“What were you doing more than that?”

Huh?

I caught a glimpse of Jerry on the desk he was facing.

There is some kind of document, with letters and numbers written neatly.

When she heard me, she looked at Jerry and looked embarrassed.

"Um... this is my master's p * ssy."

Am I imitating you?

I'm tormenting those who ate meat and putting them in the army to eat and eat.

Huh.

And to help the hopefuls hire prostitutes, or to recruit the widows of those killed in battle.

Why do you do that?

I wrapped my tongue around my heart.

I imagined the reason might be, but I dared to ask Jerry a question.

"I was, too, but if I could eat and have a belt, I wouldn't feel weird anymore." People like us used to dye their hands on the [no need for the original] business, they usually do it with nothing to eat or protect, and nothing to lose. "

"That's why I gave you a job, and I gave you a family."

I nodded tinyly.

It was the reason I imagined it.

And now I know that, and I can put it into action.

"Yes, my lord, it's very interesting."

Huh? What?

Unlike before, it was a completely unimaginable cutout.

"I'm brokering a remarriage for the widow, but this is both very welcome."

"Huh? Why is that?"

Both of them aroused interest.

"First of all, the widows of those killed in battle are women who have received a small sum of money called compensation from their former husbands."

"Hmm, that's right. The Empire is a warrior's country, and the survivors of those scattered on the battlefield are properly compensated."

"When that happens, it will occupy the flavor." I was hoping my next husband wouldn't be on the battlefield again. "

"Hahaha, I see, I can't get up here. It's the voice from the scene."

I looked up at the ceiling and laughed.

This vivid story never comes up to the emperor.

The only thing that came up to the Emperor was mostly a gorgeous and pleasantly decorated thing.

That's why the emperors of each dynasty often go out with impunity if they have a heart, and I'm walking alone imitating it.

This story was unknown to me in my previous life, and I would never hear it as long as I was in the Imperial City.

I was just listening to Jerry's story, and I was wondering if he'd come by himself this time.

After laughing alone, I tell Jerry.

And he said, "Well, you know, the widow has the money."

Your insight is incredible, my lord. That's exactly what it is.

Jerry said with an impressed look.

"That's better for a woman with money than a poor woman." Especially since the people I intervene with were the ones who ate until just before. "

I see. Let's do it.

"No..."

Jerry was looking shiny without a good look on his face.

"I understand that, but what were you worried about?" She had a pretty difficult face, though. "

"Oh! Yes, it was. Well, of course, most people want me and my wife to be quiet, but I just need some people like me to come out. Here, my lord, if you return to me one out of every 1,000 people, you'll be in the black."

Hmmm.

I was a little impressed.

Just then, Jerry was impressed that he was going to do it quickly.

"So, I've been looking at the aggregate of the battle results, but until now I've been counting the battle results with my neck, but it's heavy, so I don't have time to drop it in the middle of the fight, and if I try to take it after I'm done, I'll have a lot of things to do with me, too."

"Oh, my God, that's not true."

"Huh? That kind of thing... no, it's very troublesome."

It's not your neck, it's your ears, right?

"... ears?"

That's right, you can prune your ears quickly, right?

"... oh!"

Jerry clapped his hand in admiration.

"I see, the ears!" Wow, my lord, I didn't know why! "

"I mean, just one nose is fine, but it's hard to sharpen."

"Of course! When I used to do that business (,,,), I dropped my ears to threaten you, so it's easy to cut off my ears."

"Haha, you've got the approval of experienced people." I don't know if I've ever experienced it before, but I think it might be okay to let them have a tool that's specifically designed to cut their ears. "

Just to sharpen your ears?

"There's only a tool for peeling the river of fruit, right?" Just make it as small and easy to use as it is and create something that you can put around your waist. "

"Awesome! What a master!" That's it, let the craftsman make it right away! "

Despite the fact that I was in front of her, Jerry walked up to the entrance of the room and turned to the hallway and said, "Whoa!" I heard a voice that made people feel better.

I heard footsteps immediately and gave instructions to the man who looked like a subordinate.

I watched it with a smile on my face.

It feels so good to see a man who can move instantly.

Of course, it is better to have more contemplation, but the tools for cutting the ears are definitely better for instant discernment because it is at the stage of sandwiching the prototype.

When he heard Jerry's command, a young official who looked like Jerry was over his shoulder, he looked like, "Is it again?"

It's not hard to imagine Jerry swinging around all the time.

After a while, Jerry's orders or accusations came to an end, and the young men left, and Jerry's confidence returned to me.

"I'm sorry to keep you waiting, my lord."

"I don't care. Are you sure you want to do this?"

"Oh no, if I can't, I'll kick his ass and let another guy do it."

I see.

I giggled and said, "I can't get it off my chest."

Huh? What is that?

I saw Jerry's hand.

There was a four-fold piece of paper in his hand that came back.

"Oh, is this it?" It's a report crowned by a son of a bitch. "

"Huh? What kind of report?"

"Damn it, my wife is dead." So, let's imitate the Emperor of the Empire and build a tomb... it seems like he's got about 300 people in the tomb with him. "

Martyrdom.

"Yeah, that's it."

Jerry walked out, pointing at me.

I think you're pretending not to know, even though you know about martyrdom.

"Martyrdom is an old-fashioned thing. However, I see that the influence of the emperor's nickname is still here."

Huh? That's what the master did?

"Yeah.... so it's easy to hit."

Oscar did not say exactly what the measures were.

Instead, Jerry gazed at me with moving, glittering eyes as he excused himself to make his own name for the cause.

As expected, my lord, if you think that this son of a bitch is growing strangely, it was his fault.

Growth, right?

I thought Oscar would be furious with the news of this "martyrdom."

Imperial law stipulates that only the Emperor or Empress shall be martyred to the mausoleum.

It is the same as claiming indirectly that he is the Emperor if he confines the martyr to his wife's grave.

Oscar is the most unforgivable thing.

More and more during this parental expedition, I was secretly relieved that the rear was safe.

Then I'd like to try it out.

"What do you mean... what do you want to call me?"

"Even though I just nicknamed the emperor, I'm still doing things like the emperor." If you tell me (,,) well, I'll do my best. "

"Wow! That's a good idea, my lord."

"... Jerry"

Hah!

After a moment's thought, he called Jerry by his name, and he stretched his spine with his heels aligned.

I think you're tricking the locals.

It's an easy victory.

If so, let me dedicate it because I found his [Meteorite with Natural Name].

I remembered one of the sesame seeds in the History Book that I had once given to the helpless Emperor.

The meteorite that fell in the mountains or fields was engraved with the name of the emperor at some point, and this must have been because the emperor was blessed by God - and said that he was given the gold and silver treasure of the mountain.

It's impossible to think calmly that the name is engraved on the meteorite, but nevertheless, the emperor who believed in it well had enough time in history to enumerate it.

"It's amazing, Master." I'll let you do it right away! "

Jerry flew up to the entrance of the room with his big crotch again and called in his men.

If a fake meteorite makes the inside of the bandit rattles, it won't hurt if it doesn't.

I thought it wouldn't hurt.