Netooku Otoko no Tanoshii Isekai Boueki (WN)

Episode 93: Musketry Orders smell like a half day job

Dwarves start cleaning up their workplaces as they sing cheerfully.

No way......

No way.

That's no way, the liquor platter started as it was cleaning up the workplace. If there's booze, I can't stand it! Is that why?

There's more to it than obvious.

"You guys do a drink, too."

They give the cup to the big parent.

Apparently, the liquor platter is approved by the big parent.

I mean, it's a guess at a time when a glass is normally in the workplace.

Etowa and Elepi are still minors, but what do we do?

No, there's no law against booze in this world...

The liquor platter goes on, that's just the Dwarves. GUYGUYGUYGUYGUYGUYGUYGUYGUYGUYGUYGUYGUYGUYGUYGUYGUYGUYGUYG.

Hmm. I brought a lot of whiskey.

Drink more and more booze with 40% alcohol straight while puffing the prepared dried meat at some point.

We often tipped the cup as we all made eye contact with each other trying to keep it to the point of licking while donning to the liquor platter, which also began suddenly at work.

"I'm sorry. The Dwarves can't help but be glad. This is how I want to make a scene. Well, you got such good liquor and iron. Come on, it's because of you! Dana, drink more too!

It is further recommended for large red-faced parents.

Give me the verse. I'll hold the bottle with my thick hand standing up and recommend it.

Hmmm......

Whatever the beer is, I can't drink that much whiskey......

At least if it's something to dilute......

... Ah. Speaking of which, I was bringing water.

Mineral water was available in view of possible water contamination.

All right, all right.

Let's use this as water for splitting.

I can't even drink enough if I dilute it.

The Dwarves, somehow, had not only brought the liquor I had brought, but had even brought it out to another barrel and started drinking it.

Is this, in short, just a liquor lover...?

It's a pattern that swallowing soldiers specialize in when they drink under any pretext...

Well, even so, I'm glad you're happy. Yeah.

I'm sure you can make something good out of this.

... but it doesn't feel like talking about work at all anymore!

"So... what kind of sword do you want me to strike?

I thought so, I've been waving about my job.

It's not an atmosphere where you get drunk with this much alcohol and you're not talking about work.

Is it more of a type where alcohol is the only way to start communicating?

It's swallowing.

Well, not that I have any other business today.

Ordering weapons is a big purchase, and it would be a good idea to slowly communicate and slip it together.

Shopping is generally fast in Japan.

But I also hear that in the Middle East, for example, it is Zara who spends about half a day negotiating while shopping.

Besides, if you go in there, you tell them to follow you.

...... if I was dating booze at dwarf pace I wouldn't have enough bodies though.

"Eh, what I'd like to ask for is a single-handed sword for my phone, simply put. We're very small, but I thought we'd play the Knights. So I wanted a matching sword for the crew. And protective equipment."

Tell him about the Knights.

Matching sword.

If possible, I want all the protective equipment.

"The Knights? Individually."

"That's right. No, it hasn't even started yet. … so I thought I'd order some weapons and protective equipment together. The weapon is a matching single-handed sword - well, this is positioned as a portable subwebon. I usually run shops in the city, so it's a necessity to have a good weapon. The shape... can be punched, I like the one with one blade."

Double edges would be nice, but you'd better be able to punch them.

I'm not going to bind you to anything KATANA, but simply be practical.

Sometimes it's because the Devil's Sword is double-edged.

"... What are the members of the Knights?

"These kids."

That's what I tell you, and I'll introduce you to the women drinking to the extent of dating little chicks in the back.

Big parent peeling her eyes off.

"A knight, a lady knight!

Oh, I knew it was a surprise.

"Yes. It's the women's knighthood. That's good."

When I answered that without paying any particular attention, the great parent did not hesitate to break his face.

"Ha-ha-ha! Knights! Knights! Collect the knighthood women!

Mm-hmm. I guess that's laughable enough.

If you are also a dwarf jizzy, you are too poisoned by macho ideas, and I still wonder if knights (or warriors in general) are men.

... Well, I don't care about ideas if you can even work.

It's just an idea when I say I can't strike a woman's sword or something.

"Are you crazy?

But I might have gotten a little in the voice.

I don't know. I need to grow up more.

Because if you start the Knights of Women in full swing, the prejudice in the world probably isn't on this level.

"I'm sorry. Did I offend you? Not in a bad way. It's just... painful. Some mercenaries are just women, and it's no surprise that a woman did the knight. But I just didn't think anyone would do it for real."

He didn't mean anything by it.

Forgive!

"Half of it was going to be a thing. Coincidentally, I'm deeply associated with a knighthood woman."

"I think it's good. A man and a woman seldom actually make a difference in their work. In the experience of the eagle. Besides, this is the only country where women can't be knights. I don't know if it's efficient or customary, but it's not a country with a lot of history. It's more or less the kind of country that does bureau work that decides about iron without consulting a blacksmith. I know we need a lot of iron in the war, but I can't believe we won the war in quantity over quality."

Wow, we're talking iron at some point.

You have a lot of depression about the country.

Maybe he's already drunk.

Well, I guess it's basic to fight in quantity over quality, but let's not touch that.

The big parent squirmed as he did his gaze at my waist after spewing his stupidity about the way the country was doing all the way through.

"So, what's that sword of Dana? The Knights' sword will strike my husband, won't it? Do you have both swords?"

Whoa, we found the Devil's Sword.

I wasn't hiding anything, but coming to get you to hit the sword. "The main thing is this way, please sub hit me" was the real thing I wanted to hide for a bit.

"Yeah. But this is a little special. It's not the kind of sword you can use for a detour. It's a human opponent."

"Hmmm.... you do have an atmosphere. Which, can I show you something? It's just a matter of interest."

Well, is that going to be the development?

"It's heavy. Be careful."

Pass the Devil's Sword to the Great Parent.

This sword weighs strangely when it's held by someone other than me, the owner.

"Ooh, that's really heavy. What the hell."

"Hehe. It's a demon sword that chooses its owner..."

I'm wearing it cool, but I just got it by accident!

"Demon Sword!? Did I say Devil's Sword!? This guy!?... No, it should be..."

You ate something strange. Do you have any idea?

"Do you know the Devil's Sword?

"Oops. It's an old legend passed down to the Dwarves. Bloody seven demon swords. Buried the seven races, swords wet in the seven bloodstains. The owner of it is said to be cursed to the last generation"

Curse......

Is it a curse when it comes to being attacked by a weird bear?

I don't think there is anything else.

Then I'll show you inside.

A great protégé pulls his sword out of his sheath in one breath.

Appear, black fillet.

It's just "wet" and it's black like wet.

By the way, here's the information on the Devil's Sword you can see in the mirror of truth.

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[Type]

Melee weapons

[Name]

Wet Ugly Demon Sword Heart of Blood

[Description]

Sucking the blood of a thousand warcraft, red-stained demon swords.

A sword that can be equipped with melee positions

Magic colour 'Wet Squid' adds protection for increased dodging rate

Demon Sword specific skill 'Absorb' Curse added to target

Critical Rate Up Against Warcraft

[Magic characteristics]

Avoidance Rate Increase B

Absorption C

vs. Warcraft A

[Spirit protection]

None

[Owner]

Zillow Ayase

Non-transferable

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The Great Parent nailed his eyes to the Devil's Sword and drank Gokuri and his breath.

"What is this guy..."

"It's so black, right?"

"No... the colors are certainly amazing...". Is this what people can hit with their hands...? That knife was built outside of my imagination, too, but this guy is not the ratio.... I can't believe you don't even know what the material is... Besides, this enclosed demon ripple... "

A trembling voice reveals a large parent.

It's like being possessed by a demon sword.

To such a great parent, I said with a doya face.

"The black one seems to follow. Looks like your body was also red. Oh, by the way, it's a real demon sword."

The big parent looks up.

"Is it real...?... I guess so. The intrinsic magic is now an unprecedented density. No... this is no exaggeration to say that magic itself has become a sword. I'd have to... convince myself of this. I thought you were an unusual guest... but I didn't know Dana was such a swordsman as to be recognized by the Devil's Sword. You don't look strong at all, but people don't look..."

Large parent convinced by one. You don't look strong. It's too much.

Take a breath and hand over the Devil's Sword to the sheath.

"No, I was shown a good one. Surely this guy can't be used for detours. I can't strike a sword like this, but I'll strike the right one for everyday use.... No, let me hit it. It's a great honor for a blacksmith to strike a swordsman enough to be recognized by the Devil's Sword."

I was kind of suddenly admitted.

The owner of the Devil's Sword alone is treated as if he were a brave man.

Seriously, I just stumbled upon it.

Well, I don't have to tell you.

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The order was then prepared in full.

Don't you get drunk with that amount of booze, big parent who writes the order on thick paper while taking canteen measurements with a hand ruler.

Looks like you'll make the gear for this request properly.

No weapons, no protective equipment. Big Parent Himself.

The price also seems to study quite a bit.

Or do you think the big parents should pay the rent and materials because they are already retired?

I don't know if it's the Demon Sword effect, the Steel effect, or the Whiskey effect again, but it's a lot of good treatment.

You can call me lucky.

First Mr. Rebecca measured it.

Well, the big parents measure appropriately with a hand ruler, and all they have to do is look at the palm of their hand.

Anything, if you look at your hands, they know the power of that human being.

"Mm? Is this ring by the hands of Linden Robe?

When I saw Rebecca's hand, the great parent, who was roaring, "Mmm, a force not to look at...", glanced at the ring I gave her.

"Linden robe?

"I'm Eliche's mechanic. Sometimes I order work from home. He's got good arms, but he's a stubborn man. I'm sure I haven't had a jewelry job in a long time..."

Speaking of which, what a last name Linden Robe was, Mr. Bill.

Bill Lindenrobe, Eliche's craftsman.

This is Mr. Milk Pearl's husband, the mayor of Eliche.

I knew him from the beginning and asked him to make a ring to present to Mr. Rebecca on that edge. Bring in embedded gems (garnets).

No, it's just great to see the creator just by looking at the ring. Is that what craftsmen are for?

The sword I'm going to make this time, I think I'll ask Mr. Bill to work it in.

Rebecca's order that the sword "I prefer not to weigh a bit" led her to strike a double-edged straight sword with a heavy feel. Well, Mr. Rebecca has a long history of mercenaries, and I guess his tastes are clear.

The next thing I know, Marina has it looked at.

Marina's armor was still usable except for the torso part, so it was only to be played there.

The next time you decide on the shape of your sword, have a look at Halvard.

"Oh, this is another unusual color axe spear, too."

"Lord, where did you get it!

Harvard in Marina is a "purple" color.

It would be better to say "Kashimuraki," but in short, it's dark purple.

Like my sword is black, the items in this world sometimes come in special colors and are given some special effects.

The grant effect attached to Harvard in Marina is' doom '.

I haven't been able to verify what the effect is...

In that sense, Marina's axe spear may also be described as a weapon that is difficult to use with ease.

"Hmm. Sounds like a pretty good product too. Not as good as the Devil's Sword just now, but magic is also inherent. You sound so rich, you guys."

Apparently, these attribute-granted weapons are usually traded at a fairly high price.

I normally got it cheap at an antique tool store, but you were digging it out.

I mean, I'm not sure about the sword, so I decided to have something of the same direction as mine struck.

Deanna is next.

"You're not Master Elf!

He wasn't aware because he was wearing a hood.

When it comes to Dwarves, there was an image of an elf and an unfamiliar species, but there's no way that they normally respect each other.

The sword calmed down with the story of creating an elaborate fine sword of decoration.

After all, when it comes to elves, fine swords.

I'm the kind of man who keeps promises like that! (He also said he was simply unwilling to let Heckley Deanna have a heavy sword. Magic personnel.)

The protective equipment is also likely to be overly decorative in direction. The great parent is a man who understands the story.

There is too much understanding of hobby gear.

Elepi.

"... Regards"

Still feel downer and keep your head down.

There should be booze in there too, but I don't feel much of a change. Outreach, maybe it's all of us.

Speaking of which, both Mr. Rebecca and Marina were strong.

Sometimes knight craftsmen have strong booze......

"Oh, this kid's will be a one-handed sword as the main weapon, so I want you to focus on practicality."

Only Elepi is not a portable one-handed sword, but a main-armed one.

It is a brave style of one-handed sword and shield.

For some reason, it's the only member with a lot of attack specializations.

Elepi wants it to be a steady force of war.

Anyway, you're a child. I can't even let you get hurt.

So.

He calmed down in the form of striking something a little boneless, also considering the possibility of fighting monsters and warcraft.

Well, the elepi has just begun.

It would be fine in such a way as to train to match the sword.

The shield is also light and strong.

They make a good combination of Mithril, Warcraft leather, steel and wood.

Etowa.

"Can you make it for me, too?

Well, you're part of the Knights. I'm not going off the hook.

"I'm wondering if this kid's would like the shape of two short knives. What do you think?

"Right. The Canaans are weak. Fighting by hand seems good."

So then.

Last me.

"... mmm. As far as my hands are concerned, I don't think I'm such a user."

"Well... I'm a genius... Oh, not much power, and good practicality, but make it look cool and light and one-edged."

Copy that.

- So they all looked at it and ordered more protective equipment.

I'm waiting for a quote now.

Well, they say the big parents hit me with a hobby about half the time, so it won't be that much.

I was thinking about getting a sword for the crew that would increase sooner or later, but apparently I stopped because it was something I would hit in person.

Hey, for now, I could serve my original purpose.

Looking forward to seeing what it will be like.

I feel like I'm forgetting something.

"Oh, yeah. I remember."

I took Sabinagi-2 out of the inventory.

When they saw me at Eliche's blacksmith, they said, "I can't rust you so much," but it's something I thought Dwarf would do.

Severely rusty, give the sword to the greater parent that is unlikely to be repaired at all.

Through the level that it's already rusty, it's like a piece of rust iron.

"I left the soil on the back mountain," I feel.

I have an appraisal ability called the "Mirror of Truth".

That's why I can see how even such a sword can be repaired if it's so rusty, but normally when I think about it, it's a level of "throw this stuff away".

Well, if you can't, you can't. But it's something I got for free, so it's not a problem at all.

By the way, in the mirror of truth, this is how it is labeled.

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[Type]

Melee weapons

[Name]

Sabinagi-2

[Description]

a fiercely rusty sword

What the truth looks like is a famous sword or a wasted sword.

[Magic characteristics]

[Spirit protection]

[Owner]

Zillow Ayase

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You're obviously suspicious.

The big parent received a rusty rusty sword, flipped it over, looked at the bend and checked it all out, then turned to me.

"... he's out of my hands."

Oh, I knew I couldn't do it.

No matter how smart you say you are, there are limits.

"... no, don't get me wrong. I don't care if it's normal rust, but this guy's not normal rust. The demons are stained. Exactly, when this happens, it's not the blacksmith's area."

"Is the demon stained..."

I don't know how you see it in Dwarf's eyes, but it doesn't seem to be normal rust. You mean just "-2"? That's not a glimmer.

"You mean you can't?

It doesn't matter if you can't.

If I could take the rust, I'd be a great sword! It would be a lie to say that I didn't expect a fantastic promise that...

"No...... Demons have demons... There's nothing I can do about it... but it'll cost you a little money. We need demon crystals."

"The demonic crystal?

You can afford the money, so you'll be fine, but you haven't brought the Demon Crystal.

I have a small one and a big one when I get back to the mansion.

"If you know him, you can probably fix this guy. But what do we do? I have to buy some magic crystals, so it's gonna be a lot of money."

How much does a demon crystal cost? It should vary depending on the size......

But well, okay. Romance priority.

"If you can fix it, you want to fix it. Don't you know a blacksmith? What kind of crystal do you use?

I don't even have the atmosphere of asking a trainer.

Machine the demon crystal into a grinding wheel and grind it to fix it! That doesn't seem to be the case...

"... it's not so much a secret, but there's a demon clan I know. The magic of the devil tribe might bring this sword back to life. It is the exclusive patent of the race that demons and tricks."

Demons! Speaking of which, you've heard that before.

I wonder if she has green skin and lays eggs from her mouth. That's scary.

Sure, it serves clothes and swords, and it could be a tea rhino enough to make a rusty sword a matomo.

Well, the Demon Clan means that magic can be used.

Oh, finally, do you see my magician's vocation in the eyes of the sun? I wonder if you can teach me magic.

"What kind of person are you? I'd like to see you once, if you like."

"To the Demons!? That's unusual."

I wonder if it's changing.

Is the Demon Nation a bit of a scary species after all?

"No...... It's not even a yabsaka to introduce you... There's a little bit of a situation. Is Dana a follower of the devout Great Spirit? No, you're enslaving Master Elf, Rokudenasi."

Rokudenasi or something...... Absolutely right.

"Locudenasi, right? The spirits are always cursing me."

"Right. Then... okay. But it's just Dana. Still, if you don't mind, I'll see you."

"Hmm. Is there a wax?"

…………

Well, it doesn't really matter if it's wacky or not.

Because of this, let's make it fit.

I want to take care of meeting you on your trip.

That's why I was to go to the Demons to show them the sarcastic sword.

Apparently, the Demons live about a half hour walk from this workshop.

It's an outdoor neighborhood.