Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

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The family lifts the dog.

He stopped around in front of his face, shivering.

"What can I do for you?"

The dog says.

It's a dragon, correctly - not even a 'dragon like a dog', but a dragon.

I was walking on all fours, and my tail was growing.

The body surface is covered with urchins, with wings and horns, a long neck and reptile-like eyes.

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The family speaks no language.

However, with the eyes of those who are not hiding in their dark hair, they simply zip a dragon large enough to lift it.

"Tell me something, my lord. Lift me up. What do you want to do?

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The family looked around for a moment.

This is the Lord's room.

A dark space with closed blackout curtains.

However, the vision is not bad - not only is there a light source or anything, but the family can see well in the dark.

There is usually no Lord who sleeps in bed or sits in bed.

Now I'm kind of snorting at my hobby daily carpenter somewhere else.

"Huhahaha! The inaction of not relying on material expressive abilities and creating things that will not help in battle! This is pretty interesting stuff! 'Would it have started four hundred years ago saying something like that...

Since then, the Lord has generally made his own things around him.

I should be working on a chessboard right now.

I'm even scraping pawns.

They're going to ask her out the next time the Virgin comes.

There was a fusi that the Lord was enjoying the visit of the Virgin, saying something about menstruation.

"Hey, you, you either look at me or you don't."

Says the dragon in his hand.

It's a majestic voice - I can predict that it will be pronounced by someone with a sawdust majesty.

Well, reality is an in-hand size reptile.

I'm glad I'm hungry.

"Whoa, whoa... don't... don't clinch my abdomen with your thumb..."

I was twisting around.

Looks happy - there's a terrible gap between voice, motion and appearance.

Once again, the family sees the dragon.

The dragon lifted its tail to cover its groin.

"What are you... what do you want me to do?

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"Silence. Yeah, let's do it. If you want to work disrespectfully on me, I will teach you before that - I was once called The Disaster Down From the Sky and scared, king of the dragons. You should fool me now... if you care about me, wrap it in flames like this world... uhh, stop rubbing the base of your forelegs... ahhhhhh!

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"... well, you have quite a finger trick... ok, in addition to one of my harlems... stop! My stomach is glued from left to right!

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"Okay! Okay! You don't have to join Harlem!... well, not at all... Quite the humble one to quit the honor of joining my Harlem, etc..."

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"Hey, tell me something. Don't you just talk like an asshole?"

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"- Hmm, you know what?"

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"The fact that my enemies have come near me at a time when I'm not in my room... and the fact that they hold my body and stare hot... more importantly, that attitude that I don't like it in Harlem - you've become my rightful wife AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Feels good!?"

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"What are you unhappy about... I am a dragon king who attracts all kinds of women of all races... I will let you polish the urchins and stuff..."

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"Okay, okay. You will have a worldly body too. My real wife is a little flashy in the position of serving my enemies - hey, wait, what are you trying to do? Why are you sprinkling with me in one hand? I don't think we should throw it.

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"It's a joke... it's a joke, right?

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"Yeah, yeah, okay, okay. Good boy. Slow down. Slow me down. That way, what you said to me would be to the enemy."

Gachari.

The door opened and the lord of the room - the vampire man - returned.

Becchan.

The family dropped Pa's dragon on the floor.

"What will you do if you scratch a prettier urchin that's harder than my metal!

The dragon makes a scene.

A man with gray hair behind him in a work outfit returning to his room looks strange.

"What's wrong?

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The family shook their heads in silence.

And...

"............... welcome back. It's yours."

"What's wrong?!?"

Even if those silent family members didn't tell me to 'talk' -

To that fact, the man looked worried.