Ohanabatake no Maousama

"Why have you come back already? Did you watch out for his test very fast?" "Give me a drink! He's as strong as possible !!" Opening the door and entering the guild, he became the guild master. I ignored the call and ordered a stronger sake. She was quite frightened, crouching at the table as soon as she rolled into the room, and trembling with rattling if looked closely. It doesn't look extraordinary at all.

When the liquor came, he poured it into his mouth. Amber drops spill from the edges of the mouth, creating additional stains on slightly soiled clothing.

It's a pretty rude way of drinking and drinking, but no one points out that. Everyone could only watch in a distant winding as the man was approaching the spirit.

No, I'm more worried than that. What exactly made this veteran adventurer and psychologically hunted so far? The guildmaster sat down in the chair in front of him to ask why.

"--What happened? Elder in the right ear. Don't be afraid to fulfill your duty to report!" Then the man who was the examiner ... I answered.

"Oh, I saw a terrible thing. That is not a rank B rank A rank." How was that dull-looking newcomer so powerful? Ear-eye A surprising report gathers more people around you.

"Hey, it's a pleasure to join the guild with a strong man? What's so frightened?" While talking to Elder to comfort him, the guildmaster Gannad thought, In this situation, he turned his eyes to Sanatoria, who was laughing alone.

――Hey, don't you think you're doing anything that really touches the law? Okay, who cut short hairs like carrots, laughs and answers her eyes.

"No! No! He's ... he's ... it's certainly a skill ... but more ..." No way, he's a dark magician who gets it by contract with a demons. Do you have the cursed power of praying to the evil god?

Elder's eyes wide open, Elder, whispering and squeezing from the depths of hell, telling him of the worries of Gunnard. "... it's a pervert"

Now what did you say? Elder in the ears slammed the empty mug against the table as the surroundings were confused and unable to understand the meaning of the word. This time, he shouted out to deliver it to the end of the earth. "... He's a pervert of rank S !!"

At that moment, everyone's faces turned into haniwa. ――What is the metamorphosis of the S class !?

As the adventurer's guild calms down silently, suddenly Sanatria stomps and laughs, and everyone falls back on the sound of falling off her chair.

"Oh, do you want to know what happened? If you want to know that much, I'll tell you. And listen and regret it!"

He raised his mug and urged him to change, and Elder in the ears began to speak in a low, faint voice.

――I thought it was strange from the beginning. He walked to a ruined area west of the desert area, where he was supposed to go looking for a cat. As you know, cats that have been kept by humans do not live in such places because they rely on human remains.

Oh, this is disqualification. That was the point I thought. He suddenly paused in the ruined square, and saw magic that he had never seen before, perhaps using the magic of the earth to call a strange and huge flower.

At that moment, a terrible off-flavor spread around, and I suddenly tried to return and raised my voice. I ignored it. Yeah, fucking cheeky guy.

The next moment I thought so ... I came out. Recently there is a topic. A death scorpion that has beaten a number of adventurers around here!

What I did was poisoned by the strange and strange behavior of the newcomer, and I overlooked it completely. I've heard that this is where he's hiding.

If he finds it, he will surely die in my skill. But it's too far from here to call for help.

Should we abandon the newcomer and run away? To be honest, I didn't think so, but my pride kept me on the spot.

But sooner than I decided to do something, Death Scorpion stormed the rookie. Does a guy with a two-story building move like a monkey? No matter what you do, it doesn't help!

However, the rookie simply avoided the Death Scorpion blow. What's more, her face is even smiling.

And as he rushed through the storm-scoring scissors and Shippo's barrage, he ... stepped towards Death Scorpion and touched it.

With a nasty hand like rubbing even a woman's chest! Death Scorpion's side!!

"Yoshisha yoshasha, it's a good girl. It's cute. , Especially if you taste it! ''

He started stroking Death Scorpion's legs and back one after another. I didn't understand what he was doing at that point.

I don't understand the meaning of that mysterious shout called Yosha Yosha Yosha. But Death Scorpion was clearly disliked, and would have all stood up if hair had grown.

"Shar-ah-ah-ah-ah! Shh! Shh!" Death Scorpion kept a distance from him, making such a threatening noise. But then ... the Death Scorpion inadvertently caught his robe. Ah, the robe slipped out so quickly that I thought it was prepared as a story from the beginning.

And can you believe it? He was ... nothing wearing under the robe! In addition, he got naked and grabbed Death Scorpion without any hesitation. Imagine a naked ossan swaying towards the hated Death Scorpion while shaking the finest!

Haha, it's too late to regret having heard it. At least it's better than I was there. What if I could give a detailed description of the place? … Absolutely hate it? Well, that's right.

The game was already over. The Death Scorpion fled with all its might, at least for life, but he immediately cast a spell that suddenly spawned a large amount of vines off the ground and entangled the Death Scorpion. I can't even escape. The dreaded Death Scorpion no longer felt as dignified as a rank A monster.

The pathetic Death Scorpion begged for mercy while squeezing a scream or a thin scream, and was embraced by a naked ossan with a hard officer-like face.

After that, it's hard to remember a little, so take care. You can expect it, enough?

"I'm back now! Well, it was pretty hard!" It was at that time. The adventurer's guild's door, which looks so sad as if it were a night, opened with a noise.

What appeared was Kuders, an embarrassing figure who only had a ragged robe wrapped around his waist. And behind it is the Death Scorpion, which is sluggish and hardly moves.

Yes, alive ...

"Gyaa! Hey, you've just pulled through the city with a living Death Scorpion !?" Master Gunnard's scream echoed throughout the guild building. Despite its weakness, it is a living disaster class monster. It's not hard to imagine that the city is in chaos.

And their turbulent everyday life began in this way. It goes without saying that the vigilante brothers were angry after this.