Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

86 Stories Dragons Want Vampires to Know Youth Culture

"Mmmm... I totally don't understand music these days..."

The man frowned when he saw the Kai Thai story (Denko) he had placed on the visitors' table.

There was a quadruple, with a stylish screen configuration that men could not understand, shouting out lyrics that men could not understand on melodies that men could not understand, while behaving in a way that men were not sure if it was a dance or something.

Men these days are still entertaining hippos and have no spare time for expanding their hobbies.

The reason why I thought of trying to keep up with young people here, because paintings, letters and carpenters for daily use (making products) do not currently have such a purpose.

But...

I don't know.

A wall called the Generation Gap stood high and high in front of a man who extended his hobby.

"Hmmm... because of this, but to me, it just sounds like a young man is just flirting... I'm sorry, I appreciate you recommending it"

"I guess that's how much you are."

- And a sinister, low voice responded to the man.

The Lord of his voice is a puppy that is nodding round around the legs of the table.

Hairless body covered in red urchins.

The neck is long and the eyes remind me of reptiles.

To the horns and wings that grew to such an extent that they didn't seem to belong to a mammal, a thick tail...

He was a puppy (dragon) from wherever he saw it.

"Dragon… What does" to that extent "mean?

"When you old people meet something you can't enjoy, the first thing you say is this." I don't understand, "he said."

"But you really don't understand, so you won't have a choice. Well, I say like every time that it's still out of my mind to be treated like an old man by you... but I can't go wrong with an old man. Sadly, 600 years of my life is no different than what I say now."

The man was a vampire.

Magnificent years with red eyes in gray hair and dressed in black gowns are, in fact, not of that level of age anymore.

Dragons, vampires - both are now rare creatures that are treated as "the only thing in the gaga": "fantasy species".

I wonder if it will be left over from the times.

"So, dragon, what do you think is right? I just said I don't understand what I don't understand, what's the inconvenience?"

"Well, remember to reopen it"

"Because I always feel pushed off by you in a fraudulent talk haul. Sometimes I just wanted to show you that I don't like you."

"I'm sorry for the excitement - first of all, you're making a mistake from trying to develop youth culture in" Understandable or Not "

"What?

The man raised a white one-eyebrow.

The dragon burst to the height of a man's head.

"Remember, I'm a vampire. When you were younger - was your hobby all you could understand for yourself?

……!?

"That face - you seem to have noticed. Yes, a hobby… 'fun' is an emotion that even the person doesn't understand!

"Remember, when you were young, when you heard the music, you couldn't move on with the phrase without understanding it? When you used to admire paintings, how many times did you care? Remind me. Didn't you once enjoy your hobby with your heart, not your head!?"

"It's...! It is, indeed...!

"What's that," I don't understand "the music I first heard, etc.... Is there any way that I can instantly understand what I first heard, so be it!

"Ugh! I can't argue!

Everything was right.

Indeed it is - I don't recall enjoying my hobby, mainly 'understanding', from the beginning.

I went in from "Somehow Good," and as I liked it, I became more and more familiar and understanding.

"Vampires... a hobby is something you enjoy with sensitivity, not something you should argue about the shallow depths of understanding. Of course, I can't deny how much fun I enjoy deepening my understanding, but the entrance, shall we?

"I do... but why, did I forget...? Since when did my hobby become 'comprehensible or not'......?

"That's because of your age."

"Another earache story! You really like suicide bombers!

"Unlike you, I haven't neglected anti-aging sensitivities, so it's not suicide bombing. When I bring up a topic like this, it is you who suffer, and I enjoy your suffering..."

"You still suck!

"Because I'm cute, I'm allowed to do anything. No, on the contrary, I can't say I'm a cute creature if I'm not as forgiven for doing anything"

"Well... then it seems a long time before you become a cute creature..."

Unacceptable.

He was always a busy reptile from the eyes of a man.

"Look, vampire, sensibility fades with age."

The dragon keeps talking, not to mention at all.

The fact that I don't hear any opinions that are inconvenient to this self was the most annoying of his many shortcomings to others.

"But - remember, I'm a vampire. We're a pretty tedious fantasy species around there. Believe me, it's possible to be a beautiful girl."

"No, it's impossible to be a beautiful girl."

Look at me.

It was nothing that would happen because I saw it.

It's a bright red little reptile.

I'm not a beautiful girl.

"And again, vampire, watch my recommended video."

They told me, but I tried to keep it.

Again, men don't understand, videos and songs like 'I'm sure they think this is a good idea right now' play and end.

"I saw it."

"Did you like it?"

"I won't..."

"Then we'll see it again. I've seen it many times. By repeatedly touching it, I gradually said, 'You might like it?' It makes me feel like"

"Isn't that brainwashing anymore...?

"Well, it doesn't have to be that far. In the meantime, learn to dance."

"... why?

"It seems that videos that become 'old man dancing' are in fashion right now"

"... Didn't you stop shooting videos already?

"My family is pressing me to take a video, so I thought I'd take you personally. If it's an old man's dance, the number of views on the video will grow, and that moneymaker will be over soon. It's fashionable."

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".................. WOW!? Guided interrogation?!?"

The dragon makes a slight face.

The man laughed - when he picked up the dragon, he put it on his back.

The dragon stood still for a while.

Fly.