Nido Tensei Shita Shounen wa S Rank Boukensha Toshite Heion ni Sugosu ~ Zense ga Kenja de Eiyūdatta Boku wa Raisede wa Jimi ni Ikiru ~
Episode 148: New Year's Eve Cooking
"" "" "" Happy New Year!
New Year's greetings take place in a room warmed by a fireplace.
24/7 adventurers were also relaxing at the beginning of the year.
... Well, I simply can't take the request because the Adventurer Alliance is off.
That's why we spent the whole beginning of the year.
"Hang on. We had a lot going on last year."
When Gyro, who is relaxing on the couch, squeaks, everyone nods to agree with it.
"Right. We just became adventurers last year, and we're already C-ranked."
"Big feat!
"Honestly, it's a hell of a speeding spree, isn't it?"
"I haven't been in B-rank for a while either, but that's the A-rank thing, hey..."
"" "" That and this... ""
And that's where everyone's gazing at me.
"Thanks to you for meeting my brother."
"Thanks to Mr. Rex."
"Thanks to you for meeting Rex."
"It's so big to see Rex."
"Thanks to Mr. Rex for training me."
Everyone uttered my name in a different tone.
"That's not true. This is only if everyone has the strength. I just pushed that back a little bit."
"I was trained to feel pushed from the top of a cliff."
"I'm sorry about that training."
"I think it's normal training."
"" "" "No, it was never normal" ""
I don't think so.
And that was the time.
There's a goofy loud noise in the living room.
"Uh, you're hungry"
It was the sound of your stomach that rang.
Let's make it breakfast.
"I'm sure Mr. Rex prepared some Oriental food this year."
"Yeah, it's a dish I'm gonna tell you about."
"You've never heard of cooking."
"It's a dish taught by people from the East. It's a sun-drenched dish that was designed to make it easier for your mothers in the New Year."
"Heh, that's good. Hey Mr. Rex, your mother's feeling better, and I'd like to teach everyone in the village that dish..."
"Oh, that's good. Then why don't we go to Mr. Liliera's village after breakfast?"
"You said, let's eat your brother's dishes!
Gyro, run for the dining room if you can't wait.
"Early in the New Year, that idiot won't blame me."
I couldn't wait to jump, Gyro. Mr. Mina shoutes up at you.
"Hey, what the heck!?"
It was then. I heard you screaming from the dining room. [M]
"What's wrong, Mr. Gyro?
When we walked into the dining room, there was this stunned Gyro of yours.
"... oh my god brother"
Gyro points to the dining room table as you shudder with a mess.
There was no such thing as being prepared for everyone to eat.
"Oh, my God, you're missing me. Whoa!
"" "" "Eh!?" ""
Such an idiot!?
This Mansion is equipped with a magic item that activates the anti-intruder junction magic!?
But as if to laugh at my inner impatience, those prepared on the table were devoured with misery.
"Terrible...... who the hell?
"Oh, my goodness..."
It was then, something moved in the corner of the kitchen.
"There's something here."
"Who!? Lightball!
Mina immediately activates the magic of the lights to illuminate the corners of the room.
"Mogcu?"
"Mo, mohmov!?"
There was a Moffmoff looking satisfied and relaxing with his mouth full.
"Gefcuuuuu"
Moffmoff spits out the bones that he can't eat anymore.
"" "" "" "" mohoo mohoo "" "" "
"Cu?"
Moffmoff looks at this one like it's going to be a hundred million bucks...... and stops moving perfectly.
"Cu, cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Moffmoff, aware of our presence, hastens to say that he has been found.
"Moffmoff, maybe you ate rice balls?
"Cum, cum, cum, cum!
Moffmoff didn't, he stared at me with a sparkling look that it wasn't me, but none of it was convincing because of the eating cuss on his mouth.
"Oh, we are..."
"Don't forgive me..."
"Exactly. This needs to be treated."
"Seeing this kind of thing, it's a little hard to stand up for a fool."
"You deserve it. Sometimes it's better to be tough."
Gyro, I hear you're unwilling to forgive Moffmoff for messing with us.
"Let me take care of you. Wow!
Gyro, you activate the physical enhancement magic and beat the shit out of Moffmoff.
"Gyuuu!"
In contrast, Mohmov also uses physical enhancement magic to intercept.
"Yikes!? You're not starting here!
"Cover"
Mr. Mina complains to you, Gyro, who have begun to fight in the dining room, and Mr. Megri boards your support with the anger of being eaten.
"Uh, what do we do with this situation?
"I was wondering if we could clear the table for now?
"Yes, no, it's not the other way around!? If they go wild with the physical enhancement magic taught by Mr. Rex, the house will be worn out!?"
Mr. Norb is blue-faced and wolfish in your big fight, Gyro.
"This house belongs to Mr. Rex, and we live here, so if we break it, we have to pay for it!?"
"You have a place to be."
"Oh, then don't worry about it. Look, Gyro, look at the wall in the room where you got slammed."
"Wall?"
When everyone looks at the wall, is that it? be the face to say.
"There's a scratch... not attached?
"You got slapped so hard?
"The mansion has protective magic to prevent degradation. It's okay to get a little violent."
"I don't think that's a bit sober..."
"I'm also doing some protective magic on the dishes, so you can accidentally drop them."
"There's a C-class adventurer over there who can't even break the dishes."
"Megli, I'm sorry I didn't say that."
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"Nevertheless, I wonder what this is all about"
Gyro, your quarrel has come to a halt, and everyone stares at a scattered table.
"I've already used up my ingredients."
"The boulders won't be selling busy ingredients on the first day of the year."
"Does that mean I'm going to cook him?
"Cuh!?"
Gyro, I'm turning to your suggestion that Moffmoff is serious!?
But it's true that there are no ingredients.
"Then I wonder if I will use the array"
"Huh? You got something?
"Yeah, it's a fancy ingredient for a banquet I saved for when something happened."
"Fine ingredients!? That's what happened!?"
"Is it okay with the ingredients you've been serving for so long?
"You don't have to worry about that. The time for ingredients has stopped because the magic bags are subspace. So whenever you take it, the ingredients are fresh."
"Time is stopping!?"
"I said something terrific..."
"Then we'll use this ingredient to re-cook the dish."
I decided to re-cook. I'm heading to the kitchen.
"Oh, I can help you."
"I'll help, too!
Liliera and the others rush to offer to help us cook.
"Thank you. But there are ingredients that need to be detoxified, so please wait."
"Huh?"
"Detoxification?"
"To cook?
"Why?"
Why does everyone lean their necks?
'Cause this is demonic meat ingredient.'
I line the kitchen table with ingredients. [M]
"Hellblad bear meat is so poisonous to the blood that after draining the blood we dip the meat in a detoxification potion dipped in all kinds of herbs and vanilla"
"" "" "Violent!?" ""
"Plus Hellblad Bear's blood will be a good quality source, so we'll do the detoxification cooking in parallel without setting aside time"
Next I take down the giant crab leg. [M]
"The slip printer miso is a fierce poison that kills 10,000 people with a spoon, but if you detoxify this too, it will be an excellent crab pan. Of course you are! If you don't detoxify it, it's poisonous."
"" "" Yeah, I could have predicted "" "
"More Scarlett Harpima Tango, living in the Valley of Poison, has an excellent sense of emancipation and refreshing taste that flies through the sky after a sip..."
"" "" "Poison Mushroom" ""
"Yes, you're right! If you dip this in an elixir, the poison will fall out, and the medicine will stain inside, leaving your teeth shaky!
"I wonder why it's a poisonous ingredient..."
"For a long time there has been a good market for grotesque and poisonous products. The gastronomers who have eaten up gastronomy from all over the world are roaring delicacies!
"Isn't that just what you're roaring about in pain of poison!?"
"It's okay! The history of detoxification magic has been developed to develop new poisonous ingredients!
"" "" "A history of detoxifying magic with terrible food!?" ""
"All right, done!
Finally, an antidote dish using fine demonic ingredients is completed.
"Oh, it's done..."
I will divide the finished antidote dishes into small plates for everyone.
"Come on, eat up."
……
"Cuckoon!"
Mohmov sticks his face in a small plate placed in front of him with great joy.
"Cuoon!"
Apparently, the demon pot was a favorite of Moffmoff's.
"Come on, let's eat, too"
I carry into my mouth a dish that is different from my own. [M]
"... yeah, that tastes good"
Good. I thought you failed because no one else would try to eat it but Moffmoff, but you have a proper stain of flavor.
"Seriously..."
"This is... um, but... um... fiercely poisonous"
"It's an ingredient prepared by Rex... and it's very poisonous..."
"Some people in the world even have trouble with daily food...... it's fiercely poisonous"
"Normally scary"
Um, I don't think poisonous ingredients are anything else unusual in themselves.
"Huh! I can't help it if I don't! That's the dish my brother cooked for me! I'll eat!
And that's where Gyro put the dish in his mouth with the temper.
"Gyro you!?"
"Seriously!?"
"What's the taste?!?"
"Uh, do you want to prepare detoxification magic?
Mr. Norb, what don't you care terribly about?
"..."
"" "" Huh?
Gyro, you stand shuddering with a pull.
"Yum yum yum! What the hell?"
"" "" Yeahhh!? ""
"Really!? Did they really eat it!?"
"Are you okay? My stomach doesn't hurt!?"
"What's the specific taste?
"It's not like you're hallucinating by poison, is it?
Mr. Norb's been spicy for a while now, but is it also some nasty memory of poisonous cooking?
"Awesome! Every ingredient tastes great! The flavor is stained and the teeth are great! I've never had such delicious food!
"Oh so!?"
"This is all I've been told. I'll have to try it..."
"Gyro, the fact that you have eaten safely means that these demonic ingredients can be eaten truly safely... Kuh, but there is no way to make the dishes offered as those who serve God unobstructed!
"" "" Yikes!! ""
Bring the food to your mouth like everyone else has decided.
"" ""...... Huh!? ""
"What do you say?"
"" "" … delicious ""
"I'm not sure what this is, but it's delicious! It's poisonous!
"None of this is incredibly delicious! I can't believe there was such a delicious thing in the world! Very poisonous, though!
"Delicious, super delicious. It's delicious even though it's fiercely poisonous."
"Hey, what do you mean! Delicate and far-reaching taste that stains this tongue! Exquisite teeth that are never stiff while feeling prickly and elastic if you bite them! Ah, this poisonous blood sauce is great too! I can assure you that it is no less than the full course of a luxury kiosk! Violent, though!
Good. Sounds like you've all accepted it.
I knew something delicious would make everyone happy.
"" "" But I'm not convinced!
Is that it? You all told me it was delicious!?