good you Jia Baoyu, actually dare to treasonous slander Princess, I will kill you nine clans - no, kill you ten clans! "

"Cut! You really think you're a princess, don't you? "Although the guy with magic protection was a little nervous about the situation, he definitely wouldn't be the least bit afraid, ridiculing and jokingly saying, "You're just the princess - the rabbit lover! Well! It's disgusting to think about, dead rabbit! "

"Yah-"How has the golden-branched providence ever been subjected to such marketplace curses?" and like a madman, the road screamed wildly without ceasing, the harsh roar piercing the clouds and cracking the air for a long time! It was a good thing that the eunuchs were smart enough to run away, but they were spared the destruction.

The poor second son was not so lucky, his hands were locked so that he could not even use his hands, can only bite the teeth to endure this magic sound bombardment, the heart secretly exclaimed, my mother! That's a lot more powerful than a demon's magic! I'm afraid the tree.