Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

"Good morning, uncle!

"Hey Virgin." Bumpei-kun "is ready.... Oh, first of all, call me."

"Excuse me!

I made sure the Virgin sat on the front couch.

The man put it on the low table, pushing the wooden statue softly over you.

That is the wooden figure made by a man who followed every character called "Bampei-kun".

It was not colored, but the surface was glowing with tekateka thanks to the shiny out paint.

"I just couldn't describe it until" Bloody Halvard "or" Armor with Battle Scratches, "but I think it's done pretty well."

"No, great completion! They just shredded the tree, but it even describes the anguished voice of the English spirit inside..."

"... is the setting that the English spirit inside" Bampei-kun "is suffering?

"You're killing a creature that's been attacking you, even though you're a hero. I'm imagining that there might have been enough suffering there."

"No, that's not what I'm talking about... well, okay"

The man avoided any further questions.

Because I felt like I was going to be a wingman looking directly at something like human darkness.

Men are those who call themselves dark attributes, but they are vampires, not humans.

It is a fantastic creature considered 'something that is not there' in modern times - unrelated to aging, uncomfortable and unrelated, and, finally, also unrelated to the Ningen society (Hikikomori).

So the darkness that men thought was somehow - refreshing and fluffy.

The darkness of Ningen seemed darker and dreary, so he butted in.

"... um. Whatever, I'll give it to you. The more I hear about the" Bampei-kun "setup, the more I feel like I should bury this wooden carving doll somewhere deep underground, but the more I promise."

"Thank you! I'm sure everyone in God's House will be delighted!

"Children's Home of God" means "orphanage".

In modern times, the term 'orphan' seemed to be a trend that should not be used.

It is also a part of this area that feels the darkness of Ningen.

"But uncle, your fingertips are clever after all... and you have taste"

"Hey, that's not..."

"This taste - I'll definitely use it for work!

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"Uncle, is it time to tell me? What kind of work are you going to start?

The Virgin greets me with an unholy smile.

The man laughed "hahahaha".

I just had to laugh.

I said to the Virgin, "I have a job to do."

The truth is, instead of the work I want to do, I don't even intend to work in the first place.

But I can't even say 'I'm not really willing to work' with clarity.

With that said - I know this smile of the Virgin is cloudy.

Men are gentlemen.

I didn't want to do anything to cloud the young girl's smile.

So I decide to get out of the way.

"Speaking of which, Virgin, what kind of work do you usually do?

"Is it me?

"Hmm. Interested."

"Hmmm... I don't think the Virgin is helpful because it's not something I can aspire to..."

"It's not like I want to be the Virgin."

Men are not aiming for 'Old Vampire Virgin'.

I just want to be unemployed - fashionably speaking, 'Higher Traveler' or 'Dilletant'.

"I'm just interested in the work of the Virgin."

"I see. I'm glad you're interested. It's not helpful, if that's what you mean!

"Oh, please."

"Well, first of all - in the morning, you wake up a little before the sun rises."

"Hmm."

"After that, I pray. This is a prayer that is a little different from the kind of prayer that is done by the general public, but there is a decision and I won't let it leak to the outside world, so let me discount you."

"Well, if it's a religious decision, I can't help it."

"Thank you for understanding. And after that, we dined with everyone in the house of God, and then we went to respond to the general worshippers in the morning."

……

"Then you will go around the houses of the faithful. This is" Around in the Morning Only "and the quicker you wake up will be the focus. Some elderly people are not feeling very well, so it's normal to grab a damp cloth, medication, etc."

"Are you coming to this house in the morning only?

"No, this one goes into the 'noon section', right?"

……

The man looked out from the open curtain.

The day has just come up, and there's a cool, white light outside that's characteristic of the morning - it's still morning to say how you saw it. I don't see it at noon.

"Uncle, may I offer you a continuation of The Morning Department?

"... are you still working in the 'morning'?

"It looks a lot in words because the business is so diverse, but if I say it, it's" a job that prays to God, talks to you, and manages your health, "so there's generally no 'twistiness' that people would imagine when they say 'work', is there?

"... well, morning is good. Change the subject around noon."

"Really? At lunch, first, you look around the city. Disturbing in" Around noon only "will be the focus of downtown shops. The majority of my friends are kids made around only this past noon, aren't they? They're all kids helping us."

"I see."

"The shops are the focus of the day, and it's often the end of the day with a gentle shout. So, if you go around the usual shop, at the end of the day, I'll interrupt your uncle."

"Is this a 'all around' course, too? It seems a little far from the city..."

"No, it's more of a 'quest' than a 'roundabout' that disturbs us here"

"What do you mean," Quest "? Is that like taking it in a guild?

"Ah, yes. Right."

"In the Adventurer's Guild?

"... no, the... uncle, you know, 'adventurer' is only in the gaga..."

"... those were the times."

"I don't know what your uncle thinks about the quest you take at the guild... but the guild is' where companies hire people day or week, 'and it's' where mainly young people look for jobs with short periods of time for money '. There is naturally no such thing as a' monster crusade 'as a story. We're mainly looking for store staff and warehouse staff."

"... Really?"

"It's easy to get quests from katie stories, too. Is it famous for the guild app" Quest Ru "or something?"

……

I don't know what to say.

Something, I want you to stop.

Quests are not about guilds.

It's that easy, it's not something a young man can do like 'I'm free time and I want money, and yes, I'm questing you'.

Something more life-threatening and confronting the threat of humanity is supposed to be a quest...

A man who had once been crusaded on a quest was a complicated feeling.

"... well, times. But what does that quest have to do with you coming here?

"My uncle was left as a quest by the Alliance."

"Like," Defeat the Vampire "?

"No, I asked you to do something about my uncle, who lives in cultural property."

……

"But the decision was made that it might be a little too much in the hands of the general public because of the possibility of a legally complicated procedure, and that quest came around to the temple. So here I am."

…………

I feel like all they have to say today is the truth I don't want to know.

The man who was once the subject of Quest crusade as a threat to mankind...

In modern times, he seemed to be the subject of a crusade of quests as a troubled uncle.

"Thus' quests that are legally, or skillfully, and responsibly problematic for the general public to perform 'is a mechanism that comes around to the temple. So I've dealt with many different people before, uncle."

"... Oh, really..."

"You guys had a lot of different situations, but eventually we got a good reinsertion. So I'm sure your uncle will soon be able to reintegrate into society!

……

"Don't worry, will you? When a person who has not been in society for a long time goes out into society, something usually happens procedurally… such a fine procedure is the main business of the Virgin. My uncle can rest assured that I and the Temple will be responsible for the administrative tasks to be handled."

"... ah, oh"

Times are changing too much and I'm scared.

Apparently, modernity is a huge pain in the ass.

There seem to be so many things that cannot be solved by violence.

"Yes, uncle, your uncle started to be interested in your work, so I thought it was time for you to have something for me, right?

"... what is it?

"Oh, my God! Grandpa! It's" Resume "!

………………

"Until now, I've got something for you to be interested in at work, but I was wondering if it's time to prepare something that's more important to you that you tend to lose sight of if you didn't actually have a long working history, to be aware of the actual 'job'."

"Ugh, um..."

"Whatever you say all of a sudden in your 'unwilling to work' state, 'Come on, let's learn how to write your resume,' it's just a pain in the ass! I'm so glad my uncle started to be interested in your work..."

……

"I can't seem to tell you what kind of work you're about to start yet...... any job and knowing how to write your resume won't be negative! Now let me instruct you from Step One, Writing Your Name Clearly!

Thus began the resume writing guide.

It was just time to write letters with a noose of heart.

Because men don't work.

So - it goes without saying that 'How to Write a Resume', taught in a state of unwillingness to work, was nothing but mendiculous.