Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

"... hmm? What is this?"

It was a rough afternoon.

A strange letter was discovered as a man revealed the mail he had left in the castle on a visiting sofa.

I usually ignore it because I think it's direct mail (sometimes in a man's heritage castle. head down to the enthusiasm of the deliveryman), there is a sentence like this.

"Notice of Winning Temple United Bodybuilding Games"

"... novel"

"We're on a closed sale right now! '' We have a new store! '' This is the price for a trip around the world now!? '

… In this way, direct mail is generally categorized into three patterns: 'cheap', 'new store opening' and 'good value'.

That's what 'you can go to a bodybuilding tournament' is about.

There may also be a certain number of layers who think this is a good deal announcement, but the number of customers will be quite limited.

"Hmmm... is it because I'm ordering protein from the mail... Speaking of which, I think there have been more letters like this since I started using the mail order"

Is there a leak somewhere...

A man was giving thought to the outside world, it was then.

Catan.

A pet door opened at the bottom of the entrance and exit of the room and someone came in.

A majority of five residents of this house use pet doors.

The man moves his gaze to see who the visitor is.

"You're a fairy. Hey, what's up?

I witnessed a girl so small that she was likely to be in the palm of her hand that she approached her as she moved the four blades on her back.

That guy lands in front of a man, on a low table with direct mail on it.

"I'm a fairy."

"... no, I know that when I see it..."

"Vampires… fairies remembered to come to the vampire's room at this hour"

"Hmm."

"But I can't remember everything else..."

……

"Fairy...... Who is Fairy?

It's a philosophical question.

A fairy is an idiot.

But the man is a gentleman, so I could care less to speak of such direct expression.

In addition, both fairies and men are treated as' fantasy species', the 'unworldly'.

Of course a man is a vampire and a fairy is a fairy, so it's a completely different kind...

It is a "fantasy species" in the world.

From a man who is' compatriot 'in that sense, he also thought that making fun of his compatriots was an act of questioning his own character.

"Well, you should take your time remembering the errands you made in this room. I organize direct mail..."

"... Oh! Muscles!"

A fairy jumps up and sticks to the direct mail for The Temple United Bodybuilding Games, which was in the hands of a man.

"Fairy...... the horns of direct mail are stiff and sharp. If I stick around too much, I'll penetrate easily if it's about your skin. Stop clinging because it's dangerous."

"The fairy came here for his muscles."

"Isn't it the usual"

The fairy thinks if she builds muscle, she'll be smart.

That's why I don't scratch my muscles.

"It's not! The fairy is going to a bodybuilding tournament."

……

"Because of that invitation, I came to pick it up in Mr. Vampire's room. And this is the invitation. It's marked by glowing muscles."

"You mean you got your memory back without even a single squirt"

"Because fairies are elite"

"In the first place, didn't you have to squat one way or another to get your memory back? 'The question comes first.

But the man respected the fairy's claim that "you do," he said.

"... Well, if this invitation is yours, fine. I will not dispose of it. I'll give it to you."

"Wow! I love you, vampire!

"Just one thing, okay?

"There's only one invitation, so I can't give you this."

"... one question, okay?

"If you answer that question, you're done with the question?

"... can I ask you a question?

"Whatever you want"

"Are you going to the bodybuilding tournament?

"It is."

"... how?

"This is how you sign up to participate online, receive invitations, and walk to the venue."

"You walk to be able to fly..."

"It's a workout. Yu-san, yes, no!

"... oh, no, it's not... you're not a fairy"

"What is a fairy?"

"You."

"The fairy, the fairy...... yes, the fairy was the fairy!

"... Is there only a human in the bodybuilding tournament and in the play? How do you plan on joining the fairy?

"Indeed, in Mr. Ningen and Mr. Fairy, there are differences in muscle strength. But density shouldn't matter. What you see in a bodybuilding tournament is not arm or leg strength, but purely the aesthetic (stirring) of a piece of art called muscle. Their daily training makes their flesh as perfect as sculptures made by masters of the past. That's not the size or the material, but the daily moderation and workout seen from the density and heels breeds," The effort to make a body of meat into a work of art if it's a work of art. "

"Not so!... you suddenly gain intelligence when it comes to your muscles."

"Huh?

"Seems like you should refrain from squeezing out your intelligence on muscle topics"

"Ha."

"In the meantime, calm down, I even squatted once."

The fairy nods cocklessly with a frightened face.

And when I landed at the low table, I dropped my hips as I tried to stick my butt out, in an airy chair-like position.

"Ugh..."

But I couldn't get up from that posture, and for a while pulled shivers -

Butterflies, butterflies!

The four wings on her back moved flawlessly, and she finally returned to her upright position.

"... smart!

"That was a brainy squirt.... So, fairy, you know what I'm saying?

"Words -!

"... well what. There's a wall of races, and I don't think you can take part in a human bodybuilding tournament."

"So su!? Oh no, that's..."

"For the most part, aren't we treating 'things that aren't there' in the world"

"But vampires, the rules for participation in the Bodybuilding Games didn't say, 'No fairies allowed'."

"For the most part, aren't we treating 'things that aren't there' in the world"

"The only eligibility to participate is' having muscles that are hot '! If you're banning fairies, you should be the first to write that down!

"For the most part, aren't we treating 'things that aren't there' in the world"

"Fairies love muscles, so if you don't write a ban on fairies, it's tremendous that fairies want to participate in bodybuilding competitions!?"

"I've been saying that we treat things like 'what's not there' in the world, haven't we?

"Even if the fairy is not in the public, the fairy is here."

"No, um... didn't you have the idea of writing 'no fairy participation' in the recruitment requirements from the outset because the tournament organizer thinks' there's no way 'there's a fairy? I'm telling you."

"I know."

"When I try to explain something to you, I'm always struck by a great sense of despair."

Difficult to attack.

Things that don't understand any descriptions, don't grasp explanations that are too long, and can't decipher detailed descriptions - that's the fairy. It was a synonymous fantasy species of fools.

"Well, anyway, I can't. You better give it up."

"... can't you... I thought because of that, I could show the Massive Mates how your big chest muscles walk out..."

"Grand chest muscles don't walk"

"Mr. Vampire. The fairy knows that, too. Grand chest muscle is not the main muscle that runs when walking… if you have that much knowledge, a fairy, it's natural."

"I don't think so."

"But in the bodybuilding world, words are produced every day that praise muscles in this way. The pectoralis majora does not walk. But there's this giant chest muscle that's going to walk out… it's the body building, the muscle -- the intelligence."

"I know what a world is spreading that I don't understand.... Anyway. I think I should drop off my participation in the bodybuilding tournament.... it's up to you to decide eventually."

"I don't think it's possible for a fairy to be muscular."

"Hmm."

"The fairy, indeed, is not Mr. Ningen, nor is he a vampire... but in muscle, there is"

……

"All creatures have muscles. I mean, before the muscles, everything is equal."

"... well. You seem determined. [M] Fine. Then I won't say anymore. You should come."

Fantasy species go out to the public.

What the act brings to the world and to men - it's not beyond imagination.

But the man was a gentleman.

Belief, determination of others - I will not deny my thoughts without a headache.

Even if you are tired, men believe that thoughts should be respected.

"The fairy is going. … to narrow it down one last time and let this muscle say that there is a world."

"... um. Hang in there."

The man said nothing more.

And...

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Games day.

A leprechaun leaves the men's room at daylight.

"... fairies? Were you still in the castle? Aren't we gonna make it already?

"This is the fairy's castle, isn't it?

"I'm not... well, it's my castle in the first place, but I'm not even talking about it... what's wrong with you, bodybuilding tournament?

"... Bodybuilding Games?

The fairy snapped her neck.

The man shall be hacked.

- Yes, fairy memories don't last long.

……

"Mr. Vampire, what's wrong?

The fairy was flying around worried about the man as he blinked with four wings on his back.

The man took his pocket watch out of the pocket of the gown he was wearing and tempted his time.

- I can't make it.

Ever since the fairy made a statement of determination to go to the bodybuilding tournament, the man was strangely concerned, because he was eager to fish for venue locations, time, past participants, tournament patterns, and video.

The venue for the tournament will never make it out of the castle.

"Mr. Vampire?

But the fairy has already forgotten.

I'm forgetting that determination, that readiness, that passion - the very existence of the bodybuilding tournament that I was putting in as much as' do the final refinement '!

"... the vampire, the fairy, was supposed to leave the vampire's room at this hour."

……

"But I've forgotten everything but this time of year..."

……

"Vampires, fairies, why are you here?

to the inquiry.

The man - in her innocent eyes, the man.

"... it's a fairy."

……

'Cause you promised to do some muscle work with me.'

I made the choice 'Don't Remind Me'.

The fairy looks down.

"Muscle Tree! Why did the fairy forget such an important thing..."

"Well the usual. Besides, I'm kind of willing to do it today, too. Come on, let's do it."

The man took it off.

The stuck pectoralis shakes pimply.

- I don't walk in the pectoralis major.

I just didn't think this thick muscle could be relied upon to hide a gentle heart and bitter truth that shouldn't be revealed.