Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

34 stories I shouldn't have let you meet a dragon and a fairy

"... what are you..."

"I'm an elite fairy!

Men hold their heads to the introduction that plays out on the table.

Looks like small animals and dolls.

If a third party sees this sight, it will look like a man is playing with dolls.

But little red animals and dreadful costume dolls are creatures.

Dragons and fairies - relics of the past that in modern times appeared only in gaga, supposedly 'what is not there'.

He has also changed a lot.

Once a dragon dusted a giant like a mountain, whose personality was only as ferocious and self-centered, trashed as others, and was a ferocious creature that would immediately ash it with its breath (brace) if it didn't like it.

And now the shadows I see...

Not really.

He seems to be changing his living policy a lot, but hey, you shouldn't compromise his mood - that's what men think and decide to introduce him to fairies.

"Uh, dragon king. This will be a new cohabitant, a fairy."

"You can tell it's a fairy. That's why I don't like it."

"Well I know. I think there are things about fairies, too. You too."

"Uhm. These guys surge in the warm season, sometime they enter the treasure trove and play with my stored treasures. They hide in narrow gaps to chase them away, and even if they try to burn them with their breath, they can't, because the hiding place is the place. Not at all. No, no."

"I'm something similar. When you wake up on a hot night or something, you're booming through the room. Besides, these guys are fast on the run anyway. There are many of them. It also gave you a laugh called Couscous, and few days I couldn't sleep."

"... that we are sipping boiled water to each other, fairies?"

"Right."

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The gaze of a man and a dragon turned to the fairy.

The fairy panics as if she had guessed something.

"Oh, I'm an elite! This fairy is an elite!

Men laugh bitterly.

I said to the dragon.

"... well, the status quo, no harm. I think the intelligence side is definitely improving. There seems to be some self-control, and it would basically be a good creature"

"Hmm. You mean this fairy shouldn't be the evil of having a bumbling, occasionally pointless, annoying couscous laugh and playing with people's belongings at will instantly die"

"Looks like you've been pretty fucked by fairies..."

"I was a giant, because of these limbs. Fairies are natural enemies in a way."

"Well, well."

"And - now, yeah..."

The dragon brings a long neck and sees a giraffe and a fairy.

The fairy held her body uncomfortably.

"Hey, what is it?

"You're so cute."

"Thank you!

"It's the best around bipedal walking. That size, and beauty, is wonderful. This is really great."

"I know."

"Do you understand? If it had been me before, I would have stung or carved you - but now I know how to use you more effectively. Do you understand?

"I know."

"Right. You're not like this old man."

The dragon nods.

This old man smiled bitterly.

"You, he probably doesn't understand. And what's" old man "about me?

"Would it be an old man?

"I am indeed an old man, but I am not convinced that you will say 'old man'... aren't you 'old man' from me"

"I am a beautiful girl magically transformed into this figure."

"It would be just a setup!?"

"If you don't have that kind of wild scratch, no one knows the truth. I am a beautiful girl."

"No, you, wasn't it the touch of living from the beginning of the world! And the mentals are totally horny!

"Oh, I don't want you to come, Dora."

"Stop it! Something's bugging me!

"Damn you... I didn't know this was going to show any emotion to me... isn't your sensibility dead?

"Isn't your cuteness a haribote... a product of technology you'll have acquired entirely later"

"Right."

"... you admit it?

"Hmm. I developed numerous moulds and did everything I could to be cute. But it's still a calculated forage. You have to admit it."

"Sounds like 'everything' is over soon..."

"I will be a wise dragon called 'Smart Tarzan'. You're not smart."

"Right... well... yeah... right... right. That would be fine. So?"

I've reached the limit of what I can do on my own.

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"I'll form a unit. With the idiot there. To make up for the 'nature' I'm missing!

"You... where are you going?

"Huh. Let's make up our minds - the cutest creatures. Because I'm a dragon. Dragons are better known to the world as the 'cutest creatures' than in ancient times..."

Stop lying.

"If you don't put in the scratch, my statement becomes a fact."

Then you'll have to keep scratching.

The man was quietly determined.

"Well, you said the unit because you were too attracted to me. My goal was to bore you with cuteness."

"I feel so bad purely, would you stop?

"But you, with all my intellect, have no idea how cute it is."

"Well, I know what you used to be, and I know that you were building a harem around women of all races, and more importantly, your voice is too tannic..."

"There, that's the idiot there"

"Nothing, I don't have the sensibility to feel cute just because I'm a fairy... but what the fairy's been doing is getting to my head."

"But when me and the idiot there are finished as a unit, you'll find out."

"What?

"The power of a combination of small animals and young girls."

Niyali and Dragon laughed.

The man thought you were somewhat of an irritating doya face.

"My enemy - my enemy. I wish I hadn't followed your decision."

"Wait. Please don't. Stop trying to settle with you and me with 'cuteness'. Memories are disgusting."

"Are you bored with our cuteness or are you out of your mind when I say," Don't you think we're cute? 'And be bored, well, let's call it a battle. "

"You're telling me not to!

"If that's the case, you're not blurry. - Let's go, fool."

Bassah! And the dragon wings.

The fairy snapped his neck.

"Are you telling the fairy for a second?

"That's right. You have to remember how cute it is."

"Is that something you can do with your muscles?

"It will. Most behavior can be managed with muscle strength -" Back Foot Standing Choice Gohan Shape "etc. is also severely drained. In most flesh, cuteness can be maintained."

"I know."

"I think I can be a good comrade with you."

"Are you friends with the fairy!? I like it!

"Then let's go. We must move towards a glorious future."

"I know."

Dragons and fairies walk out of the room through pet exits.

The man stared at Pathan and the closing door for a while motionless.

Something is about to start.

The man deeply regretted - he should not have let the dragon meet the fairy.