My wife is from League of Legends

"What? Is that really true?"

Strong surprise and frustration of failure to make the Prince Consort is beautiful eyes wide open, beautiful micro-tip of the lower collar for a long time can not close, and even asked: "eunuchs and is not a man, how can ask for a wife? Why does God know about this and I don't? I lost to her! You eunuch! "

"It's..."

Now even the big palace maiden is blushing with shame and speechless, how can she, a yellow flower girl, understand how to marry a eunuch's bridal chamber?

"Come on, you guys, talk!"

The name of the royal noble girl is not called for nothing, Li Zhi since childhood is a relative of the emperor, although not as unscrupulous as the will of God, but once the heart of the doubt to go, she does not find out the whole story is not going to stop!

"Prince Consort, I...we also...don't know!"

The size of the palace maidens face red clouds spread to the neck, good Li Zhi weekdays are very kind to them. At the moment it's not so much to be frightened!

"Alas! It's stupid!"

The Crown Princess walked sullenly into the garden pavilion, almost as if to say to herself in a hateful voice: "Do you want me to find the will of God to ask? I don't want her to make fun of me! "

"Ah! There!"

The Princess Consort's lips curled, a hard kick in the pavilion stone pillars, in the foot pain she could not help but think of a "brilliant" idea, "hee, hee... I'm so stupid, let's find a eunuch to ask about it! Got it?"

"That's...that's not good!"

The Grand Palace Maid could never have imagined that the Crown Princess would come up with such a scheme, but looking at her master's excited figure she dared not spoil her fun!

"This prince consort will do as she says!"

Li Zhi Zhi is a playful heart, a woman's curiosity is invincible to nature, itching to urge her urgent voice: "You guys quickly give me to catch a eunuch. I want a good trial! ""Back to the Crown Princess, there are only courtesans and no eunuchs in this garden, unless it's the head eunuch in general eunuchs can't just enter!""

For the first time, the two maidens were pleased with the tedious rules of the palace, which should have delayed the matter for a while, until the master's mood had passed, and then the matter would be put to rest.

But their plans were not fulfilled, and before their words of joy could be uttered, a miracle came from heaven!

"Nonsense, isn't that just a eunuch?"

The Crown Princess doesn't care what rules are or aren't. Pointing to the flower path in front of her, she excitedly raised her voice, "Let's go, let's catch this little eunuch for questioning! "

The youthful silhouette of the young girl is like a spring breeze blowing away, eyes wide open the two court ladies dare not believe ruthlessly blinked.

But the distant, lazy little eunuch figure is still getting closer and closer.

How could this be? The two women, looking at each other, sighed with amazement at how God's will could not be defied by man!

Exotic flowers and grasses, bamboo and cypress shine, is not a fairyland, like a fairyland; Bao second master walk in this ingenious heaven of the Royal Garden is enchanted, a pavilion a chair, a flower and a wood all natural and smooth, no half of the axe chisel marks. Is worthy of the Royal Garden, indeed than the Grand View Garden scenery half a minute better!

"Hey, come here!"

The impatient shout suddenly interrupted Bobo-chan's writing mind, making him unable to help but stagger with a startled face. Subconsciously, he looked up to the side!

"Looking at what? It's just calling you, so get over here!"

Rapidly running Prince Consort's panting, jade face turned sweetly red from excitement and running, saw the little eunuch's dumb and wooden standstill. She could not help but urge with anger and laughter, "Little eunuch, come over here!"

"A little eunuch? Oh..."

Master Bao Er's mind finally reacted, wasn't he just the little eunuch, Xiao Bao Zi? Heh, heh...who is this female land?

That doesn't sound like a normal person!

The dense shade of flowers happen to be blocking the view of the second boy, only vaguely see the Prince Consort's expensive dress clothes, the heart gave birth to a strong playfulness of the guy's mouth slightly moved, a wisp of evil smile floated on the face, finally have something to do, not so boring; but how this voice déjà vu?

The first time I was in the room was when I was in the car, and the second time I was in the car, I was in the car, and the third time I was in the car.

The first time I was in the hospital, I had to go to the hospital, and I had to go to the hospital, and I had to go to the hospital, and I had to go to the hospital, and I had to go to the hospital.

"Slave Little Bozi has met the Crown Princess!"

And it's also a slave to a beautiful woman, which adds a bit of ambiguity and association to the playfulness!

"Bobo-chan?"

The Crown Princess' beautiful eyes flashed the color of thought, of course, could not find the slightest bit of information about this little treasure, and the vivacious young woman who could not understand simply asked: "Have I ever seen you before? Yes, I've definitely seen you before!"

Khan...why are these women so unreasonable? I've never seen the Crown Princess before, but it's Second Master Bao who sees her, not me!

The eunuch, who was enjoying himself, didn't hesitate to curl his voice back: "It may be that the Prince Consort has accidentally seen a small, human being before, and maybe it's a blessing that the Prince Consort can remember that is a blessing that can't be cultivated in several lifetimes! ""Hee, hee...you're quite a talker, you little eunuch, how funny!""

The young girl's heart is good, no worries can be more than a stop, the prince consort jade face like a flower blossom no longer to ponder the heart doubt, light words and laughing words but let the second son of the treasure shocked, "Little treasure child, I came to ask you, you can must answer honestly, otherwise beheaded!"

"The little man knows all the words and speaks all the words! I would never dare to deceive you, please consult the Crown Princess!"

Little Bozi's lean figure radiated incomparable respect, but his downcast face flashed swiftly with a wisp of imperceptible ridicule.

"Remember ah, you may have to answer honestly!"

The Prince Consort, who was greatly worried, once again instructed the clear and thin little eunuch in front of her, pressing an incomparably solemn condensation and asking: "Little Bozi, have you asked for a wife yet? How does a eunuch beg for a wife?"

"Ah!"

The second son of the unexpected treasure can no longer restrain the heart overwhelmingly appalled and laughter, a momentary loss of control face twisted a red, speechless in the middle of not thought that his own hearing is out of order, this hall Prince Consort how to care about this?

"Speak up, or I'll behead you!"

The Prince Consort gnashed her teeth, so the fierce look, but the delicate face of the face is not the slightest threat to the power of the new woman, she did not wait for the little eunuch to reply and then asked: "Why do eunuchs want to ask for a wife, why eunuchs are not men? But you're not women, are you the legendary yin and yang people? How can there be so many yin-yang people in the world? "Prince Consort self-talk is eloquent, visible Li Zhi plain is also a standard woman - a curious master; she is not no similar practice before, but unfortunately was asked by the eunuchs of the palace maids either a question three do not know, or face fear shut up, for fear that inappropriate speech leads to death!

Chapter 35 - Re-Entering the Palace to Watch the Wind and Moon (3)

"Back to the Crown Princess, I haven't asked for a wife yet!"

A moment later Bao Er finally managed to calm down from his endless bursts of laughter, and his trembling tones returned a simple question to the Crown Princess!

"Ugh!"

Illusory Jewel looked sympathetic shaking her head and sighing, worrying about the country's words were very heavy and low, "This era's sex education is also too backward, the Hall of Prince Consort does not even know such a simple thing! Should I, the false jewel, save this age of ignorance and backwardness? Shouldn't we be Mr. Po - the Prince Consort's teacher of enlightenment - again? "'Go on, you say it!'"

The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a newborn baby. "

Heh, heh...coaxing a child! The smile under the eyes of the second master of the treasure is even stronger, the heart is even more cryptic, when did he become a three-year-old child?

The first thing you need to do is to get a good idea of what you're looking for, and what you're looking for. It should be a need in their psyche, a kind of compensation for a lifetime of regret! "

"Compensation? Oh - I don't understand!"

The first time I saw this, I thought it would be a good idea for me to ask you a few questions, but I didn't know how to answer them. You're also a eunuch, how can you have regrets? Do you want compensation too? "

"Shit! I'm not a eunuch, I don't want any bullshit compensation!"