Ning An's Wild Wish System

Holy shit!

Hearing that "click" sound, the viewers who were just here for drama suddenly broke into a cold sweat.

"No, guys, did I just mishear that sound?"

"That sound, no mistake, it’s a gun! Definitely a gun!"

"Earlier when the axe and hammer fell, I only thought he was trying to break in. Even when spoons fell, I just thought he was like Hannibal. But guns are a no-go!"

"..."

Even Ning An, upon hearing this sound, felt his heart sink instantly.

If it were anything else, Ning An could have just watched from the sidelines.

But with the appearance of the Balancer of All Things, Ning An couldn’t stay indifferent.

Ning An typed rapidly:

"Turn up the volume on your phone to the max and then place it on the ground."

"After placing it down, cover your ears immediately and watch the screen. Move only when I tell you to, understood?"

Sister Awakening, with tearful eyes, nodded.

Ning An then informed the live stream viewers to do the same.

Most viewers, though bewildered, didn’t know what this was for, but obediently covered their ears.

Once Sister Awakening turned up the volume and covered her ears, Ning An exhaled and began chanting in a strong, clear voice:

"The sun rises in the east, darkness surges!"

"A thousand, ten thousand people, eyes shrouded in error!"

"..."

"I command: By the decree of the Three Mountains and Nine Lords — Freeze!"

As the last syllable dropped, all sounds from outside the door vanished.

Replaced by sheer silence.

While Sister Awakening was in agony, she saw Ning An’s gestures and quickly asked:

"Little Daoist, what should I do now? I’m still young, I don’t want to die, please save me."

Ning An spoke rapidly: "I’m already saving you. Your stepfather has been immobilized by me. You have only one minute to escape."

Sister Awakening’s eyes widened, her voice trembling: "Little Daoist, is this true? You’re not colluding with my stepfather to trick me, are you?"

"Believe it or not."

Ning An rolled his eyes and snorted.

What he had just chanted was a magic from the Daoist family — the Immobilization Spell!

This wasn’t exactly a unique skill, most Daoists knew these two lines.

The only difference was that this spell required a certain level of cultivation to cast.

At the current stage in Dragon Country, Ning An was the only one capable of casting this spell.

Some people just have a hard time accepting the truth!

Initially anxious, Sister Awakening saw Ning An’s reaction and felt reassured, gritting her teeth and making a decision.

"Thank you, Brother Cult Leader. If there’s a next life, I’ll return to the temple to fulfill my promise!"

After saying this, Sister Awakening violently swung open the door.

Indeed!

Sister Awakening’s stepfather stood motionless, holding a gun, fiercely staring at the bathroom.

Without hesitation, Sister Awakening sprinted out and dashed through the living room.

With the roar of an engine, Ning An disconnected the call.

After all, he had already done what needed doing, and even more than he ought to!

If she couldn’t survive, then that would simply be fate.

As soon as the call ended, the live stream was flooded with comments.

"No, Brother Cult Leader, what was that magic you were chanting?"

"Yeah, it was so damn cool! Making them unable to move, I want to learn it too!"

"You want to learn it too? What’s the use of that? Dragon Country laws are strict, you... huh? Your IP shows you’re in Sakura?"

"Alright, other users should abandon such thoughts. Only this user might be able to try it. Whether it works or not, at least they won’t face legal repercussions."

"..."

Some comments sneered at Ning An for saving Sister Awakening.

"No, Brother Cult Leader, why did you save her? Whether she lives or dies, what does it have to do with you?"

"Exactly, her fate was meant to include this calamity, you’ve disrupted her destiny!"

"Unbelievable! Now Sister Awakening survives, and who knows which young man might benefit later, geez."

"I think Sister Awakening has repented. She said if there’s a chance, she’ll keep her promise in the next life. I think that’s great. It’s a deal. She can’t back out this life."

"..."

Seeing these comments, Ning An said nothing and just sipped his tea.

But upon seeing a particular comment, Ning An was stunned.

"No one told me that if I didn’t cover my ears, I’d be immobilized!"

"I was blasting fireworks in a cesspit when I heard Brother Cult Leader say to turn the volume down. But right then, I was lighting fireworks!"

"Just as I threw the fireworks out, but before I could run, I was immobilized on the spot!"

"Covered in shit, who knows how old it is, do you understand?! Do you get it?!"

Without needing to see him, just from these lines, the imagery was vivid.

Even Ning An wasn’t spared; the viewers burst into laughter.

"I’m dying of laughter, ancient shit, hahahaha, hilarious."

"If a village outhouse is deep enough, it’s true, who knows how many years the shit’s been there."

"Yeah, even the best septic tanker wouldn’t clean it all. If you’re lucky and your outhouse is ancient, you might have a close encounter with your great-great-grandfather’s stuff."

"Can’t stop laughing, that ’close encounter’ is totally unnecessary, hahahaha."

"..."

Meanwhile, in another streaming room:

"Yo, Brother Qiang, prepping bait? Looks like you’re planning another fishing trip."

"Brother Qiang, maybe let it go. The guys love watching you fish, but it’s been over half a month since you’ve spent time with the missus. Aren’t you afraid she’ll get mad?"