Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

"Mr. Vampire... the fairy is leaving the castle..."

The man jumped unexpectedly.

I doubt my hearing due to too many anomalies.

But... it was decided normally.

Because men are vampires.

Humans have been treated perfectly as' unemployed Uncle Hikikomori 'because it is universally thought that' vampires only appear in gaga '...

He is not like his uncle.

Self-regenerating, uncle.

Therefore, hearing was swept away, and age-related decay was unlikely in the body.

"Fairy... what is it all of a sudden..."

So there can be no mistake in the words I heard, and the man was worthless and horny.

In the meantime, sit at the foot of the bed, remove the glasses (dat) from the pillow without meaning, and put them on or off.

Even my eyesight isn't bad.

The first thing a man looks at is a girl who floats in the universe with her thin wings growing on her back, so small that she might end up in the palm of her hand.

Even that is not a trick caused by paranoia or telemetry, but a living human rattle creature that is that small.

Fairy.

Although the world treats vampires like 'fantasy creatures', they are widely loved, unlike vampires.

Though it has the disadvantage that intelligence is as low as it sucks, it goes hand in hand with the pity of appearance, and everyone in the castle - with the exception of some poorly character dragons like 'I hate those who love me more than I do' - loves me.

So I don't think my life in the castle is going to be so hard that I'm leaving...

"What's the matter... no way, the dragon jealous of your cuteness harassed you...? Or... right... the dragon harassing you? Or... uh... a dragon... a dragon... harassing...?

"I know."

"... well. I don't think so."

I couldn't think of any other possibilities besides harassing the dragon, but that doesn't seem to be the case either.

Anyway, in fairy intelligence, even if you're really harassed, you can't perceive it...

"Ha!? That's right. Something I have to tell the vampire..."

"Are we talking about leaving the castle?

"How did you know?

"... well, keep talking"

"The fairy must leave the castle... because..."

……

"Because there are limits to the exercise you can do in the house..."

……

Men just thought about it for a second.

That's how I guessed.

"Is that an outing that feels like going home by dinner?

"The fairies are elite fairies, so they eat rice well. I don't have muscle to put my meal aside, I'm retarded, and that's how the fairy is smart..."

It seemed like some sort of not long outing.

I thought it was something because I was severely cut out, but I'm relieved.

But...

"Fairy, is that, what, an outing something you have to do? I don't think the world is such a safe place for you..."

At present, fairies are treated as' non-existent creatures'.

I don't know what you'll be treated like if you find yourself in a ningen full of the world.

In fact, they threw stones and stuff at the dragon for handling 'weird dogs'.

"Though there are limits to the exercise you can do in the house, you are small and this castle is vast. I don't know what kind of exercise you want to do, but I don't think this castle is too small where you ran and flew all by yourself."

"I know."

"I want you to stop when you can go outside"

"I can't do that."

"Why"

"The fairy goes to the gym to sign up."

"... sorry, what?

"Something I have to tell the vampire..."

"You don't have to repeat it from there.... uh, sign up for the gym? Who's Jim?

"It's a garden of muscle and sweat, where the muscle elites gather."

"... I can't see the reality."

"Everything can be equipped with a variety of instruments, you can intensively train the muscles you want to build, you can have a dedicated trainer if you want, and after exercise, you can have elite muscle rigging with other muscles in the protein bar..."

……

"When a fairy tries to watch a fairy video, all of a sudden they say something like that, and this is a lot of what the fairy found out with elite ideas that I'm sure the fairy is trying to teach and guide about the fairies"

It's like an ad that comes out when you finally play the video, and there was an introduction to Jim and I, I guess.

Men are also completely accustomed to fairy language.

"Hmm, but to listen to you, isn't that 'gym' like a Ningen facility? I don't think there's an 'appliance' available in your size..."

"But, vampire, there's a muscle."

"... so what?"

"The fairy is a muscle, isn't she?

……

"Why?

"You, I don't know how to increase it all the time... hey, were you exercising until earlier?

"... earlier..."

"Okay. Looks like you did."

Fairies lose their intelligence when they get tired.

The relationship between muscle strength and intelligence is unknown, but this fairy gains intelligence when she decides to pose muscularly, or recovers lowered intelligence when she performs abs, etc.

Maybe my brain is really a muscle, not a retreat.

"Anyway, I don't think 'membership' is possible for you..."

"Even smart?

"Even smart seems impossible. Well, if you don't try to be smart, I can assure you."

"... no"

"Isn't that something? If you need equipment, I won't put it up for you..."

"But where there's muscle, there's a fairy. In addition to fairies, there may be fairies at the gym… they may have company if they go to" The Garden of Muscle and Sweat ""

……

In a man's memory, there was nothing like 'fairies gather in the muscles', so it seemed like the only characteristic of the individual in front of him to have a strong focus on the muscles...

If you think of her feelings for company, it's hard to say 'stop' unhindered - men are gentlemen. Gentlemen must be kind to others.

But the fact is, 'Membership' would be impossible for 'Jim'.

Once fairies normally appear in the institutions of human society, they become absolutely noisy.

The Virgin has now finally admitted to being a vampire...

That's why soon everything in the world will be like, 'Fantasy species wasn't a fantasy'.

... but when I see the fairy we are hissed, I want to fulfill her innocent wishes.

I don't know what to do.

"... hey, fairy... nothing but gym is a garden of muscles and sweat"

"But... what's more muscularly dense than a gym..."

"If you look at this, won't you change your opinion?

Speaking...

The man opened the chest collar of the gown he was wearing in his bedroom.

What emerged from inside was a muscle stuck under some skin that was slightly too white.

Yes - the man was a muscle.

"Ahhh!? Muscles!

The fairy gets excited.

A man moves his chest with a pimple.

"What do you say, fairy... the muscles are here. It's on you, it's on me, it's on the dragon, it's on my family, it's on me. And sweat, all the creatures."

……

"I mean, as long as someone's there, it gets' Garden of Muscle and Sweat '"

……

"Your Garden of Muscle and Sweat was in this castle."

"... the fairy, you had lost sight of it. It was so close, the muscles..."

"Do you understand?

The man hesitated in a dandy voice as he piqued his chest muscles.

The fairy nods cockle.

"The fairy... the fairy... for a moment, he might have been retarded... I can't believe I haven't noticed the muscles that were so close..."

"... well. Shall we exercise lightly?"

……

"If you don't sweat, you don't get" Garden of Muscles and Sweat, "do you?

…… Ma, muscle?

"Muscle"

The man nodded.

I didn't know what kind of return to give, but apparently I was right.

The fairy seems happy.

"Muscle!"

"Uhm. Muscle"

"Muscle!"

"Oh, even if it's a muscle.... Well, shall we begin? - Let's call this the Garden of Muscles and Sweat."

"Vampires... thank you..."

"Oh, my God."

The man smiles and nods.

- Thus the girl's dreams were protected.

And then there's the breath of the man who does the muscles.

- He said there was a family member who saw a man and a fairy in the face called 'What are you doing with these guys'.