Netooku Otoko no Tanoshii Isekai Boueki (WN)

Episode 38: The Monster Is The Scent Of The Undead

What emerged from the woods was a single moving human bone (skeleton). With a worn sword and shield, he heads towards Mr. Sherrow in an unwieldy but unexpectedly quick motion, as if he were being manipulated by yarn from the sky.

The size looks smaller than Mr. Sherrow's. Sometimes Mr. Sherrow would be too big, but still not even 170cm. The movement is comical, and the weapons are poor ministers. It literally just looks like a puppet, and honestly it doesn't look very strong. For a second, I think I can fight that one... Oh, my God.

"You thought you seemed weak, Zillow"

It's said and gibberish. Really sharp, Mr. Rebecca.

"It's certainly weak, that bone. But depending on the compatibility, he's also a very troublesome opponent. It's especially hard to fight with a bow or a fine sword.... and any guy who looks weak, the monster is sure to have enough offense to kill people. If you can hit a sword like that, people will be killed easily."

"I wouldn't be alarmed if I were to actually fight..., are you weak, that bone?

"By our standards."

Skeleton goes straight to Mr. Sherrow. No desire to kill, no hostility - not even a sense of purpose, just to head to Mr. Sherrow early enough. The opposing Mr. Sherrow still doesn't move. I just dropped my hips slightly with Claymore on my shoulder.

At last, Skeleton fleshed out on Mr. Sherrow, that moment when a punch by a worn sword was about to roll out, for a moment Mr. Sherrow's body blew, and a fierce crushing noise sounded - and by the time he recognized it, Skeleton had already exited this world beautifully sappy.

Looks like it was a blow from Mr. Sherrow's claymore cut. At that speed, I wouldn't have had time to think of it as defense or anything like that with a shield (although I doubt I had a head to think about that bone). He was twisted down by an overwhelming blow that rolled out without preliminary motion, and exited the world without a snag in offense or rush. You can tell me this has already been ravaged. Mr. Sherrow, Magipa. Hey.

I was thinking that under some circumstances I'd have to add up... Such a difference in power would be ridiculous.

Mr. Sherrow picks up something like a black crystal from the ground. Is it a skeleton drop item thing?

"Uh... is this the end or just the hell out? A monster."

"There are a lot of monsters springing up, but there's only one way out of here. Except during" Human Tsuzuki, "which is the only time I hire hunters or organize crusades in the country."

Basically, is there only one way out? Well, it seems to be completely distinguished from "monsters" and "creatures of warcraft and subhumans (...)," and peace is in jeopardy if there are going to be a lot of monsters that aggressively attack humans, and I guess that's just about right. Rebecca said before that the only way out of this area is to be weak, but I guess there are some places out there that are strong...

As for the modern kid's feeling, I really associate him with it like a game, but I wonder if a strong monster - and a big one like Dragon, Griffon or Wyburn.

"Hmm? The strongest monster I've sprung up in this neighborhood was...," Guardian Knight Armor, "I guess. Spring up at the end of last year's" Human Tsuzuki "...... I'm not the kind of monster that springs up in here, hey. He's got 16 hunters killed.

Ugh. He said 16 people were killed... I don't know how many people were hit by the system, but isn't it close to genocide? Besides, the other guy armored it...

"Guardian Knight Armor......? Is that armor?

"So. armor. This is the hardest one in the living room armor. I managed to take it down because I was originally ready for the vs. Statue, but that was really critical. It's supposed to be a boiling monster on the site of an ancient ruin.... Sometimes there are unexpected monsters in Human Tsuzuki."

Living room armor. Skeletons. Statues. I wonder if monsters are a lot like undead attributes. No, is undead more strictly a magical creature?

"Do many monsters sound like such magical creatures? And what's 'Human Tsuzuki' coming out of earlier?

"As I've explained before, monsters are things that spring from magic starch. It might be odd to say that it's a magical creature." Human Tsuzuki "comes twice to four times a year… simply put, it's a good time for monsters to gush."

It's a good time for monsters to gush... I don't know..., that's a zappy explanation...

Well, as for "human tsuzuki," should I just know that there is such a thing? He said the crusaders would be formed, so it doesn't seem to have anything to do with me directly.

But when there's a massive battle here, I'm curious to know it's so close to the mansion. Mr. Sherrow and Mr. Rebecca will naturally participate...... If there's anything I can do to help, should I help? If it's about cooking out, I'm not a fool.

Mr. Sherrow then came back and showed me the black crystals he had just picked up. It's a black shiny crystal about the size of a quail's egg, only slightly transparent and very similar to a black crystal, but they say this is the "demonic crystal" which is an example of a mass of magic vegetables. They say it's not as valuable as a spiritual stone, but it's still rare to the extent that it only comes out with one whole monster, and if it sells, it's a little something? However, since it is not as widely used as spiritual stones, it does not mean that demand is high.

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Shortly after defeating the monster, Mr. Sherrow goes hunting, Mr. Rebecca says, "Let's make the sword an afternoon," and starts preparing lunch, and me, Deanna and Marina are staring at Mr. Rebecca's horse to practice horseback riding.

"Big......"

Horses are big when you look at them again...... Honestly, I don't know how to get on it... I might be able to ride it if I get some stepping stone, but come on. That's not dressed well.

"... Marina, I've been teaching Mr. Rebecca some horseback riding before, but do you think I can ride alone?

"You can if you want me to walk! Can I give you a ride from Marina?

"That's good. Well, neither me nor Deanna know anything about horseback riding yet."

"Then we're going to let Marina ride us."

I said that happily, stroking the horse's cheek, then grabbing the reins (without) and the tategami, hanging my legs on the blubber, Hilari and Marina riding on the back of the horse. Ooh...... You're a horse. This guy.

Keep saying, "Then I'm coming!," he smiles and walks pockpock.

"Marina......, it sounds really fun"

"Right. Cleric also said that being gifted is five times more efficient than normal, and if you are talented and improve quickly, it will still be fun"

"There's going to be some of that... but it looks like you're simply enjoying it as a play"

See Marina walking her horse with a smile on her face. Sure looks like I'd really enjoy just riding a horse. I wonder if you like horses.

No... Originally Marina wasn't easy to live, even before she became a slave. So maybe there was no entertainment like this in itself. If it's horseback riding, it's such a fancy type of play in the other world. Of course I didn't do it either.

"Because of this, I'm going to film a memorial."

Take out the digital camera to fit the marina riding the horse with a smile in the picture.

…… Your husband, I sometimes use that tool, but what is it?

I was going to shoot a lot of costumes, but did Deanna realize? Well, I took it the other day at the dinner party, and other than that, I'm taking a little bit of it. Well, it doesn't mean anything if I find out.

Shutter the camera towards Deanna. I'll show Deanna the Kyoton face that appears on the LCD display. With a Doya face.

"Oh, is this kinenschassis? I've seen it in the treasure trove inside. Most of them were on paper."

"What... and..."

Deanna tells me there are many "realistic paintings as shown in the mirror" in the treasure trove inside the elf. It's all from a long time ago, and it doesn't tell you how it was made, and the only information about this product is the word "Kinenschassis" in the box.

Yeah. That's a complete souvenir photo, isn't it? I want to see what it's like.

"This tool is called a 'camera'. Use this to take souvenir photos....... I didn't know Deanna knew the photo but it was out of the math...... I'll print it and bring it to you next time."

"Camera...... You had that tool. My father said the way Kinenschassin was created was lost, so he believed it completely."

"As it were, sort of. It's a valuable item that hasn't come out to the public yet, and it doesn't matter if a bandit is after you, so... secretly."

Then I photographed Marina riding the horse with a smile on her face, and me and Deanna practiced getting on and off the horse while teaching Marina, and Mr. Rebecca came to call me lunch ready and we all had lunch.

In the meantime...... both Marina and Deanna have to buy clothes for horseback riding because every time they get on and off they see pants and their raw feet are dazzling...... As far as I'm concerned, it's a reward, but it can't be too defenseless - or horseback riding in one piece... I should get some exercise clothes, too.

Let me just measure the size and I'll buy it at the mass retailer over there. I feel a little embarrassed about buying women, but I guess it's better than buying expensive old clothes over here. Let's do that. Let's do that.