Chapter 501: Meiser Laughs Out Loud, This Guy Is Getting More and More Ridiculous
"Hey!"
"Your Majesty!"
"Why are you resigning from your position as King?"
"Please give us an answer!"
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"Your Majesty!"
The citizens of Dressrosa looked up at the high palace, shouting with all their might, wanting Doflamingo to come out and give them an explanation.
But unfortunately... Doflamingo never answered that question from beginning to end.
At this moment, he was sitting in his room, silently staring at the Den Den Mushi that Law had given him earlier.
He had already done what was required; now he was just waiting for that brat Law to call him.
Just then, the Den Den Mushi wearing Lawâs hat suddenly rang.
"Bolo bolo bolo~"
"Bolo bolo bolo~"
"Bolo bolo bolo~"
Hearing the Den Den Mushiâs signature ringing, the corners of Doflamingoâs mouth began to curl upward uncontrollably.
The fish... had finally taken the bait!
With a cold laugh, Doflamingo walked over to the Den Den Mushi and picked up the receiver.
Kachaâ
"Itâs me," Doflamingo said. "I have already resigned from the Royal Seven Warlords of the Sea."
Hearing Doflamingoâs voice, Usopp and the others immediately became tense.
"Is that Doflamingo?!" Luffy shouted loudly.
"Hey, keep your voice down!" Usopp looked at Luffy nervously and said, "Heâll hear you!"
Meiser looked at Usopp with some speechlessness and said, "Why are you so nervous?"
"Of course Iâm nervous!" Usopp retorted. "Thatâs a Royal Seven Warlord!"
"And?" Meiser made a strange expression and said, "Do you think he wouldnât know weâre here just because we donât speak?"
They had pulled this stunt together with Law. Under these circumstances, how could Doflamingo possibly not know they were there?
Usopp: "..."
That was true, but he felt he had to hide at least a little bit so Doflamingo wouldnâtâ
Fine, he was indeed just lying to himself.
Seeing Usopp quiet down, Meiser shook his head helplessly. This guy clearly wasnât weak anymore, so why was his personality still the same old way?
"Hey, Iâm Monkey D. Luffy!" Luffy snatched the Den Den Mushi from Lawâs hand and said, "The man who will become the Pirate King!"
Hearing Luffyâs words, Usopp sighed as if resigned to fate. Well, there was no stopping this guy now.
"Hmm? This voice is..."
Hearing Luffyâs voice, Doflamingo subconsciously frowned. If he remembered correctly, this seemed to be the voice of that Straw Hat Boy.
"Doflamingo, the one bullying Tea Beard and his men along with Caesar is your guy, right!" Luffy continued, "You can have this idiot back, but if you do something like this again, Iâll blow you away too!"
"Fufufufufu~"
Hearing Luffyâs words, Doflamingo immediately started laughing. This guy was as arrogant as ever. It was like this two years ago, and it was still like this now!
"What are you laughing at?"
"Straw Hat Boy," Doflamingo sneered, "you disappeared for two years, didnât you? What did you go off to do?"
"Iâve decided never to mention that again, so donât think youâll get any information out of me!"
"Fufufufufu~"
"Then forget it." Doflamingo didnât care; he had only asked in passing. If he got information, great; if not, it didnât matter.
Then, Doflamingo laughed and said, "Straw Hat Boy, Iâve wanted to meet you for a long time."
"Meet me?"
"Yeah~ Iâve had that thought since two years ago." The corners of Doflamingoâs mouth curled up. "Itâs just a pity that after the Summit War, you all vanished."
He still remembered what the Straw Hat Boy had said during the Summit War, so... he very much wanted to kill this kid! Unfortunately, he just never had the chance.
"Why were you looking for me..."
"Hey, Luffy, donât let him set the pace!" Usopp grabbed Luffyâs arm and said, "Otherwise, heâll lead you by the nose!"
"Youâre right!" Luffy also realized and decisively shut his mouth.
Doflamingo didnât mind and continued, "Straw Hat Boy, I have something very interesting in my hands right now. Not only would your brother be interested in this, but you might also be extremely interested~"
"Something both Ace and I would be interested in?"
Luffy froze for a moment upon hearing Doflamingoâs words, and then his body began to tremble slightly out of his control.
"Just... just how delicious is that meat?!"
Doflamingo: "???"
Several question marks immediately popped up over Doflamingoâs head. Had he said a single word about meat just now? And why was the Straw Hat Boy so obsessed with meat? Was this guy sick in the head?
Thinking of this, Doflamingo was rendered speechless.
"Hey, Straw Hat-ya!" Law pressed his hand over Luffyâs face and said, "Donât fall for it!"
Doflamingo was a master at manipulating peopleâs hearts; the slightest slip could lead to falling into his trap!
But unfortunately, Luffy couldnât hear Law at all right now. In his eyes, there was only meat and nothing else.
"Luffy, pull yourself together, kid!" Usopp choked his neck and shouted, "Donât be lured by his meat!"
"Meat... delicious meat~"
"Shut up!"
Realizing that words couldnât wake Luffy up, Usopp decisively raised his hand and started slapping him. The sound was enough to make oneâs scalp tingle.
Doflamingo: "..."
It seemed the people of the Straw Hat Pirates really were sick.
"Itâs not meat, itâs the Diamond-Diamond Fruit," Doflamingo said expressionlessly.
But unfortunately, Luffy couldnât hear Doflamingoâs words at all.
Meiser, however, subconsciously frowned. He really hadnât expected Diamond Jozuâs Devil Fruit to fall into Doflamingoâs hands.
"Joker!" Law took the receiver and said coldly, "Stop the nonsense, letâs get straight to the point!"
Doflamingo was very good at playing with people, so it was better to be on guard. As for the Diamond-Diamond Fruit? He wasnât interested.
"Fufufufufu~"
"Thatâs for the best." Doflamingoâs mouth curled up. "I advise you not to play any tricks either, or donât even think about leaving alive!"
"You donât need to tell me that," Law snorted.
Things had reached a point where neither side had any room to maneuver, so they couldnât just leave.
"Alright, Law," Doflamingo said, "let me hear if my most important guest is safe."
Law glanced at Caesar and took out the heart, signaling the other party not to say anything extra. Then, he pointed the receiver at Caesar to let him prove he was safe.
"Joker!" Caesar said excitedly, "Iâm sorry... because of me, you canât even be one of the Royal Seven Warlords anymore. Iâ"
Without giving Caesar a chance to continue his nonsense, Law pulled the receiver back.
"Now youâve heard him," Law said expressionlessly. "This guy is very energetic right now."
"Yes, I heard."
"Good then." Law said, "Eight hours from now, which is 3 PM, I will leave Caesar on the southern beach of Green Bit, the isolated island to the north of Dressrosa. After that, you can do whatever you want with him. Any further contact is out of the question!"
"Fufufufu~ Youâre really quite cold." Doflamingo grinned and said, "We havenât seen each other in a long time, I was thinking we could have a drink togetherâ"
"Stop wasting words!" Luffy barked. "Hang up already!"
Kachaâ
Looking at the disconnected Den Den Mushi, the smile on Doflamingoâs face immediately froze. He clearly hadnât expected the other party to cut the connection so decisively. They really... didnât give him any face at all.
After a cold snort, the smile reappeared on Doflamingoâs face.
"Go ahead and be smug for now," Doflamingo sneered. "Once I find you, Iâll kill every last one of you! Fufufufufu~ Fufufufufu!"
After slamming the receiver back onto the Den Den Mushi, Doflamingo stood up and walked outside. Today would be the day those brats die!
"Phew~ That was close~" Luffy, with a trace of blood on the corner of his mouth, said with difficulty, "I almost fell for his pace again."
"Then when you say that, can you get the meat out of your eyes?!" Usopp complained. Both eyes had literally turned into the shape of meat!
"Was Doflamingo really talking about meat?" Merry asked curiously.
"Definitely not," Perona said, rolling her eyes. She didnât know what Doflamingo was talking about, but it definitely wasnât any kind of tasty meat. After all... there was only one guy like Luffy in the whole world!
Merry thought about it; it really didnât seem likely.
"You guys hung up a bit too fast," Sanji said with a frown.
"Whatâs wrong?"
"We didnât set a limit on their numbers!" Sanji said. "What if Doflamingo brings a large group of people to the exchange site?"
Although he didnât care much about that bastard Law, he cared about Nico Robin! Oh, right, and Usopp. These three were the ones chosen to go and exchange the hostage. If something went wrong, all three would be in danger.
"Itâs fine. It doesnât matter even if he does that," Law said calmly. "After all, in this plan, Caesar is just bait."
When the time came, even if the other party brought a group of people, it wouldnât matter. He could easily take Robin-ya and Long-nose-ya and slip away.
"In that case, our time to destroy the factory is also very tight," Perona said. If Law only managed to stall for a very short time, they might run into Doflamingo on their end.
"And we donât know where the factory is," Nami added. After speaking, Nami paused and looked at Law, continuing, "Donât you have the factoryâs location?"
"I couldnât get it." Law shook his head and said, "That information was impossible to obtain." Otherwise, he would have risked sneaking in to destroy the factory long ago.
"It seems such core information isnât easy to get," Nami said. True, if Doflamingoâs lifeline were so easy to find, he would have been taken out long ago. After all... the New World was full of Great Pirates!
"Donât worry, a place as big as a factory will definitely be found," Franky grinned. "Once we find it, Iâll destroy it with one Laser!"
At the end, Franky struck his signature pose again, looking like he could handle it easily, which made Lawâs eyelids twitch. Even though it wasnât the first time heâd seen it, he still wasnât used to it.
"Torao," Luffy asked curiously, "have you actually been to that Dressro-granny?"
"Super!"
"Dressro-granny?"
At that moment, the image of an old lady wearing a dress appeared in Nico Robinâs mind, bringing a smile to her face. Luffyâs imagination was truly interesting.
"Itâs Dressrosa!" Law corrected loudly.
"Oh... Dressrosa~ So, have you been there or not?"
"No," Law said stiffly. "That place is the enemyâs headquarters; how could I just walk in?"
Unless he could get the specific location of the factory, he would never take the risk. So, he didnât know much about Dressrosa.
"Then I guess weâll just have to see when we get there," Luffy grinned, showing his teeth. "Adventure, adventure, a big adventure~ Iâm so looking forward to it, Dressrosa~"
Seeing Luffy like this, Law spoke up, "Straw Hat-ya, that isnât a simple place, so we shouldâ"
Before he could finish, he saw Luffy walk right past him and shout to Sanji, "Sanji, Iâm hungry! Whatâs for breakfast today?"
"Sandwiches~" Sanji said with a smile.
"Ah! Then I want a cotton candy sandwich!" Chopper said excitedly.
"I want one too!" Little Merry also raised her hand, indicating she wanted to eat the same thing as Chopper.
"Iâll just have some black tea," Nico Robin said with a smile.
"I want cola!"
"Yo ho ho ho ho~ Then please give me a serving of milk~"
"A beef sandwich for me!"
"Iâll have a vegetable sandwich~" Hearing Namiâs request, Perona smiled and said, "Count me in."
"Although I do not know what a sandwich is, I shall have one as well."
"Understood!" Sanji said with a laugh. "Wait a moment, Iâll go make them for you."
"Oh!"
Watching the reactions of these people, Lawâs expression slowly began to crumble. Then, he shouted involuntarily, "I hate sliced bread the most!"
"Uh..."
As soon as he said it, Lawâs face turned green. What on earth was he saying? Why was he being led by the nose by them? And... although it was true that he hated sliced bread, why did he shout it out so shallowly, damn it!
"Haha~"
Witnessing Lawâs reaction, Meiser couldnât help but laugh out loud. How was Law getting more and more ridiculous?
Law: "..."
Hearing Meiserâs laughter, Lawâs face turned even greener. Why was it that after being with the Straw Hat crew, he couldnât maintain his cool image anymore, damn it!!
"Shurororororo~"
"Hmm?"
Hearing a certain bastardâs soft laughter, a cold glint flashed in Lawâs eyes.
"Donât!"
"My heart!"
Looking at that familiar heart in Lawâs hand, Caesar immediately behaved himself.
Behaved. Please let me go.
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