Chapter 156: What’s the plan!!
"It’s just the two of us down here, gym girl... Nobody else is watching... So..."
Sera’s eyes went wider than saucers.
She instantly wrapped her own arms tightly around her body.
Her entire athletic frame trembling in a high-voltage mix of embarrassment and hidden, simmering electricity.
"N-No!"
She squeaked, shaking her head so fast her ponytail whipped back and forth.
"No, no, no!"
Kaizen let out a booming, villainous laugh that echoed down the dark, ancient corridor.
"Shall I test the upper quad density right now?!"
He declared, raising his calloused hands like clawed monster paws.
"NOOOOO!"
Sera didn’t even think.
Her competitive pride completely shattered into comedic panic.
She spun on her heel and sprinted down the dark tunnel as fast as her sculpted legs could carry her.
Kaizen immediately broke into an aggressive, unhinged pervert sprint right behind her, his arms reaching out dramatically into the air.
"STOP RIGHT THERE, BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!"
Kaizen roared down the cavern, his voice filled with terrifying, Shakespearean passion.
"HALT AND ALLOW ME TO QUENCH THE RAVAGING HUNGER OF MY LOWER BODY!"
"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU ABSOLUTE DEMON!"
Sera screamed back over her shoulder.
Her voice pitching into dramatic theatrical horror as she leaped over a fallen stone pillar.
"MY ATHLETIC VIRTUE WILL NOT FALL TO A RANK-F DEGENERATE!"
"RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, GYM GIRL!"
Kaizen shouted back, his eyes gleefully tracking her bouncing ponytail.
"THE LAWS OF DENSITY DEMAND A SECOND INSPECTION!"
"NEVER! I WOULD RATHER FIGHT THE CORRUPTED MONK WITH MY BARE HANDS THAN LET YOUR HANDS NEAR MY LEGGINGS AGAIN!"
Kaizen suddenly skidded to a halt in the middle of the dark corridor.
[Ding!]
[5 Level Up Points!]
[Ding!]
[5 Level Up Points!]
[Ding!]
[5 Level Up Points!]
A series of translucent notifications flashed rapid-fire in front of his eyes.
Kaizen blinked.
"Huh?"
He looked back down the dark passage behind them.
Then his lips curled into a broad, lawless smirk.
’Good, good... The frontlines are working overtime for me.’
...
Meanwhile, on the complete opposite side of the dungeon...
Absolute, horrific slaughter was taking place.
"NOOOOO! SERA-CHAN IS ALONE IN THE DARK!"
Leo screamed at the top of his lungs.
His face twisted in pure, desperate hero-panic.
He stomped forward like a wild bull.
His hands flashing in violent, blinding arcs as he mercilessly slaughtered every single creature in sight.
SLASH! BAM! CRASH!
Goblins were being chopped, smashed, and obliterated into green paste left and right.
"FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME, SHE IS NOT ALONE! SHE IS WITH KAIZEN-KUN!"
Hina shrieked back, her pristine face twitching with sheer irritation as she unleashed sharp blades of wind magic, slicing through a swarm of incoming monsters.
"BUT THAT IS THE EXACT EQUIVALENT OF BEING ALONE!"
Leo wailed, hacking a goblin commander in half with one hand.
"HE IS JUST AN F-RANK TRASH! HE CAN’T PROTECT HER!"
Hina opened her mouth to snap back, then closed it.
She wanted to correct him so badly.
Not about the F-rank part... but about the "alone" part.
Alone? Sera? With Kaizen?
Hina’s eyes narrowed as she cast a helpless, almost pitying glance toward the frantic, oblivious boy beside her.
’You absolute fool... that stupid fucker wouldn’t leave a girl alone if his life depended on it. Especially a thick one...’
She almost felt bad for Leo. Almost.
’He literally grovelled and groped her bare glutes with her silent permission right under your stupid nose, and you’re out here crying about her safety...’
Hina let out a tiny, elegant sigh, a sweet, devious smile slowly taking root on her lips as her Ghost Eyes hummed softly.
Everything she had engineered was falling into place perfectly.
Kaizen was keeping the gym slut completely occupied.
And Leo was spending all his energy slaughtering monsters for her passive experience.
’Yes... run around, Leo-kun.’
Hina thought triumphantly, her chest swelling with wicked joy.
’Keep clearing the path while Kaizen puts that bimbo permanently out of the race!’
Hina almost felt a sudden, tiny pang of guilt.
Like she was the irredeemable villain of an urban fantasy novel.
’I-I’m really not that bad of a person... right?’
She questioned herself inwardly, her cheeks warming up just a fraction.
Here she was, actively wishing for another girl to get absolutely laid, thoroughly conquered, and dismantled by an unhinged pervert’s absolute monster-tier weapon...
All just to make sure that girl never tried to steal her target again.
Well... to be completely honest with herself... it wasn’t like Hina had any genuine interest left in Leo anyway.
Sure, he was technically her "boyfriend" on paper.
The golden prodigy.
The heroic hero-in-training everyone praised.
But she had lost every last drop of love she once held for him.
And surprisingly... it wasn’t even because of Kaizen’s cheap tricks, his shameless street charm, or... or his absurdly oversized, terrifyingly lethal weapon.
No.
That trash-faced Kaizen had simply forced her to open her eyes.
He had made her realize what a complete, naive fool she had been all these years.
She had been "in love" with a guy who had never truly looked at her.
How had she not seen it earlier?
Leo’s eyes had always strayed toward that thick, athletic gym slut.
Every time Sera laughed, every time Sera fell, every time Sera did literally anything...
Leo was right there, breathless and eager.
Hina’s eyes narrowed into a cold, smug glint as she watched Leo slash mindlessly at a goblin’s corpse.
Maybe that was the real reason she felt so twistedly, beautifully happy right now.
That stupid gym slut was about to get her entire world rocked so hard she’d forget Leo ever existed.
’Yes... I’m not evil at all. I’m practically doing a public service.’
Hina convinced herself, nodding with supreme, aristocratic justification.
’Because let’s be real... once that girl gets a single taste of Kaizen’s absolute ruinous tier of manhood?’
’It is officially over for this poor boy.’
Hina shook her head, letting out a soft, melodramatic sigh as Leo let out another heroic battle cry in the dark cave.
’Poor, clueless Leo-kun... you’re fighting for a girl whose leggings are already on borrowed time.’
...
Meanwhile, back in the endless darkness of the side passage...
"There’s something... there’s something I have to warn you about."
His voice was sudden, low, and completely, uncharacteristically serious.
He stopped walking.
He just stood there, motionless, in the pitch-black corridor, looking down at the ancient stone floor.
Sera skidded to a stop right behind him.
Her jaw practically hit the floor. She was genuinely, utterly surprised.
’W-What?! He can stand still?!’
Her brain yelled in confusion.
This guy could actually stand still for more than three seconds without being a fidgety, ADHD-riddled squirrel high on espresso?!
This might be the biggest dungeon anomaly she had encountered yet!
"What... What is it?"
She asked, her voice dipping into cautious curiosity.
"Well... it’s just that Leo-kun plans to..."
Kaizen hesitated, looking conflicted.
He waved a dismissive, casual hand.
"Nah... never mind. Let’s just drop it."
He turned and continued walking forward deeper into the gloom.
But Sera was already completely hooked.
What the hell was that?!
Drop what?!
What about Leo-kun?!
The alarm bells inside her head started ringing like crazy.
The last time this absolute lawless degenerate had talked about a "plan involving Leo-kun..."
It had been his elaborate, evil scheme during the academy dungeon exercise...
Which had resulted in Leo aggressively grabbing her ass cheeks for the first time!
’And I... I grabbed his... his big d that day too...’
Sera’s face instantly burned hot as she remembered wrapping her hand around Leo’s massive erection through his uniform pants.
She would never, ever forget the feeling of it.
A small, wicked smirk touched her lips as she walked behind Kaizen.
’Hmpp! This trash guy... He thinks he can just test everything on me and it means something?’
’But he’ll never be able to fully satisfy me!’
’Once I finally taste Leo-kun’s big d... that is going to be the absolute end!’
Sera had read somewhere on some shady online hunter forum that Big D always equals maximum pleasure.
It was practically science!
She was 100% sure this Rank-F trash guy had a small d.
Total peanut D.
Tiny.
Standard issue Rank-F equipment.
So she wasn’t worried.
He could try whatever he wanted, but he couldn’t replicate genetically blessed, hero-class acoustics, right?!
But she was not letting him off the hook until she heard this new plan!
’I am absolutely positive... Leo-kun is going to prove himself and become a true man today!’
She instinctively rubbed her thighs together, biting down on her lower lip as her heart pounded in anticipation.
She glared at the back of Kaizen’s head.
Though he might have a pitiful, small peanut D... she had to admit, the motherfucker definitely knew exactly how to unravel an athletic girl.
Her body still remembered every single one of his bare touches from earlier.
His broad hands on her glutes.
His fingers sawed right up into her tight g-string.
She was still feeling incredibly wet and hot down in her gym-girl core from everything he had done.
She quickly caught up to him with aggressive, athletic steps.
Before he could react, she reached out and violently grabbed the back of his shirt collar, yanking him backward.
"Tell me! NOW!"
She looked down and was instantly delighted to see his usual, unshakeable Rank-F confidence completely crumbling.
He looked genuinely rattled, his lawless grin vanishing.
’Yes... yes... fear me, you pervert!’
Sera thought triumphantly, her chest swelling.
’You toyed with me earlier, but this is the END of your games!’
"T-That..."
Kaizen stammered, looking away awkwardly, avoiding her furious, dominant glare.
"THAT WHAT?!"
Sera roared, yanking his collar harder.
"What is Leo-kun planning?!"