One Hundred Ways to Satisfy Your Beloved Wife

Looking at the test paper in front of him and the four men in black with black clothes armed to their teeth, Shangguan Jing had the illusion of returning to the college entrance examination.

Not to mention the test papers in front of him, where are the shortcuts to the peak of life?

He can understand the previous English translations and linear algebra. It can be considered that Xia Qianqian's elders hope that his son-in-law is not an illiterate person.

But what the hell is that behind!

Is it really good for a 30-year-old virgin who is so embarrassed to blush holding hands?

[1] Recently, my girlfriend thinks that you are too close to a colleague’s sister and feel jealous.

One day, you and your sister worked overtime, and when she came out, her shoelaces were loose.Look at her holding things in both hands, so she squatted down to help her send it.After finishing the tie, he looked up and found that his girlfriend was staring at you with trembling anger!

Dead!At this moment your inspiration flashed, _

A: Why are you angry again?She can't bend over when she is pregnant with my baby!Can't you be generous?

B: Mute the girlfriend

C: I blinded my girlfriend

D: "Don't tremble, see you trembling.

[2] You worked overtime today and couldn't go home to have dinner with your girlfriend. When you got home, you opened the door and found that she was sitting at the table with her mouth beeping high, and she felt like she was almost touching the ceiling.

Feeling guilty, you immediately ___________.

A: Help put her mouth on the ceiling

B: Lift her up and use her to vacuum the ceiling

C: Tell her gently "I have eaten with other female colleagues, you don't have to wait for me

D: Before her mouth touched the ceiling, she removed the ceiling

[3] Qian Qian and your sister fell into the sea. Who do you save?

[4] How much is your deposit and what is the bank card password?

[5] How many children do you plan to have after getting married?Want a boy or a girl?

[6] Do you think Qianqian loves you?What is the degree of love?

[7] Are you ready to get married?

[8] 10 points out of 10 points. How would you rate yourself? Why?

[9] How to live after marriage?

[10] Do you resist beating?

After reviewing all the questions, Shangguan Jing felt that he was not crazy, and did not stand up and threw the pen into the pot of Buddha Jumping the Wall in front of the old man. He really used all his power to restrain himself.

He has seen the first two questions. They were sent to his boyfriend on the Internet. If he answered them, he would be a fool!

But what the hell is that behind?

Shouldn't a normal routine ask you and my mother who fell into the river to save?Why did he become a younger sister when he got here?

However, just raised his head, before he could see what was in the bowl of the old man, he caught a glimpse of the silver light in front of him. The next moment, there was a straight silver chopstick on his table, and Biling Biling’s flash blinded his titanium in minutes. Golden dog eyes.

Shangguan Jing took a breath of air, and the more he realized that he had mistakenly boarded the thief ship, how could he never expected that such a violent girl would be so gentle on her?

Just when he was stunned, the old man who was missing a chopstick on the opposite side temporarily stopped eating.

He slowly raised his head and looked up at the official scene with a sweet smile: "Shangguan children's shoes? Is there a problem with this question?"

Shangguanjing glanced at the chopsticks that were one-third of the table, then glanced at Sun Ji, who was swollen into a pig's head, shook his head with a smile, picked up the pen and quickly started writing.

[3] I can't swim either, nor can my sister, so the hard work is shallow.

[4] Deposits are all done in the hands of Grandpa. I don’t know how much, but I can get it with my ID card, the password is 288388, and the normal salary is 20,000+ after tax for one month. The subsidy is based on whether you are traveling .

[5] This daughter-in-law said, Dink is fine, as long as she likes it.

[6] The time is still short, I can’t say love, but when we get married, we will get together and strive for one couple for life.

[7] It's done, it's her.

[8] I think it’s 8 points, at least not too ugly, not too bad at work, worthy of shallow.

[9] Respect the meaning of Qianqian.

[10] This... not very resistant... I was beaten when I first met, so...

Compared to Shangguan Jing's serious thinking, Sun Ji on the side was much quicker.

With a swipe of the pen, he filled out his share in minutes, and then looked at the calm old man with his eyes closed with a smile on his face.

It was not until Shangguan Jing decided that he would not change it, and the papers of the two were collected.

Just when they thought the suffering would end soon, the old man stood up from his chair leisurely and said loudly: "This is the end of the first level. For this paper, we will give a score. But we won't let two people. In vain, our Xia family is very disciplined."

Following the old man's voice, two people walked in behind the door.

If Qin Chen's style is considered low-key and connotative luxury, then the man in front of him is flying high.One person issued ten gold bars as a hard expense for the written test, which once again made Shangguanjing more confused about Xia Qianqian's family.

Didn't this little girl say that she was an adopted daughter who the Xia family didn't want to see?

The ten gold bars are 7 digits.

With this doubt and anxiety, the two were led to a new room.

"It's probably similar to a stress test. As you know, our family is simple and simple, and not deeply involved in the world. But this life, even I can't guarantee that all days are smooth and smooth. So, I need your ability to withstand stress well enough to take on the responsibility of a husband."

"However, the ugly words are in the front. This test is bloody. But it is not physical, but mental. It is too late to withdraw! However, participation is the same as before! A three, a four!" After losing his long beard, the door opened again, and two more people walked in with their plates.

Looking at the irregular shape, Shangguan Jing frowned slightly.

Before I had time to think about it, I heard Sun Ji screaming: "Broiled pork!"

Shangguan Jing: "???"

"No culture! This is jade!!! An idiot!" The old man was so angry that he fluttered his beard and hit Sun Ji's forehead heavily with his pipe.

"What? Jade?" Sun Ji's eyes were round, and he carefully put his hand up, touched it a few times, and then accepted the reality, cold, hard, and without fragrance.

Seeing that he had finished touching, the old man snorted and waved his hand to cover the red cloth on the jade.

"Okay, I've seen the reward, you can go in."

Before Sun Ji could react, the people behind Sun Ji pushed him directly into the room in front of him.

After a short three seconds, Shangguan Jing heard the screams of the earth-shattering ghosts!

"Damn!"

"Ghost!"

"Mom, save me! Mom, where are you!"

Shangguan Jing: "..."

Old man: "..."

Hearing the hysterical scream inside, Su Muchen, who pretended to be an old man, finally couldn't help but pinched his fingers. Is this the person who was supposed to marry Qian Qian in the legend?Yes, it's nice, Xia family!

Shangguan Jing pierced his ears blankly, and there seemed to be some strange noise in Sun Ji's screaming.Although I don't know what happened in the house, since the person in front of him said it was a test, there would be no life-threatening danger.

Otherwise, there will be some papers that are trapped everywhere, which will save people directly.

With this mentality, Shangguan Jing became more calm, tidying up the corners of his clothes, and then he walked towards the mysterious room.

But just when his hand had touched the doorknob, the mysterious old man suddenly stopped him.

"Senior." Shang Guanjing struggled with his words and chose a name that he could accept. It was not that he disrespected the old man, but that there was always something strange about the old man before him.

"Well, you heard it too, this guy called it like this, you still want to enter?"

"If I don't enter, did you put a little light on it?" Shangguan Jing raised his eyebrows.

"Of course not." Turning around, Su Muchen regained his mastery.

Shangguan Jing gave him a silent look, and pulled the door of the room without saying a word and walked in.

...

Into the eyes is endless darkness, with a deep depression that makes people panic.

Shangguan Jing frowned, waiting for the door behind him to close.

However, he stood for a long time, and the horror picture he imagined did not come.

With a bang, the light turned on.

Then there was a stunned scene of Shangguan Jing.

Less than five meters away from him, there is a big bed that can sleep ten people.

At this moment, seven girls with hot bodies and different shapes were sitting on the big bed, smiling at Shangguan Jing idiotically.

Shangguanjing closed his eyes subconsciously, then opened them cautiously.

Looking back, there is no trace of the door behind him, and everything is like being in a dream.

What kind of test is this?He tilted his head and tried hard to stick to the wall. The soundproofing effect of this room was excellent, except for the laughter of the woman, there was no scream from Sun Ji.

But when he just stood at the door, he clearly saw the two doors next to each other, almost without a gap.

Suddenly.

A blast of cold wind passed over the head, casting a chill on the man from head to toe.

After another sneeze, Shangguanjing felt dizzy, as if he had inhaled something strange.

In a daze, a wretched voice sounded in the room.

"Young man, it's time to send welfare. You are now in the incurable love potion, and you have two choices before you. One, stay for 12 hours by yourself, and leave the sequelae. Second, go find it now Sister, please do whatever you like, there is no video here. Qian Qian won't know."

"!!! Love potion?" Shangguan Jing plopped and fell heavily to the ground.

The girls in the surveillance and the room were left stunned.

Xia Qianqian looked at the drowsy man in the room and looked at her brother suspiciously: "Brother Mu Chen, would you give him fake medicine?"

Su Muchen: "..."

...

At the same time, Lao Lao received Wu He with his stomach up in the VIP channel.

Wu He smiled and gave her a big bear hug, and also lost her luggage.

"Where is your assistant?" Lao Lao looked behind her curiously.

Wu He raised his hand and patted her shoulder, with a calm expression: "What kind of assistant do you want, my old lady is here to soak the man! Isn't it getting in the way with people?"