Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

"Uncle, it's morning!

A man wakes his torso out of bed.

It was morning.

At some point the curtains are open and the morning sun falls indoors.

The man glances at the girl in maid clothes who taps by the window before shifting his gaze to the Lord of Voices.

"Hey, good morning, Virgin"

"Yes! Good morning!

Greeting with a smile was a girl dressed in a less exposed robe.

A girl (probably) definitely in its fruit ningen - the Virgin - with peachy hair and peachy eyes, who can only look ningen from anywhere.

"It's been kind of a while! I haven't been here for about two days."

"Speaking of which, it seems like it's been a long time.... Yes, a clock that was awkward, but it's going to take a little longer. Looks like some parts are damaged. So I'm going to replace my aging gears."

"Wow, that was kind of a big deal...... you know, uncle, don't push me too hard, huh?

"No, because you can't compromise on a daily carpenter. I'm sorry to keep you waiting."

"No, thank you! I knew my uncle was a nice guy! Because you work so hard on people's memorabilia!

"Hey, what do you think?

"I'm sure we're all popular even if we go out into society with this!

"Hey......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

"That's why let's make 'voice calls' today! It's an exercise to get out into society!

The flowing development of the topic led to social reintegration activities.

The good taste of this mouth feels like the One of Light.

That's the Virgin.

"So what is' voice calling '? Well, I kind of get it... but sometimes it's not what I imagined."

"Yes! To put it very bluntly, 'How to interact with a faceless opponent'! This won't expose us to each other, so you should have a lower hurdle for your shy uncle too!

"... well, maybe... you can't capture the image well. Besides, no matter how low the hurdles are, all of a sudden a conversation with someone you don't know..."

"It's okay! I plan to connect with the folks at the Hitachi Twirling Pavilion today!

"... which one of you?

"Er... ah, speaking of which, you didn't name it... er, this is the inn that the" Dragon Descendant and Vampire Wizard "kid does with his family. Anything. My brother came here too."

"Oh! Those kids!... but it was kind of a very light-attributed name inn..."

"Yes. Recently, the inn suddenly became popular and I couldn't seem to get here..."

"Did you?"

"Yes, I was helping the inn for two days when I didn't come here, too!

"Is' Virgin 'a job to do that too?"

"No, helping is my hobby, isn't it? On your day off, I help people who are in trouble there."

"... no, you can take a break on your day off."

"You're resting, aren't you?

"But you're helping, aren't you?

"If you're happy to help, 'Oh, good. He was so happy for me,' he dusted his heart, wouldn't he rest?

"Your values and mine seem incompatible."

"Why!? If you can laugh at each other with everyone, your heart will calm down, right?!?"

"Incompatible. You are the light, I am the darkness."

There's something wrong with the idea of volunteering to rest your mind. At least men don't understand.

I can't act like I'm going outside by the day off first.

A man is a vampire.

The Virgin is Ningen.

But once again, men felt more apart than those races.

"Again, in the way you provide, I said, 'Let's get out of the castle! I don't think so."

"That's not true! Connect with a lot of people, talk to a lot of people, touch the breadth of the world and all the different ways you think about it, and think, 'Oh, society is funny!'

"I don't see the future I'm going out on that route"

"But sometimes you want to go to that store if you share pictures of sweets that look yummy or something!? Same as that, I think there's something you want to go to society if you find out how society looks like fun!

"I don't really understand your language"

The man blocked his ears and shook his neck to the side.

I wasn't sure what the Virgin said, but I felt the light coming in from my tympanic membrane, and it was a defensive action I took unconsciously.

"Uncle, don't block your ears! Let's talk!

"... no, it follows. So, uh, you're gonna make a voice call? It never seems like I'm going out into society on the route you're thinking about, but do you still do it?

"The kid from" The Dragon Descendant and the Vampire Wizard "wants to talk to his uncle! Because I've been too busy to come see you lately...... just a conversation! It's just a conversation!

"... well, if that's the case, I don't mind..."

"When you get used to it, let's also chat with videos! It's a feature that allows you to talk while looking at your face even when you're away!

……

If it had such a function, wouldn't humanity need to go outside anymore?

The man thought, but swallowed his doubts because he was going to be told all sorts of things in the language of light attributes again.

"So, uncle, can I talk to you about katie?

"Oh."

"... I knew you had zero call history. Well, but not from today! Are you sure you want to get the app?

"... Katie, isn't there a call feature in the message?

"Apps allow simultaneous conversations with multiple people."

"... because it's possible. What is it?

"Huh? It's possible, so it's possible... you can get wierd with people from all over the world through katie stories, right?

"You say 'I can thrive' like it's great, but some people in the world feel negative about 'I can thrive'?

"Eh, even though we can cheer up, negative...?

It was a face that I didn't understand from the bottom of my heart.

Seems there's an interminable quarantine between light and darkness.

"Oh, uncle, I just heard from you over there. As soon as I taught my uncle 'ID'. Hehe, you really wanted to talk to me. Oh, because I left my uncle's name as' Vampire '. If you don't like it, please rename it from the settings."

"... you were teaching 'ID' and setting your name while you were in conversation with me right now... that's something that can often be manipulated so quickly. He said he had a lot of trouble getting an account for the video app, like me."

"Because I'm used to it. Oh, but should I have seen the terms and conditions..."

"No, I saw it during the video app, but I didn't know what you were talking about, so fine. The simple thing is, fairies die of muscle aches."

"'A fairy dies of muscle pain when you put it hard to say the simple thing'? Is that some idiom?

"No.... than that"

"Ah, yes. All right, let's get this call started."

The Virgin did some manipulation.

The next moment...

"My true ancestor, it's been a while."

I heard a boy called.

Men embark on themselves.

"Oh, it's you. We were talking about talking to your sister, so it was awkward. Long time no see."

'Uh, today, I was planning on doing that, but suddenly I had a customer, and my sister was being chased by that customer service, and it wasn't the right time'

"Really?"

'I'm sorry. I've been polishing my sister's billboard daughter a lot lately. "

"Speaking of which, when it comes to the Virgin, the Inn has suddenly become popular recently... what's wrong?

'Of course, it is in the interest of true ancestors!

"... what do you mean?

"Until a while ago, when I was a regular innkeeper, I changed my concept."

"And say?

"Uh, Virgin, are you here?

"I'm next door."

'Really... it's a little hard to explain... you know, no vampires'

"What is it, abruptly?"

"No vampires, but my inn sold it as an inn for meeting vampires."

…………

"Try making the exterior old castle-style, calling your buddies" family "to cosplay, trying to offer red juice by calling them" fresh blood "for breakfast, well, you know, if you did it like that, it would have been a big hit... no vampires, and our family doesn't mean vampires, but there isn't, Virgin? I don't. Well, that's the way it is. '

"I don't know, but I know what it is"

They have to hide that they are vampires.

I guess there's a position in society or something.

Men refer to themselves as vampires, and they also appeal to them, but they are not going to impose them on others.

I also feel like taking the dragons and fairies on my own already.

Therefore, the situation of the other person is evaluated.

"You're in a lot of trouble, too."

'That's right...... uh, that's why my sister can get out in public "like that" too. She's a fine billboard girl now. And this is thanks to your true ancestors. "

"I don't seem to have done anything... not humble"

No! My sister and mother were revitalized by True Ancestor's grand behavior. "We have to do that funky thing," so we stepped into the vampirization of the inn! I mean, it's all thanks to your true ancestors!

……

He was treated like a funky person.

I want to hear more about which neighborhood, but the man decided that he would only be able to talk about standing unclear like one wall apart because of the Virgin next door.

"Well, I'm not funky, but hang in there."

'Yes! Next time, I'll take a video of your sister at work and send her! Best video ever!

"No..."

'I'll send you one image to start with! Not my sister's, though!

"Whose is it?

"It's been a pleasure since I sent it! Bye! '

The call seemed dead.

After a while, something appears on the screen of the Kaitai story.

That was the Virgin who did the vampire cosplay.

He serves customers in black based mini skirt costumes.

The man somehow hid the katie screen from the Virgin and accidentally saw the Virgin.

"What's up?

"No..."

This is the first time for a man to feel this way...

It is very awkward to be sent a cosplay image of the person when the person is lying down.

Men learned that technological advances sometimes bring new emotions to people.