Naruto: Super Powers

Chapter 0050 Unlucky when hemp, peach blossom luck?

"Oni sauce~~!"

"Wow!" When Ma vomited, he was pushed down by the old lady, and fortunately, he was kissed forcibly, and that was called nausea in his heart!

If a young girl called him to him like this, he would be very happy, but changing to an old woman would be a reminder!What's even more exaggerated is that all this is brought about by this unscrupulous dad!

"Dad, I never know how bad your taste is! You told me that these two old women are my mother and my sister? Why do I have a dad like you? Could it be that God sent you to punish me? Is it?" When Ma vomits bitterness, is it fun to be tricky?Is it an idiot or a fool?Can't even recognize my mother and cousin?

"Dangma! Why did you talk to your mother?" Kamijou Toya became unhappy, and even his son called his mother an old woman?

"Uuuuu...too sad, being rejected by my son for being old, I don't want to live..." The old lady covered her face, crying bitterly, turned around and wanted to hit the wall with her head, and was hugged in time by her cousin Ryushen Otsuki. .

"I...I...I don't want to live anymore! I'm a mess! You guys are joking, there should be a limit! Is it fun to be tricky like this? It's past April Fools' Day now!" Dang Ma shouted and shouted. , The whole body trembled in anger, turned his head and left. He felt that if he continued to stay here, he would go crazy.

"What's wrong with Dangma? Is it true that the rumors are true that I often fight with people and hurt my brain?" Kamijou Toya blinked and said solemnly. Maybe he should go to the brain department with his son...

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Dang Ma felt that one hundred thousand grass and mud horses were running wildly on his head. He was unfortunate, but he had never been so unfortunate. It was a tragedy in the human world!

Dang Ma didn't know that his tragedy was completely caused by Ji Tengchuan indirectly, otherwise he would definitely vomit blood for three liters!

Just as Ma was about to drink a drink to relieve her boredom, suddenly a beautifully dressed girl passed by behind him and suddenly hooked his neck, and the whole person leaned up.

"Dang Ma! It's too much to drink a drink here alone!" The seductive girl winked her eyes. When Dang Ma felt her nose hot, everything underneath suddenly reacted. How can I say that he is an adolescent, and he is not sitting still. Old monk.

Could it be the peach blossoms here?When Ma Man's brain can't help but YY!

"Dangma, shouldn't you be, are you interested in me? That's not good!" The girl shook her head and said seriously: "We are good buddies, but if you pick up soap, that's not good!"

"Brothers? By the way, who are you? Why do you know my name is Dang Ma?" Dang Ma is only reacting now, and he is really slow to behave about female sex!

"Dangma! Wouldn't you be playing amnesia games with me? Just ask me to have a drink, don't you need to be so stingy?" The girl was unhappy.

"Wait a minute! Are you sure it's me who amnesia, not you?" Dang Ma felt that something was too wrong, and she didn't even know this girl!And this girl is obviously a foreigner!

"Dang Ma! We are idiots...Ah, not the big three handsome guys!" The girl recalled.

"Oh, you are here too! The three of us are really destined in this life~~!" Tu Yumen put his hands in his pockets, walked over from the other side of the path, and waved hello.

"Tu Yumen! What the hell is going on? Wouldn't you even participate in the boring game that tricked me?" When Ma had a black line on his forehead, I figured it out, no wonder the Peach Blossom Games came home, I really didn't have much luck!

"This is not a game... Dang Ma! You can really see the effect after being replaced!" Tu Yu's goalkeeper took off the shading glasses, showing a smile but a smile.

"So handsome! It's a big star [one by one]!"

At the moment when Tuyu's goalkeeper took off his glasses, I didn't know where a bunch of'crazy fans' suddenly appeared, men, women, children, all kinds of people, and they opened their mouths and wanted to kiss them!When Ma felt a bitter cold, but before he could complain, he was grabbed by Tu Yumen and ran for his life...

"Huhuhu! Exhausted! When did your kid get'welcomed'?" Dang Ma asked with a weird look at the same breathless Tu Yumen, is it possible that his best friend is already Practicing a beautiful male Dafa that takes all ages and genders?

"Meow~~! I'm exhausted! Dangma, you are in big trouble, Meow!" Tu Yumen took a breath and turned his head and said seriously.

"Big trouble? Are you referring to pranking me?" When Ma curled his lips, it was too miserable for him to be punished. Even if my dad was involved, can this world be trusted? ?

"This is not a tricky cat! Dangma, didn't you notice the disharmony in the street?" Tu Yumen pushed his glasses and asked in a low voice.

"Disharmony?" When Ma heard this, he recalled that everyone's clothes were indeed strange, there were men wearing women's clothes, and... if it was really tricky, there was no money and no right to deal with him, and Not a super-powered person, his feelings are simply lost!

"It seems that you have noticed it! That's right, this world is being affected by a magic! And the distortion of all this is centered on you!" Tu Yumen looked serious, and continued without waiting for the questioning: "If you are known by other magicians, you will be life-threatening!"

"Wait a minute! I don't understand what you're talking about? When did you get involved with magic?" Dang Ma knew about the magician, but his own friend, but an ordinary person, said something inexplicable.

"It seems that I need to tell you something! I am [The Church of Necessary Evil]'s leading doctor of Yin and Yang, a Feng Shui master. Because I am responsible for the task of spying, I have been inserted into the Academy City as an eye and ear! On the magic side, there are one or two spies for each other, they are normal!" Tu Yumen didn't care, Aleister knew his identity long ago, so there was no need to hide it.

"Spy? Doctor Yin Yang?" Dang Ma was completely messed up.

It is like a couple who have lived in poverty for decades. Suddenly, one day, the husband tells his wife that he is actually a hidden tyrant. All of this is to test the loyalty of his wife. It is totally untrustworthy!')

Chapter 993

Chapter 0051

"Of course, what I'm talking about is before, now I am just a LEVEL0 meow~~! It's really a big loss!" Although Tu Yumen said that he was losing a lot, he didn't have the slightest regret on his face. After all, it was them. How many people, someone has to sacrifice?

"Wait a minute, can you talk about what is going on first?" Dang Ma calmed herself down as much as possible. Although he felt that the other party said it was weird, the things encountered this morning were also full of weirdness.

"Then I'll just state it briefly..." Tuyu's goalkeeper angel fell and the impact and consequences were all said again.

"So, those two old women are really my mother and younger sister?" When Ma suddenly sweated on her forehead, now thinking about what she did, it's a goddamn!

"Huh? Dangma, listen to what you mean, someone from your family?" Tu Yumen pushed his glasses, as if thinking of something.

"Well, my parents and sisters." Dang Ma nodded.

"Then how are you sure that it is your father?" Tu Yumen's eyes sharpened, and what Dang Ma said was inconsistent!

"Damn, how could I not even recognize my father? I haven't lost my memory..." Dang Ma said with a look of irritation.

"Dang Ma! Remember that I told you that the caster of this technique will not change your appearance, and you have no signs of using magic overload, plus you have no knowledge of magic! But..." Yumen stared at Dang Ma Road.

"What a joke, do you think my father did this thing? Didn't you still not change your appearance?" When Ma heard it, he knew that the object of suspicion was directed at his father. Although his father is a bit distressed, it is absolutely It's just ordinary people, it has nothing to do with magicians or anything.

"That's because when this technique was launched, I was protected by enchantment in Windsor Castle in England, and at the same time, I also activated the enchantment technique. Although my body and mind have not been replaced, in the eyes of ordinary people, I am now [ One by one]! This is also the reason why I am so popular. Meow! Dang Ma!" Tu Yumen said with a serious face.

"Wait a minute, isn't it possible for those with abilities to use magic? Also, my dad is really just an ordinary person, maybe he is lucky." When Ma learned from Steer that those with abilities cannot use magic, because he will The blood vessel ruptured and died, while also debating for his father.

"Yeah! So I'm miserable now! Meow~~!" Tuyu goalkeeper opened his fancy clothes, bloody bruises on his right rib, extremely miserable.

"If you use it again, maybe you will be dead!" Tu Yumen said very relaxed, so that Dang Ma didn't know what to say, how serious matters related to life, turned out to be a joke.

"As for your father, Meow, we must confirm it personally!" Tu Yumen said immediately.

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The two ran back quickly, but as soon as they entered the restaurant, they saw Ji Tengchuan, Bilibili, the girl with a knife, the little girl in red in strange clothes, and a big blonde girl.

"Sure enough, it's the eldest sister Tou Meow! I found here so soon!" Tu Yumen glanced at Chuan vigilantly and stepped forward to say hello.

"Are you a friend of hemp too?" Kamijou Toya stood up enthusiastically. It seemed that his son hadn't been too bad in the school city.

"Introduce myself, my name is Tu Yumen Yuanchun, I am a classmate who is a hemp!" Tu Yumen introduced himself formally, and at the same time looked at Ji Tengchuan with a little doubt. This guy, he has to intervene in everything.

"Teacher Chuan, you still have Bilibili!" Dang Ma glanced at the two old women in the seat of his father, and it was really hard to accept that this was her mother and his sister. Sure enough, this damn technique should be earlier. The end is better.

When Tu Yumen heard that Dangma could accurately recognize Ji Tengchuan and Tokibandai's super-electromagnetic gun, his complexion changed slightly.

"We are here to investigate [Angel Fall]! Tuyumen, I am friendly to help, don't think about it!" Ji Tengchuan knows what Tuyumen is worrying about. After all, in his opinion, there is nothing but numbness in the world. , And the only one who is completely unaffected is the operator.