Netooku Otoko no Tanoshii Isekai Boueki (WN)

Episode 71: Patrons smell like Mexicans

Patron...... When it comes to patrons in this case, I mean, mistress, contractual? It's a lot tough on a 21-year-old virgin...

"Why did you suddenly say that...? Shouldn't you be offering that to your own guests?

Ultimately. My opinion. But Elepi had a hatena mark on his head, an atmosphere that might say, "What are you talking about, this guy?"

"... a customer?

"No... so, you know, a good deal or something?

"... Huh?... Ah. Oh."

Oh, convinced. and an elepi that pounds and slaps his hand all the time.

What's this all about? I guess he was a real feelin 'asshole kid.

"... I'm not a street whore. I followed your lead when I was there."

And a more problematic statement.

Oh, yeah...?

... I do have a history of how easy it was to talk to this kid because he didn't seem to be the only one with a few hookers at that time... You were starting to guide me at that point.

I'm sorry I put my arms together and stuff like that treating you like a whore......

I'm sorry I thought my vocation might be a whore or something......!

"Then why are you a patron?

"... because I'm an actress. Even this. But life cutlets"

Once upon a time...

I see. Whether you're acting or need a patron, if you were an actress, you could nod... Is that it?

At times like this...... let's talk to Mr. Rebecca. Let's do that.

"Huh? Uh-huh. Right...... Sure, if that's all you can play, you must really be an actress...... Eliche has a theater. But if you're a stage actress over there, life can't be that hard."

"No, but what do you say?

"... because I still only get terminals... I don't get paid much, and the house isn't wealthy."

You mean, even with strength, reality is tough?

He still looks young at his age, and the troupe? But I guess seniority society is forming. Or do you think the one above has no eyes to see?

Of course, it's possible that the others are better and have flowers.

Either way, life is difficult... if you are.

"Oh well... Even if you have a vocation, it's a beauty."

Life is tough. Some parts will be easier because there is nothing to bless compared to Earth (3 million yen for Spirit Stone Get! There's something about it), and still it doesn't seem like even a vocation is something we can do about it. Even with a 5x growth rate, everyone with the same vocation is, so maybe it's not actually advantageous.

But the answer to Elepi wasn't what I imagined.

"... my vocation, I'm not an actor. I don't think there's one person in Eliche who has an actor's vocation...... Because it's a rare vocation."

"... it is"

I'm talking about the subject of vocation being delicate, and that was a bit far-fetched.

Basically, people in this world were talking about making what came out as their vocation a profession, so I assumed that was what it was.

Oh, my God, what a con artist (it's me). Any poorly imagined vocation is more likely than a vocation exists, and I can't deny the possibility that Elepi is such a vocation...... so...

You sensed that it somehow gave me an awkward vibe, and Elepi took my arm away and whispered it in my ear.

"... it's never a bad job. It was just a little unlucky.... I'll tell you, young husband. … my vocation………"

Yeah, it's horny.

Whatever you're after, I'd be in great trouble if it were natural. Is this the demonic one?

But the difficulty in determining the extent to which you trust this kind of self-declaration.

But I decided to trust Elepi... with his vocation.

"... so if I became a patron, what do I get in return?

When it comes to whore patrons, there are some signs of sluttiness, but when it comes to actor patrons, the implications are a little different. I guess that's the kind of guy who simply assists you because he's there for you, or advertises the store when you get famous.

Either way, I don't know much over here. It's a little different, but it's definitely beautiful, and depending on the amount of money, you might be able to be a patron.

Because of this, you're the friend I knew with your guidance.

But for some reason to answer my question, an elepi with mojimoji-bound hair that I can't quite answer.

What, are you practicing acting that tickles your manhood? Give me a break because my virginity will tickle you lightly.

"... in return, the... of course... with the body"

"What?

And hold on to the upper hand of no push.

"No?" I'll do you a pretty favor.

Wow, women are scary! I'm scared because it's not working at all! If it weren't for Mr. Rebecca, I'd probably have contracted a little.

"It's a very fascinating story, but not because it's acting. If you're having so much trouble living, you can use it at our place. I'll pay you."

I hope not, but I am willing to secure it. It's me with a reputation for nasty.

Well, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Even though we're already surrounded by Deanna and Marina and all, it's kind of like abstinence for some reason!

SUEZEN, OK easily with a lucky encounter! I don't know if that's true.

"... business? But I'm a natural..."

"I don't need anything else, a gift."

Just to be clear, I don't need a job in sales. Well, if I had a job, I'd be like a super salesperson, and maybe I'd be number one in sales at all branches. We're still the only one-of-a-kind store, and it's an outdoor store. If I said I needed a job, they'd laugh at me with my nose. It's a level...

Oh, well. Young husband, they thought you had a decent shop because you were in mode or something, this. If I showed it to the store, I might be disappointed the other way around.

"... hey, Zillow. Is it okay that you hired me so easily? If you're not my apprentice, I'm gonna have to pay you, okay?

Rebecca may be worried too. Even though a disciple would be forgiven for his salary tin tears, there are few benefits to hiring people without guilding through.

"No, it's not like that kind of bee, it's like a part time job. I've left it to one person, especially Etowa, lately, and I don't care how much manpower I have. More importantly, I've never secured any talent, and more importantly... she's beautiful."

Yes, this case is very beneficial.

The president of the black company said to pay twice as much for a beautiful new hire, but to secure it.

Well, how valuable is a beauty capable of acting in business... It's sad to see if we need it in such a different world is another story.

Well, from now on, if you'll hang out with me when we meet for some business or something, it's powerful... oh, but in that sense, a powerful high elf for the cheat class.

I guess he was already there.

It feels like Zhuge Liang is already there and has pulled yet another military master (some force) even though he only rules one country in the game's three kingdoms?

What is this analogy?

"... Besides, I hate to say this, can I trust you?

"Of course. There's a good reason."

"Really? I don't mind if you say Zillow. Aren't you confused by that girl's colored incense?

Mr. Rebecca also speaks best. I'm sure there's something about that colored incense that I'd like to be confused about.

"No, that kid's got a job."

"A vocation? Did you hear that?

"Yeah, that was the most trustworthy thing for me. That's all for a reason, so it's not an exaggeration to just say I want to trust you, Ked."

Mr. Rebecca flaunted his shoulder at my words. They convinced me of that explanation for once.

Well, nothing. I trust you 100% - that's just not true. Properly, I intend to keep it where it should be held down.

Explain the job outline to the still half-hearted elepi.

I decided to pay my salary on an hourly basis (I explained that there was no hourly concept).

You can rest when there is an archery or stage.

When you really don't have any money, you can borrow your salary in advance......

"... but are you sure? Young Master."

"I'm not your young husband... I don't care. I just need you to work."

Instead, the first thing you said about paying with your body was, "Are you sure? Hehe. I'm gonna be serious, okay? ♪ When it feels like ♪

"If you have time to go ahead, why don't you just come check it out? If it doesn't fit, you can say no."

"... yeah"

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The three of us go back to the store.

Stores, dewstores, stalls...

I thought I could see Elepi's "face that wasn't supposed to be like this," but it's completely faceless.

Damn, you're a good player.

Marina was waiting at the store. I hear Deanna's not back yet.

"Oh, Lord, where is Tycho - which! Welcome back! How'd it go? They found the race, didn't they?

"I'm home. I found the race."

"Thank you, Lord which. Now you can give Olica a gift. Oh, but, uh... can you sell it to Marina?

"Naturally, that's why I found it."

"It is the ultimate in pleasure!

"You know weird words, you."

"... Young sir, who is that?

Oh, yeah. I have to introduce you.

I don't have Deanna, but is this like a virtual final interview?

If you have an aversion to the Turks, you can't hire them at home for a bit.

"Oh, this is Marina. My escort slave. It's Etowa over there. My apprentice. Both of them, this kid is an elepi who's going to work part-time now and then. Do me a favor."

Briefly, before Marina and Etwa opened their mouths, Elepi came forward.

"Nice to meet you! Elepi, I'm 17. Best wishes.... Yoroi, that's lovely!

Is that...? Are you nervous? I'm surprised you're 17, but all of a sudden I'm surprised at the sensibility of complimenting Yoroi.

"Oh, do you see how wonderful this Yoroi is! Marina is Lord which slave! And Lord which and princess are the knights who defend. Yoroi is Lord. Who bought it for me? It is a marina treasure. There are also weapons. It's Marina's axe spear. Lord, which one of you bought this for me? It is a marina treasure. Marina, you're a slave, but you're even letting the horses ride you. It is a marina treasure. Plus, this hair decoration..."

Stop it! I'm not ashamed of you! Because it's natural for the Lord to buy equipment for his own slaves...

"- Knight."

Elepi sends a hot gaze to Marina that includes admiration. This...

"Hey young husband. She, knight...... what is it?

"You're a knight."

"It's the Knights!

"Huh?"

"... are you a Knights?

"Tycho - it's just the cavalry of Marina, which and the crew!

"Yes!?

Wow. Somehow the Knights were formed where I didn't know!

Besides, Mr. Rebecca seems to be the captain. When I asked the person, it didn't look very good. Doesn't that mean Marina's Rampage... Well, we do both have knightly vocations, and there's nothing wrong with that... but...

Elepi brightens her eyes even more with Marina's Knights speech. And I run my mouth like I'm impressed.

"Oh, I want me in too! No, let me join the Knights, seniors!

Wow.