Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

"Uncle, it's morning!

Gashhhhhhhhh!

The curtain can be pulled open by making a loud noise.

The morning sun plugged into the room illuminates a room lined with gothic dishes.

The man woke himself up in bed as he was burned to pieces.

"... hmm? Is that the Virgin? Isn't it early today?

"Is that it? Is it early?

"Hmm. It seems like my family is still asleep."

"... but time is..."

With her neck hanging, the Virgin explored around her waist with Gossogoso.

And I took out my pocket watch,

"... Oh, it's stopping..."

"Oh. Pretty old-fashioned watch, huh?

"Yes, everything seemed to be on my neck when I was left in front of the temple"

"... Speaking of which, were you an abandoned child"

"The way I say 'abandoned child' is something I'm not supposed to ethically say right now, so please do it in 'Son of God'"

"What a world you've become..."

"But I'm in trouble. Something is old and can't be repaired in the clock store right now..."

"Which, shall I see?

"Uncle, can you fix it?!?"

"This is still clever. The furniture in this room is mostly made by me."

"Really?!? Uncle, use that skill to work outside -"

"Come on, let me see your watch!

The man tried to gain momentum so as to block the words.

But...

……!?

"What is it, uncle?

……………………

"Uncle? Why are you still stiffened up with your hips floating?

"………………… this"

"Here?"

"Hips, but..."

"No way giggly hips!?"

"No... not necessarily... no way, am I giggling hips? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

"Why are you strong there?!?"

The man was a vampire.

Young people today only think of themselves as' fantasy creatures, characters of gaga ', but they are superorganisms that dance in the dark night, feed on blood, depend on the person they want, and regenerate even if they are wounded.

That's - giggling hips, etc.

Impossible. No, it shouldn't be...!

"Uncle, I'll support you now! Slowly, let's sit back in bed, shall we?

"It's okay. I don't gick like that"

"You're pulling! You're sweating! Okay, look, slow down, slow down!

The Virgin approaches the man and supports his body.

And assisted until the man lay down in careful motion.

"It's hard to strain your hips when you lie down and bend your knees."

"Right. I'm not giggly hip, but let's remember it as miscellaneous."

"Why are you strong?!?"

"Tsyogatteniga?"

"What a voice without discouragement! Um, because right now, giggly hips can be young. Because you're not the only one who gets old. You don't have to worry, do you?

"It's not. I'm a vampire."

"I hope that's okay now!

You don't believe me.

Well, in fact, if you expose yourself to suffering from symptoms like giggly hips, you won't have to, even if you don't believe me.

Normally, these things should also play quickly and be painless...

I haven't.

I couldn't have done it before if I wanted to grow wings in front of the Virgin, but would that be the same cause?

... There were times when I tried to prove vampire-sexuality by turning into two...

Glad I didn't do it.

"Uncle, let's go to the doctor!

"It's okay... I'm not that giggly hip or anything... I just, yeah, I just wanted to rest my hips and scream"

"That's what you call a giggle hip!?"

"It's okay... I just need to interact with my hips... my hips are the ones who can talk out of the blue..."

"From me, my uncle looks like he's in extreme condition!?"

However, consciousness may have been slightly tempted.

Vampires are not in pain.

I'm fine with injuries, because any scratches regenerate immediately, so they're not very strong for persistent pain.

"Virgin... Virgin... ha... ha... ha..."

"Uncle, your breathing is dying, but you're definitely not okay!? Let's go doctor! I'll take you!

"I don't like it... I don't want to go outside..."

"Don't be mean at times like this! Why don't you want to leave in the first place!?"

A man tries to answer a question in his consciousness.

And...

"I have an appointment with the Virgin..."

"With me!? I didn't make any promises!

………………

"Uncle? Uncle!?"

"And anyway, once you leave the room... then it will heal... should"

"It won't heal!

"Try it... If it doesn't heal, doctor, I'll go..."

"If that's what you're going to say, I understand... but if it doesn't heal, I'll definitely take you outside!

Even as I press, the Virgin leaves the room.

Pathan, and the door closes.

Men breathe.

"... ugh. No, it was a terrible pain"

One last time, a man exhales loudly.

And I got up.

"Holy Virgin, you're disturbing me"

Call.

Then I opened the door and the Virgin came back.

"Come on uncle, let's go to the doctor!

"I'm not going. Because it's healing."

"What!? I'm lying!

"True! I'm a vampire!

Men try to jump and twist their hips.

The Virgin looked a lot faint.

"... you're not making it impossible for me not to want to go outside, are you?

"Absolutely! I'm a vampire!

"I mean, can your uncle use professional healing magic?

"... no"

"Oh, right. I'm sorry. I could use professional healing magic, but I didn't use it in front of me, and I almost left you to character until you acted like you self-regenerated until you endured the pain... I'm really sorry"

... well.

If technology exists to cure giggly hips without having to rely on vampire abilities, that's what modern kids would think.

Men were no longer caught in this way.

Anyway, there are other ways to prove you're a vampire.

"... it's going to be a long relationship with you."

Ten or twenty years, let's hang out.

Because men are vampires.

If you're not alarmed, you can't get old, because you're a supreme monster.

We have to be alert.