Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

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"Okay, okay. What can I do for you?"

Come on. Shigeru.

With such an elegant voice, the man woke his upper body in bed.

Closed dark room with curtains.

But it's not something that's difficult to see - men are vampires at all. The ability to see the darkness was standard.

Most people don't believe in vampires anymore, so as soon as the modern kids arrive, they open the curtains and put the lights in the room...

But now I didn't seem to have to worry about that.

Anyway, by the side of a man is "the family of a vampire."

It's originally a bat, so it's suspicious if you're capturing the view with your eyes in the first place - like you used to have a bad throat and didn't get a sense of distance from things, and you hit a wall and passed out.

……

The family stuck something out with their usual faceless eyes hidden with their foreheads.

Men focus on what their relatives gripped with one hand.

That 's--

"Are you a fairy?

A palm-sized girl - a fairy - who has grown four wings.

He is a sad creature with pitiful intelligence in his beautiful appearance in vain.

I can have conversations today, etc., but I lack memory and understanding, so it would be debatable if I could say who the conversation is going to be.

Referring to the organism, the family says.

"... frightened, not yet"

By the way, my family hates talking.

The man thought it must be a big deal because that's about as much as she says in her voice.

"I didn't know it was broken..."

……

The family remains silent and sticks the fairy in his hand out in front of the man's face.

The fairy clenches his neck and says, as he is gripped.

"Kikyu, follow me! Kikyu Takeshi? Do it, aka... aka!

Intelligence was broken.

Usually you talk a little bit more like you're intelligent.

"Well, but family, isn't it usual for fairy intelligence to periodically fall? I guess it just happened to be too muscular and my intelligence went down. I don't think so..."

"Hey, save it, it was this..."

"... right"

"Back to it."

"No..."

"Please repeat, no"

"No, no..."

"Keike, rejoice, kanji..."

"No, no, no..."

Men have numerous hobbies, some of which are such that they can repair precision machinery.

But - nothing seemed to help 'fix' the fairy.

"I'm sorry that you look unusual and serious... but you don't have the skills to help fix the fairy..."

"If you want, come back..."

"Stop it because you're going to die."

……

"... well, why don't we give it a try whenever we can"

The family circled their eyes.

Men laugh bitterly.

"It's also unusual for you to ask me to do something so enthusiastically... how worried you are about fairies. It's good to be able to do something important."

"Bullshit, toys..."

"... it's good to be able to do something important"

The man partly went through the remarks of his family.

Just keep it in the corner of your head for the need for emotional education.

"But like I said earlier, I've never fixed a fairy or anything. So let's start by thinking about how to fix it"

"Open it, will you?

"Hmmm...... it's hard to close once you open it, so let's try to be as non-destructive as possible"

"Saigo's, Shidan..."

"For your information, what do you think of fairies?

"... at last, at last, then...?

"Yes..."

"If I open it, no, the one?

"You're a bad one."

"Or something..."

My family looks up as touched.

A man thought that the lack of a five-hundred-year conversation might have had an unexpected effect in terms of her common sense and upbringing.

"Whatever - what supports the fairy's intelligence, this will be obvious already. Yes, muscles."

"Kink!

The fairy rang to agree.

A man nods...

"That's why you should let the fairies do what's good for your muscles"

"Rugged"

"Oh, my God, my family."

"When you go to Kinko, of course, Kihon, Kankai, there is no"

……

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Or, finally, deceived."

They said it in the face.

I wonder why, the man felt tender.

"Well, it does matter. But how many times have we witnessed a scene where fairies revive or improve intelligence through muscle stimulation?"

"... I am"

"In the first place, we are strange creatures. Indeed, there is no clear relationship between muscle and intelligence. That's what I think too - in fact, fairies will admit that since they started muscle treading and aerobic exercise, the highest value of intelligence has gone up. I mean, even if it's not about Ningen or us, we can't deny that fairies have anything to do with it?

"... I see, that's right, there is. Cover, thank you."

My family had an impressed face.

I don't know, I'm admired as much as I've ever been - as much as I've ever been, talking.

How heartbreaking you must be about the fairy.

"So if we're going to get the fairy intelligence back, I think we should do something about the muscles. Stimulating and so forth may also bring intelligence back"

"Then what are you messing with...? Let's do it."

"Don't let amateurs do it because it's dangerous"

"Good luck, no?

"Well, if you desperately learn for six or seven years, you might be fine..."

……

Even if you look unhappy.

Either way, the man and his family decided to irritate the fairy muscles.

A lot of things were done.

Mimic massage, forced inoculation of protein, restraint of hands and feet and forced squatting.

But the fairy's intelligence never returned.

"... at last"

The family's voice was engulfed with deep sorrow.

Its gaze is poured on the fairy who sleeps in a bed set on a low table.

A man doesn't know what to say, and all he can do is whisk the little back of his family.

"... Also, together, I want to do, I want to do... Also, I want to do, I want to do... Thank you..."

A grieving relative.

- That's when a glimmer spilled out of her eyes.

It falls around the belly of a sleeping fairy in a bed.

"Ugh!?" groans - even a drop of tears is heavy on the fairy's poor flesh - and the fairy wakes up.

The fairy looked around as she woke up her upper body.

And I found my family looking at me.

"Your family? Is this the fairy's room?

- It was a language that felt intelligent.

Family members crouch by the table and match the fairy with the height of their gaze.

"At last......! You know what I mean?

"If you're family, you know. Whatever, the fairy is smart..."

"At last......!

The family embraced the fairy in every bed where the fairy slept.

The fairy was baffled, but I guess she gave up understanding the situation, being said "I know -" but it stayed.

"... good for you, my family"

That's all the men snapped and decided to go outside the room.

I guess you thought it was wild to interrupt the two of us the other day.

Out in the hallway, closing the door of the room, there was a creature inadvertently crossing the edge of his sight.

It is a puppy (dragon).

"... what's the matter, vampire, what a noise it seemed today..."

The dragon asks strangely.

Men laugh faintly.

"What? Until there was a miracle."

"What's really going on, this Poem vampire..."

I don't care what they say.

Because right now, men's breasts are filled with tenderness.