Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

"Vampires... the time has finally come"

The dragon is hovering meaninglessly in front of me, but the allekore I was putting on my desk is flying away with great momentum, so disturbing.

Men are gentlemen.

Although the definition of the term gentleman seems to vary from time to time, 'gentleman' for men was' a gentleman who is serene, affordable and always mindful of his opinions from a fair point of view '.

So men always want to try to respond calmly to monstrous creatures that breeze like harassment in front of them.

Even if the wood scraps that had been dropped on the visitors' low table were scattered like snowstorms, the man would not break his serene attitude, even if the feathers were to receive the wood scraps puffs face to face.

Gentlemen.

I am a man who tries not to impose too many rules on himself, but only the rule 'you gentlemen' has always been imposed, and I intend to live by this constantly.

So the man caught the urge to throw the sculpture knife he had in his hand at the dragon.

I placed the murder weapon on the low table, breathed briefly "ugh," and smiled.

Then he pressed a short cylindrical object - "Arre of Families" - that was placed on the table.

Electronic audio echoing through the castle.

A young girl in maid's clothes, with dark hair hiding one eye, appearing so much less and opening the door of the room - her family.

The man commanded his family.

"Family, keep the dragon soaked in strong carbonated water for a while"

"Wait! What's that real pain?!?"

Looks like the dragon just panicked, but not a family member who told me to wait and wait.

With a dragon-specific capturing technique that no longer reaches the realm of ripeness, winged monsters with four legs quickly become tortoise bound.

"Wait, vampire! I need to talk to you! Just listen to me!

"... I have no choice. Family, bring strong carbonated water and contents."

"Are you going to let me talk about it by soaking it in carbonation?"

"I recently learned that you can't seem to feel that others are annoyed by your actions unless you are in real pain. And I've also been sweet lately... there was something about me that I felt sorry for when I did something too terrible, expecting you to reflect on yourself somewhere. But I remember..."

"What?"

"You're a dragon."

A dragon is a dragon.

Worldwide, it's called a 'fantasy species' - a monster that only appears in the gaga.

They look like small dogs to modern people.

Modern people's eyes are a milestone.

But it's a dragon.

In a long time, the giant was lost and became a small dog size, with no braces to burn the whole city down in a single blow, and the ability to fly, which is said to run a thousand miles in an instant, disappeared.

Still, it's a stubborn fantasy creature - a dragon - covered in a urchin that's tougher than metal.

So,

"A slightly stronger smell won't kill you."

"There seems to be a big difference between you and me in our perception of the existence of a 'dragon'."

"My family is back with strong carbonated water and tarai"

Give me five minutes.

"Hmm."

The man removes a metal pocket watch from the overalls belly pocket he was wearing.

And Cotton, and placed it on the low table.

"What is it?

"First, a dragon is a beautiful girl."

I don't think I need five minutes.

"Well listen. I'll admit it. I don't really look like a pretty girl... this is true"

"... Hmm"

"Though how much my identity is a beautiful girl and if I am decursed it will represent my true appearance, my current state is indeed a four-legged mammal...... I have to admit that the direction of cuteness is not the same as that of a beautiful girl"

A man discovered that when more than three pokes in one line make him feel 'okay'.

The identity of the dragon is not a beautiful girl.

The dragon is not cursed.

Dragons are not mammals.

And the dragon is not cute.

"... so?

"For years I've been searching for a way to break the curse I've been subjected to… I recently discovered it"

…………

"Would you stop losing interest"

I don't know how they reacted, even though they said they weren't cursed but they discovered a way to break the curse or something.

"... well, shall we hang out all the time? So?"

"You know what a virtual video distributor is?

"You said it before. If you speak up and announce in the video that you are a dragon, they call you a virtual video distributor..."

"Yes, I looked into that as a trigger... a virtual video distributor is a service that makes it easy for anyone to be a pretty girl"

"... what is that"

"It's hard for you, the old head, to understand... don't try to accept it with your head. Feel it with your heart.... OK, vampire, there will be a variety of people in the world. Uncle, aunt, grandfather, grandmother, old man, lady... age, gender, appearance, everything varies"

"Well, yeah."

"But so many diverse human beings have one common desire"

"'World Peace', etc.?

"I want to be a beautiful girl."

"............... No, isn't it? At least the people I know…"

"Vampires, the person you are dealing with is a beautiful girl from the beginning. The only ningen in the world who doesn't want to be a beautiful girl is a beautiful girl. In other words, every ningen you touch belongs to the exception."

"No, there 'll be boys too"

"A beautiful boy is a beautiful girl."

"... no, no, no"

"A beautiful boy is a beautiful girl."

"But..."

"Look, vampire. - A beautiful boy is a beautiful girl."

I don't know what it is, but I feel a slight pressure.

There seemed to be enough certainty in the dragon to even call it fanaticism.

"... well, I guess so. So?"

"Have you ever wondered why all mankind wants to be beautiful girls?

"I've just learned about the notion that humanity wants to be a beautiful girl, so I've never even thought about it."

"Because all mankind is a beautiful girl."

……

"All mankind, beautiful girls - oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!?"

The family began to soak dragons with strong carbonated water.

Five minutes - I don't think it's been.

"Vampire, no! Humanity is a beautiful girl! My heart! Patchy!? Patchy!? Beautiful girl......! The true figure is a beautiful girl! So they all want to go back to being beautiful girls!

The dragon, which kept screaming as the carbonated water drifted from its back, had an inexplicable force.

The man suspects - that what the dragon is trying to say is that no matter what kind of torture he is subjected to, he will never be wronged, his very conviction!

You have to listen carefully.

The man leans forward in posture and faces a dragon dipped to the base of his leg in strong carbonated water.

"Vampires! All humans want to go back to being beautiful girls! The art of becoming a beautiful girl in a virtual space has been developed! You see!? Now, the technology of Virtual Girlization, born in the world, is the" Curse Relief Method "of modern times! Awwwwwwwwwww! Oh, by the way! I also broke the curse of a four-legged walking mammal, and it was boggle-boggle-boggle-boggle-boggle-boggle-boggle-boggle-boggle-boggle-boggle-boggle-boggle-boggle-boggle-boggle-boggle-boggle!

There are also dragons in strong carbonated water.

The man raises one hand and makes his family stop pressing the dragon's head against the carbonated water.

"Dragon... your story doesn't make sense."

"I'm sure you do."

I am still soaked in strong carbonated water to the base of my neck, but I am not at all comfortable with it.

Even sulphuric acid is likely to withstand heart strength.

"but...... it conveyed that you wanted to be a 'pretty girl anyway'"

"Not so"

"Are you not?"

"It's not" I want to be a beautiful girl, "it's" I want to go back to being a beautiful girl. "If I make a mistake there, the settings change. Watch your language from now on."

"... family"

"Be careful. I'll be careful."

"... nothing.... Well, I don't know what the complaint is, but I know how hot it feels. Is that all?

"No, that's the real deal from here. I - I want to break the curse that has befallen me. But to do that, we need something."

"What is it?

"Equipment"

…………

"More specifically, capital investment costs. for video shooting......"

"Isn't there a Kaitai story? I bet that's how you've been shooting videos before, huh?

"The line is too thin. The specs are too low, and there are limits to such a substitute without even a stand. To be a smoother, prettier girl, you need bigger equipment."

"... so?

"Invest in me. We need the equipment to make the Pretty Girl 3D model into a famous illustrator or to live the game."

"I have no taste in dragons."

"I hit a mountain with a virtual video distributor and I will definitely return it"

"... what are the odds of that 'one mountain hit'?

"Er... there are about three thousand of them overall... and that number is on the way to increase..."

"Looks like you should chill your head. Family, soak it for half a day."

When the man commands, the family takes a dragon filled tarai, courteously aiming for the entrance and exit of the room.

"Vampires! I'm not giving up! I will break the curse! Let me invest in you!

"Make your own money."

"Give up -"

The abandonment dialogue disappeared when the family put a lid on Tarai.

A loud creature leaves the room and the man sighs deeply.

"I hope you will soon forget about this topic..."

Dragon claims change periodically to 'sleigh' as reptiles peel.

But why...

This time, I'm sure, I'm persistent.

I didn't feel that way.