Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

30 stories Vampires are occasionally a pain in the ass.

"Family, sit down there."

When I walked into the room, they said that.

I didn't know what it meant, but the family obeys because it is the word of the Lord.

It's still early in the morning.

The Virgin hasn't even come yet.

These days the Lord wakes up early to wait for the Virgin, so I'm here to wake her up.

I was awake this morning.

And for some reason I was dressed up.

The family arrives at the indicated seat in a strange and restless manner.

It was a table for visitors and a couch that didn't usually sit.

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"No, after all I've thought about, I'm going to do my family today."

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"I don't care. It's like just playing. So behave like the Lord and treat me like a family today, without any concern."

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Apparently, it was starting to play so hard.

Family members look disgusted.

The man somehow gave just a little bit of the edge of his mouth and laughed.

"Come on, give me something to order."

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Trouble.

There was no way there was an order coming out of nowhere, even when suddenly they said it.

First, the Lord does not ordain from time to time either.

Cleaning and cooking are a large part of what family members do on their own - on second thought, they only take orders about occasional buyouts.

"Is something wrong? What about hungry or something?

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"Right. Well, you're not the body that needs to eat that much either.... Okay, can I get you some tea? When you're in trouble, it's only for tea time."

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"By the way - how do you usually have tea?

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The family intuited.

This is - on the contrary, he gets more jobs.

"... rubbing"

"Oh, what is it, an order?

"Hey."

"... no, but, you know, sometimes it's because the Virgin told me, but I thought about it, too. I'm sure you're going through a lot of trouble. It's just a coincidence that I fired a family member other than you and left you alone - but I thought one after another that I couldn't take it back if I was happier going back to the wild."

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"There, I don't look so good. That's why I feel like being nice to you today. Look, I don't know, the next day I sit too much, it's like I'm gonna work my hips off."

I don't know what to do, this uncle, there's no sign of pulling back...

I'm in deep trouble.

"Wish me something."

"……… I want it,"

"Other than that"

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"You're silent."

"………………… then deceive me,"

"Hmm."

Silence.

But it won't last long.

"I'm kind of soaked up and restless, but what do you usually do when I'm silent?

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"Hmmm...... I didn't know you were going to get confused about distance from your family at this age. Speaking of which, I've never treated you as an 'individual'... well, for vampires, family members are extensions of hands and feet, and so to speak..."

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"The course of the times, I guess. The Virgin and the Dragon treat you and me as separate individuals, and I'm kind of lost in the way you treat me."

"... until now, okay,"

"I think so, too - there's a public body."

They have vampires who care about the public.

Then shouldn't we start where we cure the hiccups...

"Okay, right. I guess I shouldn't because I think of you as a family member."

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"There, I don't look like, 'Something's come up with me again'. It's not weird, and I'm not the one who came up with it"

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"Family, try calling me 'Grandpa'"

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Is that okay?

It felt like I was trying to cross a line that the Lord shouldn't go too far beyond worrying about.

Normally, it's an out-of-the-box occasion.

Families who have been out of line from time to time come up with the opposite words.

"Or, it shouldn't be"

"But I'm not familiar with the relationship between" grandfather and grandson "- I feel like I can take care of something more than the relationship between" lord and family "."

"You better. I'm stuck."

"I'm fine. My worries are fine. Today, that's not the day. It's not the day you care about me, it's the day I care about you."

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"Come on, say 'Grandpa'. And try to be sweet. Like a grandson."

The image doesn't come to mind at all when you tell me to be like my grandson.

The family sighs.

This is what happened. The Lord is hard to swallow.

Vampires were sometimes terrible people.