On the Way Home I Got a Bride and Twin Daughters, Who Were Dragons
Step through the neighborhood dungeons! ①
"I'm not stupid, you."
"What?"
Why am I being cursed?
"Hey, you? I was threatened, and I couldn't say a word back, so it ends? So there's no chicks or Aoi?
"Oh, oh."
My father exhaled really deeply.
"Yes, Kaoruhei-kun. Souta-pu."
"Huh?"
Stand up as you are told.
"Father Punch!
"Buha!
I get blown up and crash into the wall.
"Yes. End of punishment. Oh, Lord Nez, look for me. No."
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
"Why did you hit me now!
Rubbing his beaten right cheek, he asks his father a natural question.
I just explained the situation to my father and Shohei when I got home for dinner!
"I don't know why."
Daddy arming himself with a Doya face.
Hey, the people around me, they don't speak Japanese these days.
"... So, brother, you didn't step out of the room until just now?
Shohei, who took my tea bowl instead, which seemed overflowing, looks worried.
"Hey, Kaoruhei. How old are you?
"Huh? Sixteen. What is it!?
Assuming he's my oldest son! You don't even remember your age. I am!
"Yeah. Sixteen. Kid's a good place, too, right?
That's what the hell is going on, old man.
"Why, when you know everything, do you think?
"To?"
Still, I don't know what my father's talking about.
"There is. Sure, there's a lot of danger if you live. It happened to me, too. I can't count with both hands what I thought I might die."
Hey, man. Not so much.
But I do remember a few times, too.
I thought I might die when I got into a tribal rally and fell for it, or when Putzn was about to dump me.
"Still, I'm mostly not dying. You know why?
"I was lucky...... from?
"Maybe there is one too. But the biggest one."
My father laughed niggardly.
"I really don't want to die."
"To?"
"Humans, I don't know if I'm willing to die. But I can do anything without wanting to die. Rather, it might be stronger that way."
Well, I've never actually seen a dead guy say he's willing to die.
"Are you and Aoi so weak that you don't want your little ones to die"
... No, that's not true.
So.
"So! Aoi's mother has a say!
"You'll soon know it's broken."
What the fuck! You know that because you're stupid!
"That's because you two are trying to figure it out."
"Huh?"
Oh, but the only people we rely on, the little ones.
"Well, it's a dragon. I guess that's what I came up with because I came all by myself. But think about it. You and Shohei have been growing up on our own for seven years.
It's not worth relying on...
"I don't care if you guys ask for help. If they're coming to suck, well, I just bought them, but I can even sell this house and move out, and it looks like I'll have fun living on the run with that money or something. I feel bad for Shohei, but how about there?
"I'm not. I can't live alone."
Rice Tea Bowl With chopsticks in one hand, Shohei nods quietly.
"Behold, my youngest child's good sense of that thing. Even you, if Shohei was in trouble, you'd sell about your organs, right? Hmm?"
Well, if it helps, I'll sell it.
"You guys are still total kids. Even Aoi, who says he's two hundred and fifty years old, hasn't grown a spirit at all with his drawstrings pulling his tail. I don't know, I don't know. Do you have an adult who doesn't talk to kids about big choices?"
Oh, that.
"Besides, you're not like you these days"
Huh?
"No guns, no big mess, no brain enough without thinking. Where the hell have you been? That's what I love about you. It's funny to look at, and I'm proud of it. My idiot, you look good, don't you? Holy shit."
Don't you have to say that much!
"I'm thinking too much of a mess. It's important to think about it, but if you don't know, don't hesitate to count on me. You've been struggling with Dada. Lick it."
Oh, Father.
"I am."
Shohei got up.
"I've always thought your brother was weird lately."
Is that it? Shohei-kun, could you be crying?
"From the day my sister Aoi arrived, it was all about my brother, and I stopped saying what I wanted to do, and I kind of didn't like it."
Uh, no, I'm talking about Jaja and Nana.
"Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!
Shohei's voice came up.
I'm desperate to keep my whimpers down.
Soon your hands will be gripped on your knees, enough to discolor bright red.
"I don't like that, if I'm mad, Jaja, I'm flying away! So! Brother, I'm still working on it, because! Help me, I thought I'd give it to you!
Tears pound on my knees.
"So, but, hey, not me, my brother!
Maybe you don't know what you're talking about anymore.
Both eyes are rubbed with gossip and bright red around the eyes.
And breathe deeply.
"Such a brother! I don't like it! Brother, ha! My brother,
Stupid, but honest, I'll do what I want before I say it! I would never do anything wrong, brother!
Shohei sprinkled her thoughts.
"Yes, Kaoruhei-kun, my brother cried. I'm already full of sins."
"Buha!
Now he hit me in the left cheek.
Blow it up and fall to the floor.
Well, think.
That's right.
I'm just trying to figure out what I can do to keep my promise to Aoi.
Where did my intentions go?
Jaja is adorable.
Nana is cute.
Aoi is dangerous.
Mikuma is scared.
So.
"............ that's good"
What were you afraid of?
That's right.
I don't have to deal with armed groups.
Whatever pity is, Aoi fights and I protect the little ones.
Officer Dougie or Officer Inoue, I've never met him, but the police chief can help.
110, you can do it.
"Oh, resurrection?
I get a lot of momentum.
"Dad!"
"What a fool son"
"One more shot! The economy, please!
"Leave it to me, eldest!
"Buha!
My father smiled and swung right through, and the pain that resonated in the core of his unprecedented head ran.
With that pain, I woke up.