Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

29 Stories Vampires don't have many people to talk to.

"You have to prove you're not poor"

The man sat deeply on the couch and said with a serious face.

The person you're talking to - is a puppy (dragon).

At any rate, there are only men and dragons in the dark room today.

The Virgin left earlier, and her family would be sleeping in her room.

Speaking of which, it's been a long time since I've had a young man in this room - a man, thinking so, saw a lodging enemy who would be older than himself.

The guy looked at his belly on the table and fell asleep, twisting himself.

And say it with a low voice that echoes from the end of the world.

"What do you say, my new pose? Would it be cute?

"... Aren't you just showing your belly and rolling over"

"Hmm, stupid. This is why the sensible dead rotor is troublesome. This, this, this, this, this, this angle that subtly bent the front and rear legs is the point above all else. You know what I mean..."

"Why don't you listen to me more than that?

"You want to appeal to financial power? You should be on your own."

"Why do you always change my advice to disgusting?

"You want to get rich on a young woman? Young women always like gold."

"It's not. The Virgin is worried about her family's life. I just want to tell you that I don't have to worry about it."

"Hmm. That was a more serious consultation than I expected. Wait a minute."

The dragon rolled to the side with the colloquy.

And fell off the table to the floor.

"Hey, are you okay?!?"

"No problem. This motion is one 'mould' until it rolls and falls." I fell asleep a little high and couldn't wake up, so I rolled over and tried to wake up, and I accidentally fell off the mould. "

"... well whatever, shouldn't we put it together a little shorter?

"Hmm. Let's call it the 'Colompote Shape'. I roll in the cologne and fall in the pot. Maybe 'Colompotte' would be better...... what do you think?

"Does that consultation seem more important than my consultation?

"Of course it is. but I'm tolerant. I will give priority to your consultation."

"Right. I'm in the mood to thank you, but thank you."

"I don't mind. So what, the cut out method is sudden and I get the guidelines. I mean, what?"

"The Virgin is very worried about her family. I thought life might be painful. I'd like to make an appeal that that doesn't happen, but what's the best way to do it?

"I see. But - can't we show the zo?

Zuo.

Of course it's about the treasure trove where the treasure was delivered.

Occasionally, when I let my family go shopping, I let them take some treasure out of it.

If you take him there and show him the treasure, he'll certainly convince you.

But...

"Isn't that what you call 'rich' behavior?

"And say?

"Indeed, there are numerous treasures in my collection. Not only gold and silver, but now even something of historical value will exist. But isn't that why you're embarrassed to be like showing off? Finally, this is a matter of aesthetics."

"You're so annoying."

"You don't care about aesthetics, so I think so."

"Well, even with aesthetics, you're in the way of living."

"The dragon I know is dead because of your character like that..."

"Say what. Isn't this how I live here? Dragons are indestructible. Unless I die."

"Um, well, if that's okay with you, that's not what I'm gonna say anyway.... but I'm not as divided as you are. After all, 'appearance' is important, and I think that 'appearance' is the aesthetic"

"Well indeed, put a young woman in a treasured treasure trove and say, 'What do you say, you'll be rich! Isn't it vampire-like to flinch?"

"Oh, that doesn't sound like it!

"Aside from whether you look like a vampire in the first place now..."

"Around there, well, when we start talking to each other, we don't have the chili."

"Uhm. How to convince the Virgin - without being rich - that the Virgin is worried about her family's body? Then why don't you show the Virgin how you treat your family?

"I see. Specifically?

"If you're worried about eating, show your family something to eat."

"Hmm. Bugs, etc.?

Human beings don't eat bugs.

"They're family, aren't they?

"You know, every time I say," You're family, right? 'So stop asking me to shut up. If you think you can explain everything in one word, it's a big mistake. "

"No, but... Hmm, what... because my family is my family..."

"Well, this time I know. Is it because it's a bat?

"Yes."

"But that's not how the Virgin recognizes it. The Virgin thinks of her family as human."

"............... right"

"So, if there is, we should give him the courtesy of making him human, even if it is impossible. Perhaps we should not only show them where they are eating when this happens, but also be thorough so that they don't worry about their families for good."

"I see. You're absolutely right."

"This will solve the problem. Praise my wisdom."

"Excellent. That's the one they called the 'Imaginative Cloud Sea'."

"It will be, it will be"

"Then I'd like to ask you another question."

"Ask me anything."

"What kind of a favor would that be? When a human sees it, he's convinced that it's a 'favor' or... not a vampire to human hospitality, but a human hospitality."

"Stick to your feet, 'hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

"Do I do that..."

The man imagined himself lifting his neck as he looked up at his opponent's face with his breath absurd as he clung to the foot of his family.

There was a monster there that was going to be crusaded as it was.

"Are there any more 'benefits' for me?

"You selfish bastard."

"Well, is this defined in you as' selfishness'..."

"Fine. I'll teach you the Cologne Shape."

"No, that's not it. It's not for me."

"But, my dear enemy, the 'mould' thing is a technology that has been made plain for anyone to master regardless of their talent. Even you, the looking old man, if you remember the 'mould' I devised -"

"Fine."

"- It will be possible to be cute as a puppy"

"I said fine, but stop saying the words uninterruptedly. Fine."

"Then the first thing you learn is the angle of your hands and feet."

"I would say fine!?"

"Hmmm... wouldn't it be nice to push it off"

"What kind of miracle did you think would make me the Colompote Shape?

"I'll give it a try, okay?"

"Please don't. My aesthetics don't allow it."

Then I don't know anymore.

"Unusable reptiles..."

"Shall I have that insult revoked? I'm a mammal now. I heard the voice of the city," Reptiles are a bit nasty. "And now it's time for me to have this body, but once I was a beautiful girl and cursed. If I get more likable, I'll go back to the way I was with a kiss. That's fashionable."

Why, sad.

The man heard the words of his lodging enemy and it was hard to catch tears.

"Oh, that's cruel, how time flies"

"You may think it's just a setup, but I'm the best dragon in adapting to the times. One day, when the curse is broken with a kiss and you become my truly beautiful girl, regret that you didn't earn your favor here. And this is how you scream." The time has come for the dragon daughter, "he said."

"I already regret how you've been cornered."

"Whatever - be nice to your family. Precisely, benevolently take care of your family in front of the Virgin. There is no longer anything more in" Benefits "than leaving it to you. You don't seem to mind the way I presented you."

"Oh, right. I'd rather think about it myself than ask you."

"Well good luck at best. I'm going to the city to refine my cuteness."

"No matter how cute you are, I don't think you can be a pretty girl who can break the curse with a kiss."

"No, I'm already a pretty girl"

"Where is it?"

"Let's keep our minds set. - Bye."

The dragon leaves with a footsteps called Picco Picco.

On its back was the sadness of a working man.