"Gu,... it's already, it's just a bummer"
I finally stopped crying and rubbed my nose.
But Eliza won't stop stroking my head.
"Heh heh, you were crying like a pig. It's a boy, so hold on."
"Shit, ah, how about a little something first"
I'm talking to him as he rinses his nose, so I answer him with a squeaky voice.
"Oh, you have a runny nose. Here, now cover your nose."
That's what Eliza says, she wipes me with a cloth on my nose.
I was embarrassed because a woman's finger, which I don't know very well, touches my face.
"Grandpa ya."
"Yes, ma'am"
When Mr. Eliza called, someone from somewhere, old and dressed as a butler, appeared.
This old man was not among the servants from earlier.
(Where did it come from?
"Prepare the bath."
"Already done"
"Yes, then take this little piggy to the bathroom"
"I'm in awe"
The man who told me Grandpa Ya praises me.
"What, but..."
"If you can get out of my mansion with that face, it's a disgrace to my house. Wash your face."
"But"
"Just go."
Still, when I tried to sink in, Mr. Eliza rang her fingers.
Then Grandpa Ya took charge of me.
It's quite heavy, but Grandpa Ya can't see how he cares.
Lord Inota, if you'll excuse me.
That said, Grandpa Ya will take me.
He said the place to be taken was a bathroom from what I heard.
(Interested in knowing if it's a noble bathroom)
So I thought the place they took me was really a bathroom.
When I saw it, I wanted to ask if it was some kind of money or water here.
It's about that big, and the ceiling is so high on top of it.
From the mouth mimicking some animal, hot water flows irresistibly.
"... that's a little different from the royal palace bath"
The royal palace bath is attached to the room where I live, but the hot water flowed from the nozzle attached to the ceiling when I pressed the switch instead of the type of hot water.
So I thought so too, but I was surprised because it wasn't. [M]
"But it's been a long time since you took a Japanese-style bath"
I don't have anything to soak up the water, so I put hot water on my body at my disposal.
And into the hot water.
"Huh, that's a good temperature"
It's not hot, it's not warm, it's just the right temperature.
I take a long bath. It's a longer bath than the Mai's, so if you don't get up early often, they'll tell you to boil it or something, but I don't care.
"... is it good? So welcoming..."
The Marquis, the Lord, says nothing, so I wonder if it's okay.
I was soaking in hot water and the bathroom door opened.
I was wondering if anyone had come in, and what a Mr. Eliza had come in.
Oh, my God, with your body covered with a towel.
"What do you say, piglet, good temperature?
"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine"
"Yes, then get up quickly. I'll wash your back."
whatsoever ⁉
What did you just say to this guy?
"Oh, excuse me. I'd love to hear you say it again."
"I said I'd wash your back."
Apparently, it's not a mistake to ask.
(Calm down, calm down. Me)
I closed my eyes for a little while.
But Mr. Eliza doesn't give me that kind of time.
"Look, come out quickly. I'll wash your back, thank you."
"Yeah, yeah, but"
"Come on, come on up."
I have no choice but to go up from the hot water.
Turning around, Grandpa Ya was in front of him.
Where did you come from when you weren't here earlier?
"Excuse me. Lord Inota."
That's what Grandpa said, and he wrapped a towel around my hip.
When I finished the roll, he was gone.
(Who's grandpa?
I really thought so.
"Look, come quickly."
Eliza, who covered herself with a towel, takes a chair from somewhere and urges me to sit down.
I didn't know how this was happening right now.
Gossip, Gossip.
Eliza washing my back.
(This guy's a nobleman, isn't he? Why are you washing my back?
I don't know why anymore.
"What do you say, no itching? Piglets."
"Yes, no, not at all."
Answer with a nod of voice.
Honestly, I never thought I could get a woman to wash her back at this age.
Sometimes Eliza's fingers touch my skin.
The gesture is as gentle as a stroke.
"You have a beautiful back. Not a scratch."
"I come from a peaceful place, so there are few wounds compared to people in this world."
"Really, by the way, may I ask?
"What?
"I'm talking about the sauce I just ate."
"Oh, is that it"
I remember my mother's taste, and I cried unconsciously.
"Was that sauce that good?
"Right. It tasted good. Besides, it resembled the flavor of the seasoning my mother used a lot, so I had tears."
"Huh, really?"
Erizzan is washing my body and thinking about something.
"... you want that sauce?
"I want it."
I answered instantly.
I don't know if I'll ever be able to go home again. So I want something that tastes similar to my hometown seasoning.
"Quick answer. It's made of condiments I made. That's why we don't have that amount."
"... Really?"
This is a good bodily no dialogue.
I can't tell you, I don't like it when they bend my umbilical cord, so I'm pulling back here.
"Right. If you really want a piglet, you can give it a little."
"True and Ridiculous ⁉"
I look back and grab Eliza's hand.
Fingers like white fish. Now, a beautiful hand with no stains and scratches.
"Do you want that much?
"I want it!
"Quick answer.... Fine. If you want it so bad, I'll raise it a little."
"Oh, thank you!
I thank you from the bottom of my heart. [M]
"Damn, I don't want it that bad, you lowly little pig."
"Excuse me. Something's been welcoming you, but please be generous."
"... please. You're noble, so it's a duty of nobility to treat civilians like piglets."
A duty of nobility?
Not for civilians like me. That's an idea.
After that, I washed myself before and left the bathroom.
I greeted the Marquis before I left.
The Marquis smiled and said, "Didn't our daughter have a crude phase or something? I've heard."
When I said there was nothing crude about it, I said, "Really? That's good," he says looking at Mr. Eliza.
Eliza is turning away, so I don't know what she looks like.
I was dropped off by the Marquises who came to drop me off at the front door, and I took the carriage back to the royal palace.
"Ha, here we are."
I'm not so much on it, but I'm not used to the waving of the carriage.
I guess there's still no suspension or anything on the carriage in this world.
I go back to my room stroking my sore ass.
On my way to my room.
"Inoda-kun"
Suddenly, I was called from behind.
I looked back in surprise, and it was Mr. Vertebra who was there.
"Hey, you home?
"Where have you been? I was worried because you weren't even in the royal palace looking..."
Mr. Vertebra approached me. And he's cracking his nose.
Then he looked at me with an eye that didn't hold light in his eyes.
"... I smell a woman I don't know"
"Yes?"
"I smell a woman I don't know"
"Why, say it twice ⁉"
Does the smell of a woman mean Miss Eliza?
I wasn't that close, except for the bathroom.
I was nearby in the bathroom, but the smell would be flying in hot water.
If I think about it, Mr. Vertebra will look me in the eye.
With eyes like dead fish that don't blink one.
"Hey, Inoda. Where have you been? I want you to be honest."
"Uh, uh, a little something invited me to the mansion of someone whose horse fits, so I went"
I tried to deal with Mr. Vertebra and found out something. It turns out that sometimes it's better to lie while you're honest than to lie poorly.
"Huh, was there a woman there?
"Well, I would have been a servant."
There were some.
"Yes... hey, I want you to tell me where you were going"
I can't.
If I told you, I'd go there right now, but I'm going to freak out about the murder.
I slip back so I can't fall apart. [M]
And when you get far enough, run out.
"Ah."
"I'm tired today, I'll talk to you again!
That's what I said, I'll run at full speed.
Mr. Vertebra was distracted, but he immediately regained his mind.
"Mr. Inoda, wait..."
Mr. Vertebra goes after me at full speed.
Then we run around the royal palace at full speed.
They chased me all night because of it.
(Well then, I feel sappy in the bath ruined)
While I think so, I run away from Mr. Vertebra.