One Punch of Justice

"Although he unilaterally called my father..."

Saitama frowned and thought: "But I always think he is serious, so I can't refute him... but I don't remember when I had such a child..."

"So..."

The first reaction in KING's mind was that Saitama must have drunk a lot of alcohol that night.

And it’s not easy for a mother to raise a child by herself.

After groping for a long time, KING found a ruby ​​chest badge that he carried and stuffed it into Saitama's hand: "Although it is a bit late, I hope not to dislike it. This is a gift from my child."

"And the gift money... I'll give it to Saitama after I go back..."

"By the way, how old is Saitama's child? Is it a boy or a girl?"

"Is it as strong as Saitama?"

...

"Hey..."

Saitama hurriedly reached out to stop KING's endless questioning: "I came to you to discuss how to solve the problem, why suddenly so many problems..."

"Ah, that said."

KING reacted and asked, "Then what is Saitama's troubles? How to get along with the children as a father? Still don't know what name should be given to the children? Or want to make up the wedding, I hope I can give Saitama's A little suggestion?"

"It's about the first type..."

Saitama thought for a while: "Because I have never had this kind of experience before, I don't know what to do. I need to live with him. Do I accompany him to the amusement park every Sunday?"

"...I hit my blind spot again."

"I'm just a house, not a current one..."

KING a bit distressed and said: "Although I often play love games, in reality, let alone parenting experience, I have no experience in dating and dragging..."

"Speaking of which, I really envy you from the Saitama clan."

Speaking of this, KING sighed slightly: "Realistic love is not as beautiful as in love games, and women are rarely as gentle and considerate as games or comics. If you can skip the marriage step and have a child like Saitama, In fact, it is quite enviable..."

Saitama was said in a daze: "...Ah, is this something enviable?"

"For today's low desire society, it is indeed."

KING began to use his brains constantly, trying to remember: "But if you insist on speaking experience... Then I can only advise Saitama based on the experience I learned from comics or TV dramas."

"One, stay with your child, study with your child or play video games."

"Second, communicate more, especially in the child's rebellious period, we must pay attention to the way and frequency of communication, so as to make your relationship better."

"3. Encourage and help. Even the best child will always be a child. He is not able to withstand so much pressure like us adults. It is also the responsibility of a father to help children out of adversity..."

...

Seeing that KING began to preach endlessly again.

Saitama hurriedly interrupted: "Ah, wait, wait, I said so many all at once, I can't remember..."

KING picked up a pen from the desk next to it: "Then I will write these in a notebook and give it to Saitama."

"..."

Saitama sat there, and sighed after a long time: "It always feels very troublesome..."

...

Looking at Saitama's frowning face.

KING also sighed.

"Ahhhhhhh..."

"Is Saitama too insatiable?"

Looking at Saitama, KING said very seriously: "Whether it is the strongest or the life, the Saitama clan is quite insatiable, so I feel lonely... I only knew that the Saitama clan is very strong. There are no enemies. It can't be defeated, but I don't know what kind of concept it is..."

"But after I also started practicing, I finally understood..."

"Saitama, where you are, what kind of height is that."

"In two years, I never knew nothing, and became today's Red Dragon Emperor..."

KING paced back and forth in the study: "From an ordinary person's point of view, I have done well, but to be honest, occasionally, I also feel pain..."

Saitama froze for a moment: "Pain? Why?"

"...Yes, why do you feel painful."

KING smiled: "For example...you happen to have a little talent that is enough for you to covet the strongest palace, but not enough for you to enter. You can only queue up with countless people outside the door, trying your best to be able to Look inside through the crack in the door..."

"You hovered in front of the door, but couldn't knock on that door..."

"You sit down, thinking that this is the greatest regret in the world, but you vaguely hear a sigh coming from the hall..."

"I lost my feelings because I was too strong, and I can't do anything to lift the energy..."

...

Speaking of this, KING looked at Saitama very seriously: "Life is the same. The Saitama family has already achieved a life that many people dream of and cannot get. Why is it troublesome?"

Saitama blinked blankly: "KING, what you said is so profound..."

KING coughed slightly: "It is said in the comics."

...

"Even if you say that KING, it's impossible for me to do it all at once..."

Saitama's left arm rested on his thigh and touched his chin: "Anyway... let's try it."

After that, Saitama and KING talked for a long time.

Then had a very hearty supper in KING's palace.

"……correct."

While eating, KING suddenly remembered: "The other world that Saitama went to last time, I should be able to go now?"

"Ah, it's okay."

Saitama chewed on the special grilled meat, and nodded, "Not only KING, I will also go to Sonic and Fr... what kind of people, after helping them to recover, even if they are clean..."

"That's it."

KING nodded, and then asked, "Speaking of which, what was the last time Saitama went to another world? Is it a legend of the brave like this world, or the fashionable queen of elves in recent years called humans to fight against the queen of dark elves story?"

"Ah, neither is it."

Saitama waved his hand: "The person I met has death..." At this point, Saitama paused, and then thought for a long time before remembering: "Ah, it is the ability called'Death Return', and the save in the game. , Reading files is very similar."

"Death returns..."

KING knew it immediately and nodded: "I understand, that world should be the popular'time-space retrospect' game a few years ago. This kind of game has changed the previous model of the protagonist's continuous upgrade and enhancement of the level and changed it to no hands. The protagonist of Chicken Bound Force collects information through countless deaths, then goes back to time and space, and passes through various levels by collecting the information in hand..."

"If I go to that world, because I'm not the protagonist, of course I don't have the ability to return to death..."

"but……"

In an instant.

KING’s emperor's engine sounded, and a domineering aura of fighting against the heavens and the earth rushed into the sky: "Clearing levels with one life is my mastery. Even if it is the Zhou Mu whose plot is bound to die, I may not be able to find a way to reverse my destiny!"

Saitama applauded again and again: "Oh, so powerful, KING!"

"If it's a game."

KING smiled and glanced at Saitama: "It's me who sighed in the hall...but I will definitely not be bored like the Saitama clan. Instead, he will say: Sorry, I am too strong. This kind of ostentatious remark."