Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

- The fairy.

It was a white space.

The fairy is looking around there with Kyolo Kyolo.

But there was no one in her sight, and there was nothing.

It's like you don't even know up, down, left, right. There, there's only fairies.

- The fairy.

Even so, my voice keeps ringing.

It was a familiar, unpleasant, male voice.

"It's a fairy!

- Fairy, in response to your call, I am here.

"That goes out of the way..."

- It's not far off. I am one of you.

"... no way!?"

- Did you think of something?

"You are - a fairy muscle!?"

- You know perfectly well, you...

It sounds like a resounding voice.

The fairy held his fist.

"It's natural. The fairy was always clear in her ears to the voice of her muscles."

- Oh, well...

"Finally, the fairy was able to hear the muscles, too. Are you a monk cap? Or a deltoid? Ha, I'm trying my squirt, so isn't it hamstrings!?"

- It's not that specific. I'm more blurry, your overall muscle.

"My whole body muscles are screaming!? No way - it's a muscle ache!?"

- Is it all right if we move on?

"We're going to stretch first. I'm afraid of muscle aches."

Nothing space, the fairy started stretching as she moved her wings and floated.

He opened his legs shoulder-width apart, bent his hips, and looked behind his crotch.

- You're very flexible...

"The fairy has gained flexibility by interacting with the flesh."

- Right. Why don't we move on?

"Who are you?

- I'm a muscle. Look, remember. This is the second time I've named him.

"Muscles!? Muscles are talking to fairies!? No way that's happening!?"

- Didn't you notice earlier in an instant...

"Earlier?"

- My conversation with you is getting worse, so goodbye.

"Ahhh! Wait! The fairy wants to talk to the muscles!

- Right. I'm a muscle. This name is embarrassing, so don't ask me again.

"Remember that!

- Look, I'm only gonna say this once, so listen carefully.

"I'll only say it once!

- According to the comments on your video, aerobic exercise activates the brain.

- I mean, if you exercise, you'll be smart.

!?

- Why are you hanging out? Didn't you want to be smart and build muscles?

"It was!? Fairy wanted to be smart!?"

- I wanted to make it better.

"... Speaking of which, lately there have been moments when fairies don't know why they're doing muscle tresses. Yes, because you wanted to be smart......! After all, Mr. Muscle is smart!

- But it's not about anaerobic exercise, it's about aerobic exercise being effective.

"Yu-san, yes!

- It's not a spell. And then I say, 'Protein' is not a spell either.

"Protein is about protein, isn't it? Even fairies know that. There's no way it's a spell. People who think it's a spell are not smart."

――……

"Mr. Muscle!? I can't talk because I don't have enough pump-ups!?"

- No, I'm a muscle, but I'm a little sad.

"Aww... which vitamins do you get for muscle sorrow?

- Anyway, we do marathons, we do walks, we do exercises that we can do closely over time. That way...

"How about that?

- Your head will definitely get better.

- Better than now.

"Not now!

- So from now on, it's more about walking and running than about arms and squats.

"I got it! The fairy walks and runs!

- If your head is blurry, squirting seems to work, so you can keep doing that.

"Squat!"

- Bye. Good aerobic exercise.

"Oh, Mr. Muscle! Mr. Muscle, he's going!?"

- I'm your muscle. Even if you can't talk, I'll always be with you.

"Mr. Muscle......!

- When you're in trouble, I might give you some advice again... yes... will you do it again, this?

"Mr. Muscle?

- Well, what is it? Talk again if you're in trouble, but hang in there until then.

"Good luck!

- If you continue, your efforts will soon be rewarded. Trust yourself.

"Believe!"

- I always supported your bones and sent them to you with muscle offerings.

"Muscles!"

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When the fairy woke up, the place was back in the vampire room.

On the reception table, he apparently fell asleep while standing up.

Sitting on the couch by my side, scraping wooden gear, with a vampire wearing glasses...

There was a maid dressed girl, a family member, who was always nice, hiding one eye with dark hair.

"... Kiku, Mr. Vampire! The fairy is a muscle!

"Right."

Vampires nod quietly.

It was all as serene an eye as I expected.

The fairy also nods somewhat forcefully.

And I got up.

"The fairy who hears the voice of the muscles is going to be walking. Yu-san, yes, no!

"Right."

"It's goodbye! Yu-san, yes, no!

The fairy walks away.

I tried to walk down the table, so I fell naturally, but I got nothing on the way with wings.

And when I stood on the carpet, I started walking again,

"Yu-san, yes!

I shouted softly and left the room.

Vampires make sure the pet door closes with a pattan after the fairy passes through.

And I sighed.

"... wow, you really seem to think you heard the muscles. Looks like you were right."

…………

The family nods beside the man.

Once again, the man took a big breath.

"Now my consciousness of sin is stuck. No, I'm glad I talked to you. The operation" Pretend Muscle "doesn't come out in my head. The fairies seem satisfied, and more importantly, you noticed the comments you often made on fairy videos?

"…… Always, I'm looking. How about that?"

"I was also horrified to find out that even when his cancer went off target, it was in the right direction. Good, exercise makes you smarter."

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"... well, even if there's just a theory that exercise has nothing to do with intelligence at all, it'll save you. My heart. It doesn't really matter. Yeah."

……

The family smiled quietly.

And...

".................. What will you do, Hard? Hang in there, garlic."

"... because you shouldn't eat, right?

…………

The family nodded over and over again.

'You need more surveillance,' the man quietly thought.