Netooku Otoko no Tanoshii Isekai Boueki (WN)

Episode 60: First Battle Is The Scent Of Chimps Exorcising

I've been thinking since the beginning that even coming and going to the city could be attacked by a burglar. Simply because they make a lot of money in the city, and there's the horse thing.

So the three of us were talking and deciding what to do if they attacked us.

Pattern A, if attacked by a bunch of bandits, including flying tools.

Pattern B, if attacked by several chimps.

Pattern C, if attacked by a Warcraft.

And this time Pattern B.

Marina's role is to call the gendarmerie if it's near the city, or Mr. Sherrow or Mr. Rebecca if it's near the mansion. "Marina also fights. Marina is the Lord. It is the job to protect which," he did not ask, "but the current situation is that Marina is the most master horse, and the role of going to call people was not conceivable except for Marina.

Once Deanna's horseback riding improves, the role may be conceded to Deanna, but in Deanna's case it may be "Deanna herself is the purpose of the bandit," so it may be difficult. It's a terrible story, but the Turks' marina is light in that respect.

Well...... I hope I keep these guys on hold or knock them down until Mr. Sherrow and the others get here...

I pull out my sword, hold it with both hands and stand lightly.

I've felt it since I was training with Mr. Sherrow, but when I set up my sword, I feel elevated.

This may be a slightly dangerous trend. You said, Mr. Sherrow, that having a swordsman's vocation was a lot of popping up and dying first.

If it's going to be a fight - even though it's a burglar - you're not prepared to kill me.

Either these guys give up and run away, or Marina calls in Mr. Sherrow and the others, if we can buy time until then, that's fine. Hopefully, I didn't want to go through the fight yet.

"But you did a silly imitation of a burglar. There's some elves over here, right? Did you think something could be done?"

Put in another restraint.

It seems that elves are counted as one of the highest points of battle in this world. In a world where magic is less common, elves who use spiritual magic are phenomenal?

I mean, there's no way that just a human burglar doesn't freak out about an elf opponent, which should work more than constantly as a deterrent...... what the heck.

Well, we have (...).

"Ah, shit. I thought it would be an easy job. Hey, you guys, that's enough. Do it. Don't hurt the elves."

But a burglar who doesn't make my line a one-stop shop.

Hmm? That's crazy...?

Aren't you afraid of spiritual magic...?

Well, is Deanna after you for saying that the elves aren't going to hurt you? There's no way a bandit like this knows Deanna can't use spiritual magic... Oh, I wonder if you don't know that elves are strong with spiritual magic users because they're stupid. That could happen......?

Then it's going to be a real fight as it is.

Bandits were scared here on schedule, and I was planning on buying time, but it's not going to work out the way I planned.

Combat.

There are three opponents.

I've trained Mr. Sherrow a few times to be tough, and Mr. Sherrow has tattooed me, "I'm not the first to be hit by a bandit around that corner." I'm getting it...

............... No, I'll have to do it already when I get here.

It's a much lighter Devil's Sword than it was during training, and the Master was a famous mercenary regiment and even a deputy commander, Mr. Sherrow. There's no way I'm going to lose to that chimpy sword.

Set up your sword and look at your opponent.

On the orders of a man of leadership, two young bandits pulled out their swords at the same time. A one-handed sword (broadsword) without any weird philosophy.

For me, it's my first real fight.

But I felt no wonder or fear.

The burglar is a complete no-go move, and he leans over the formation like he pinches me. They're both troublesome at the same time, but I was amazingly calm myself.

Maybe it's because the other person laughs at Niyanya and doesn't feel tempered. I'm completely bracketed high thinking I'm a irresistible merchant.

"Deanna, up to this point everything is as assumed. Hold back, please, just like the meeting. Secret weapons are in the direction of not using them basically. Do not hesitate to use the incident if it occurs."

"I'll take care of it, your husband. I'll do it with horrible eyes."

Deanna's eyes shimmer and she's a little scared.

I didn't need words from there on out. All we have to do is control it with force!

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"Whoa, hey, I'm not listening. Hey! How could a merchant kid move so much? And what is that sword!? What the fuck are you doing to them?

"I don't have a brother-in-law to answer a robbery. Deanna, we need to rein him in."

"I don't know, uh-huh."

"Damn, the grass! Stop it! Shit! What's going on, motherfucker?

"Hey, it might have been just as good as a training replacement. In the meantime, I found that up to three men with no combat vocation could win at their leisure."

"You are a great enemy, my lord. This time they were just dumb and lucky."

"Well, so is that... There was no flying gear, no ambush."

Me and Deanna had succeeded in taking control of the bandits intact. It seems like it would work too well for the first fight in action, but Demon Sword and Spirit Magic were cheats, and this would be it.

As per the Pattern B meeting, Deanna had me supported by spiritual magic.

Deanna can currently only use Spirit Magic in a limited way because of her "special guidance". But this restriction is the crook, and he said, "You can use it to interact with the Spirit and get a little help."

And that, "getting a little help" was inexorably powerful.

Buzzing gusts, accelerating combustion, digging pits, grass wrapping around your body, trees walking through, dirt smoke dancing...

It's plain to put it in words, but when these harassments are activated during battle, they work great.

And then again, this was unexpected, but "The Devil's Sword Heart of Blood" where it is my love sword was too cheat weapon.

First, light. Only weighs less than half the weight of Claymore.

And the Devil's Sword is called the Devil's Sword, so the special effects are amazing. I didn't actually get a chance to try the special effects, so this is the first time I've ever felt it, - this is cheating.

I just have to thank you for the luck I got with this sword for free.

The young bandits cut at the same time.

The man on the left (hereinafter referred to as "Robber A") swings down from the upper right section, and the man on the right (hereinafter referred to as "Robber B") releases a straight poke.

Quite breathtaking timing. Except for the fact that the movement is fatally slow compared to Mr. Sherrow's, it could have been a good offense.

Stop poking and step to the right. Cut off the leg of the burglar B so that it is gently caressed as it is.

This was only an attack with only significance to the extent that it measured restraint and distance from the target.

- It was.

The burglar B fell and lay dowdy as he fell.

At first I didn't know what had happened. The same would apply to the burglars. I even wondered if it was poisonous to the Devil's Sword.

But this was the result of the activation of the special effect "Absorption" of the Devil's Sword. Normally, the 'wet squid' filling stains bright red and pulses spookily. And I wonder if vitality will pour into me, even if it's bioenergy. It may be a good thing when you're not well, but honestly it's disgusting when you're well. Would it convey what it feels like to be forcefully pumped into someone else's body's raw blood?

You mean the name of the Devil's Sword wasn't Dada? You're too drain capable to suck gossip just for lightly plundering.

A frightening burglar. I'm surprised, too, but it's convenient, and I'm going for Drain and I'm going to cut him to a sideburn.

But this is a wildling A playing with a sword and scratching. We distance ourselves in the backsteps and see a man in leadership as chilling in hopes of backup.

The man in leadership was stitched to the ground with Deanna's spiritual magic. Every time Deanna grins slightly and whines, the grass gets tangled up in a man of leadership.

The grass itself is an easy thousand cuts, but it is not easy to get out, like if your right arm falls out, you get tangled in your left foot, and if your left arm falls out, you get tangled in your right arm...

I was lucky to be able to disable the highest level of leadership in terms of combat power, because it's just as dangerous on a 3-on-1 basis.

The burglar A got ready and hung up on him as he roared. I guess you don't have a combat vocation or anything. Monotonic attack. A blow that really just hangs up.

One-on-one with this guy, I don't feel like losing.

Because of this, I'm going to ask you to be the one to practice (although it's a little lame).

Hit, blur, bounce, and push back the opponent's attack.

They're sweaty, but I'm not tired at all yet. The sword was light, and the assault of the wildling A was light.

As much as I'm doing a burglar or something. So I thought I was strong to some extent, but weak enough not to talk about it at all. Maybe this is what it would be like without a vocation...... but......

I'll gently cut off the arm of a tired, dull, moving burglar A. "Absorption" activated, immediately-knocking out Wild Bandit A.

Now the only thing left is leadership, but Deanna's already holding it down.

That's how the fight ended.

Perhaps I could say that it was overwhelming if I just looked at the results. Besides, this one keeps all the secret weapons I bought in Japan warm.

A few minutes later, Marina brought back Mr. Sherrow and Mr. Rebecca.

Tie up the bandits with a rope and contact the gendarmerie. Later, the bandits will be tried under the laws of the Imperial City. By the way, are bandits usually slapped in the neck, and even first-time burglars cut off their arms?

Mr. Sherrow said something noisy like, "I could have killed a burglar or something," but I just can't kill him. Absorption alone was disgusting......

But... I really didn't know there was going to be a burglar.

From now on, the horses, swords and formations will be trained to perfection. I was lucky this time, but I can't say enough about being attacked by a bigger bandit. If the opponent has a combat vocation, it can't be like this.

We're still halfway through the gear.

Let's leave more and more to Etowa for the job.

......... But that was not the end of the story, and Mr. Rebecca's sermon time was waiting for him after handing over the burglar to the gendarmerie.

"So how did it happen for Zillow to fight?

"So Marina travels fastest, and I can't run a horse, so I have to stop. In fact, it's the same thing you can't get away with..."

"Then wouldn't it have been better to let Marina fight and destroy it? At least we all fight or something."

"No, I thought fighting was a last resort, and because Deanna was an elf, it would be a deterrent. But I don't mind trying, you idiot..."

"Huh. Fine. I managed this time because they were weak, but Zillow is still weak, so from now on, use proper slavery, okay? I've told you many times, you're a slave for that, aren't you? If you really want to fight, come to us and train as much as you can!

"Yes......"

Fundamentally, I didn't want Marina to fight like a pawn, but I kept it quiet.

I figured I'd buy a man's slave for combat......