Opening: One dollar to kill Porsche

Chapter 15 Principles of Stinky Tofu

Chen Xiu came to the beach and started looking for the reef pit.

The bigger one.

"Brother fucker, what is your plan?"

Chen Yulu, who was following him, became more curious too, and she couldn't help but ask.

"Sister, just watch it, I have my own way!"

Chen Xiu responded.

His plan to make a fortune was to find a reef pit that was large enough and deep enough, and then spread the fishing nets he bought in, and put some sweet bait in, and finally waited for the nets to be harvested!

After walking around the beach, he finally found a big hole.

"Sister, wait, let me see how this water is!"

Then Chen Xiu began to take off his clothes and pants.

The pit is too shallow, and you can’t catch much at a time. If the pit is deep, the smell of the bait can easily attract sharks, and eat all the fish he attracts, so he will play a fart.

"Hey, brother!"

Seeing Chen Xiu taking off her clothes and pants in front of her, Chen Yulu couldn't help but blush, and she thought to herself:

"It's all adults, so casual!"

Then, when Chen Yulu saw Chen Xiu's nearly perfect streamlined figure, she couldn't help but be shocked.

This figure is too good-looking!

My brother has really grown up a lot in the past six months!

"Be careful!"

Looking at it, when Chen Xiu had already dived, she recovered and added.

After all, there are undercurrents in many seaside pits. If you are not careful, you can easily be swept away by undercurrents. Many incidents of drowning at the seaside are caused by undercurrents.

Chen Xiu went there and three minutes passed. He hadn't taken a head yet, and Chen Yulu couldn't help but panic.

After all, she held it under water for less than three minutes.

She hurried to the side of the pit and shouted at the pit:

"Little brother?"

no answer.

"Little brother?"

There was no movement on the surface of the water.

After shouting more than a dozen times, Chen Xiu still did not respond, and Chen Yulu immediately began to panic. She thought to herself, Chen Xiu would not really be swept away by the undercurrent below!

"Brother, younger brother..."

Thinking in a panic, Chen Yulu suddenly dripped cold sweat behind her back.

She began to undress, planning to go down and see what was going on.

However, just when she took off the short sleeves outside, only a white bra was left...

"what……"

Suddenly, Chen Xiu poked his head out of the water and splashed the water on Chen Yulu's body.

"Brother, are you okay?"

"Sister, what are you...what are you doing?"

As soon as she showed her head, she saw that Chen Yulu had only one underwear on her upper body. Chen Xiu suddenly felt that her lower body seemed to have a strange reaction, and her nose was warm...

He just stared straight at him, although he has a layer of underwear, but for him, who has never seen a woman's body, including a virgin man who has never seen a woman...

It is very attractive and very curious!

"what……"

Seeing Chen Xiu looking straight at her upper body, and also having a nasty nosebleed, Chen Yulu immediately covered her chest and screamed...

"Uh..." Chen Xiu realized that he had a nosebleed, but when he was about to crawl out of the pit, he suddenly felt a pain.

"what……"

Then, he couldn't help screaming loudly.

"Fuck Nima!"

"Brother, what's the matter with you?"

Chen Yulu had put on her clothes quickly at this time, and she asked caringly when she stood beside the pit.

Chen Xiu crawled out of the water in pain...

I saw a small crab hanging on his crotch.

Although small, it can be as big as a child's slap.

That crab claw is caught there...

The pain can be imagined!

"Fuck!"

Chen Xiu wanted to talk but couldn't talk about it.

I'm afraid that even the meat will be lost all at once.

"Chuck..." Chen Yulu on the side blushed when she saw this, but she couldn't help but smile. This crab is too good at finding a place!

In the end, Chen Xiu broke its crab claws, and this was the end!

"I said!"

Chen Xiu was speechless, so he was secretly grateful that if he met a big guy, his little brother would probably be cut off on the spot.

"Let you play a hooligan, now feel comfortable!"

Chen Yulu looked at Chen Xiu and laughed jokingly.

Chen Xiu: "..."

After a little farce, Chen Xiu also began to lay the net. He went down to see it just now, and the hole shouldn't attract sharks.

He and Chen Yulu laid the net and fixed it.

"Sister, wait for me, I'll go get something in the car!"

The bait was still in the phone, so naturally he couldn't take it out in front of Chen Yulu, so he could only lie that it was taken in the car.

Chen Xiu will be back in a few minutes.

There was also a can-shaped glass bottle in his hand.

[True sweet bait]

"Brother, what are you holding in your hand?"

Chen Yulu asked curiously.

"Hey, this is called real sweet bait. As long as I put a little bit of this bait in the pit, the surrounding fish and shrimps will be attracted. Then, we will have a good harvest!"

Chen Xiu replied.

"Is it so magical?"

"Of course!"

Chen Xiu thought, after all, it is a system product, and the quality is definitely not to worry about.

"If you don't believe me, look forward to it!"

Chen Xiu opened the bottle cap.

"Oh..." Chen Xiu thought that the bait was really fragrant, but he didn't expect that when he opened it, the smell almost made him throw up.

"It smells so smelly, it smells really good?"

"If it's fragrant, I still believe what you said, such a smelly bait can attract fish and shrimps, that's a strange thing!"

Chen Yulu pinched her nose and vomited.

"Sister, do you know the principle of stinky tofu?"

"The principle of stinky tofu?"

Chen Yulu suddenly rolled her eyes.

Every time he eats stinky tofu, he will say something stinks, but he can’t stop eating every time...

It smells...

"Hey, everything in the world can't escape the law of true fragrance!"

Chen Xiu smiled, then came all over from the bottle and threw it into the pit.

"Just so much?"

"Enough, too much, it will attract sharks!"

"real or fake?"

Chen Yulu obviously didn't believe it.

"Well, sister, we can go back now!"

Chen Xiu closed the bottle cap, turned around and left after washing his hands.

"Can you really catch fish?"

Chen Yulu didn't believe it, but looking at Chen Xiu's self-confidence, she was skeptical again.

"Forget it, wait until tomorrow morning!"

The two drove back again.

At night, it rained, which is not surprising to people on the beach.

The next morning, Chen Xiu was woken up by the alarm clock.

"Today is the time to witness the miracle.

When Chen Xiu thought of this, he immediately lifted his spirits and lost his sleep.

After washing with Chen Yulu, he drove to Chenjiawan.

In the morning, the sun rose, and the air was exceptionally fresh.

By the sea, the villagers in Chenjiawan are already rushing to the sea. All old and young are on the seashore, picking up shrimps and crabs washed up by the waves, and some are holding large nets and netting fish in the seaside pits.

Almost everyone has a harvest smile on their faces.

"Shao Chen, look, isn't that Chen Xiu?"

Not far from Chen Xiu and the others, there were three people, one was Chen Shuang, one was Chen Xiu, and the other was Chen Yaya.

"It's that bastard Chen Xiu!"

Speaking of Chen Xiu, Chen Shuang and Chen Hong are all angry.

That night, didn’t he ask Chen Hong to find Hongmao to clean up Chen Xiu, but Hongmao missed, and also lost his private money of 50,000 yuan, so Hongmao found Chen Hong that night and beat him up. pause.

Later, it was Chen Shuang who paid for Chen Hong, and he spent 70,000 out that night, all because of Chen Xiu.

As for Chen Yaya, she had a look of contempt, looking at him as if looking at a dumpling.

Although she knew in her heart that she just couldn't understand that he had a better life than herself, he still had a luxury car, but she lost the opportunity to ride a luxury car.

"Shao Chen, why don't you take this opportunity..."

Chen Hong again had bad ideas in Chen Shuang's ears.

"Well, okay, special, let's see how Lao Tzu cleans him today!"

With that, he dialed a person's phone.

"Hey, aren't those Chen Shao and Madam Chen in the town? How come you have time to catch the sea?"

They looked at Chen Xiu with resentment, Chen Xiu was keen and naturally aware of them.

"Huh, this young master stayed at Yaya's house last night, and this morning I specially came to play with her on the sea. Isn't that okay?"

Chen Shuang replied vigorously.

The point is that he stayed overnight at Chen Yaya's house, where Chen Yaya's house was in Chenjiawan, and he said it to deliberately anger Chen Xiu.

However, he didn't know that Chen Xiu was completely immune.

"Chen Xiu, where is Shao Chen? It's you, but you, come here so early to go to the sea, maybe it is to pick up some fish and shrimp to sell money, so that you can pay back the online loan you owed in order to pretend to be!"

Chen Hong on the side sneered.