Ore no Isekai Shimai ga Jichou Shinai!

Episode 1-7 People Who Think They're Only Normal

Both His Royal Highness Alberto and His Royal Highness Princess Noel are immersed in the city's foot water maid cafe. When I heard those rumors, Claire and I got into the Foot Water Maid Cafe.

- But.

"... that? We're open now, aren't we?

"It should be... strangely quiet."

There was not a single guest in the store, and the mysterious silence was going down.

But if you look closely, there are clerks dressed as maids. Nonetheless, they do not stand upright and try to make one sound. Wrapped in unusual tension.

I wondered what the hell was going on, and the maid came running from the back shaking her itchy chest.

"Welcome back to Alice, the Foot Water Maid Cafe. Master, lady...... isn't that Brother Lion and Sister Claire? What happened to you two?

The maid who came was the princess of this country.

"... why is Liz working at a maid cafe?

"Mr. Acorn asked me for a temporary job."

Are you happy that people rely on you? Liz is proud of something that fits that way, but I have no idea what that means at all.

And then, for some reason, the other maids are watching our conversation like it's unraveled. Seriously, I have no idea what that means at all.

"I don't know... what's with the extraordinary part-time, the work on the carriage?

"You're supposed to be in front of the store every 30 minutes."

"... finally, you mean a part-time hanging? Don't let the princess of one country do better."

"" "- A princess of a country!?

Such a voice rises simultaneously from all around. Shortly afterwards, one of the clerks fell and fell.

"Me, Mel, hold on!

"No, I'm fainting!

"This kid, I can't stand the pressure, Liz. No, because he was sweet to Master Liz."

Other clerks run over to the stunned girl and say that to her mouth.

"... hey, what the hell is going on?

I never talked to one of the girls who was carrying a fainted clerk.

"Yeah... what about you?

"Oh, don't you even know me? I'm Lyon, Lyon Granchez. He's the lord here."

"Kew ~ ~ ~"

... No, so why turn your eyes there. Embrace the child from falling and support him from falling.

I don't know, but I looked around and I found a maid with a gaze at me.

"Do you think you can talk?

"Ah, yes. Because I know that Master Lion is kind to the girl who belongs to my sister."

... I want to deny it. I want to deny it, but it doesn't make sense for this kid to atrophy, so I'll tear it through. I guess this is how it becomes a fait accompli - at the time I thought.

- That's a misunderstanding.

Oh, my God, that Claire. Hey, she made the correction. Ever since I met you in your childhood, you've been saying all weird things, Claire. Hey, but I've been engaged and things have changed.

"It's not my sister's. Even in my sister's class. My brother's nice to your sister, too. Hey!

... Yeah, well, I thought that would happen, damn it.

"And, dare you, explain to me why these kids passed out?

I returned to one cough, forcefully.

"That... I don't think I could take the pressure. The prince and the princess have been staying at this store since the other day, so I've been forced to get nervous. In addition to that…"

"Oh, I kind of guessed"

His Royal Highness Alberto and His Highness Princess Noel. You can't serve two of those people! and the clerks screamed, a temporary helper was hired by the hand of Alice or someone in charge.

And if I had relied on a temporary part-time job, the identity of it would have been Princess Lieselotte -. I can't help but faint.

"Well... that, what. Liz is more nostalgic than me, so I'm fine. I'll tell His Royal Highness Alberto and Her Highness Princess Noel from my side."

"Thank you!

... I cried and was thankful. Let's be frightened. You're not just sitting around, are you, those two?

I left this to Claire, and I headed to the VIP room in the back.

That's how it came. In front of the VIP room. There must be His Royal Highness Alberto and His Highness Princess Noel in the room that will be private... but for some reason I can't hear you talking.

I think you should be there, modestly knocking four times. One breath, put it down. "Who could it be?" I heard Her Royal Highness Princess Noel say,

"It's Lion, may I come in?

"Oh, Lion, that was just fine. Come on in."

"... excuse me"

That's how you open the drawer and get inside the room. I was thinking of two people relaxing in foot water, and I stopped for a few seconds to see the sight.

"... what are you doing?

"As you can see?

"I came to visit you, and you're away, so I'm sorting out the paperwork?

"No, well, I know that when I see it..."

I sighed and groaned before the two of you answered me.

Anyway, there's all kinds of paperwork on the table that they enclose. The VIP room at Foot Water Maid Cafe was becoming like Claire Hey's office.

"And this is a wonderful environment. Sweets and dots are incredibly delicious, and you can relax working while soaking in foot water. More importantly, this quiet environment is the best."

The only reason it's quiet is because a prince and a princess came to the city's shitty maid cafe - and I realized I had thought about it that much.

"Maybe that, too, did you tell the maid?

"Of course I complimented you, didn't I?

"Would it be natural to appreciate the brilliant as something to stand on top of?

Hearing the two of you, I looked to heaven silently.

Indeed, praise is important. They should be appreciated for their hard work to the point of losing consciousness to the two visitors.

But, but. There can't be a quiet foot bath maid cafe in the city.

It's my prediction from here, but the two of you are bringing an escort or something to the store. Everyone who finds out about it becomes noisy - eventually silent out of tension. In that situation, if it is praised as great to be quiet...... wouldn't it be like that?

If you were in sync with us, you'd have been a little more tolerant. I can't help it without it. I mean, it's unexpected that a prince and a princess would work at a foot-and-water maid cafe.

That's why I explained the situation to both of you.

"Hmm... so you were strangely nervous"

"Yeah well. They are also educated as maids, but they are educated as clerks dealing with ordinary people. I don't have enough experience to entertain both of you."

"Really? It was quite a refined move, though."

"Maybe, but give him a break. They will fall with all their heart."

"Hmm, if that's what you're saying, I can't help it."

"Right. If you put too much effort into it, Sister Claire will hate you."

"... ah"

If that Claire sister was on the floor, she hurriedly swallowed the words.

I would still be caring for a fallen girl now. If Her Royal Highness Princess Noel sets up an assault on such a place, there will be a dead man out of shark.

... No, Claire, hey, if you see Her Royal Highness Princess Noel, who is mellow, you can't deny the possibility of getting familiar... but now you're Claire. Thank you. Let's do that.

"What's wrong?

"No, it's nothing. Can you withdraw from here and come to the mansion?

To my inquiry, they look at each other with a slightly unfortunate face. I understand you're bothering me, but I'd feel like I said I didn't want to move out of here if I could.

"... you have no choice. In exchange, we present the city of Mullet and the royal castle of Liselheim by producing a more comfortable office with foot water here"

"- What the hell!?

"Is that true!?

They are both great eaters.

"There are no hot springs near King Liselheim Capital, so you will warm up and use what you have transported from here... there will be no problem"

Transport itself has been experienced in the folding of festivals. And then we'll see if you can do it on a regular basis...... fortunately, the railway carriage is nearing completion. It shouldn't be an unscrupulous plan.

"But, Lion, that's something I wouldn't even wish for, but it wouldn't be possible right now, would it? When we get out of here, where are we supposed to dip in foot water?

I'm stuck in plenty. That said, it's just the middle of winter now. I know how it feels because it's just the right season to enjoy foot water.

Yeah, but in summer, the fun of chilling hot springs into cold springs and soaking them in summer is gossip.

"I can't believe I'm lending you my office today."

"You think it's the office you're using?

"There's foot water, just like here. Plus, the facilities are more comfortable than here, right?

"All right, we'll be on the move in a minute!

"What are you doing, Lion, make arrangements to move immediately!

They are two people who are really cash. But if you're fascinated by the magic of foot water, it's the same with each other. Let's do everything we can to help. That's why I went back to the floor to explain the situation.

- Then, as for Foot Water Cafe, screw everyone and take the day off. In view of the inconvenience caused to the customer as well, he gave instructions to halve the price from tomorrow.

The store will be busy, but it won't take hard work, so it will be fine.... For once, I'll leave you with a request for part-time support. And a bonus?

Anyway, it was my office that came. His Royal Highness Alberto and His Highness Princess Noel, plus me and Claire. Hey, we were getting together.

The room tends to have higher humidity, so there aren't many conditioning items in place, but there are all the amenities you need to relax. Looking at such a room, His Highness Alberto sighed with admiration.

"This is... that's quite the equipment"

"Right? It's comfortable working here. Besides, I can't get rid of the materials I keep on my desk."

"... what? Doesn't look particularly meticulous, but is that possible?

"There's a tattoo magic carving on my desk that suppresses humidity. So there's someone sitting in this seat, and only on the desk can we keep the humidity down."

"When it comes to tattoo magic... did you say Alice or something? That elf's daughter carved it?

"Yeah, I do... what's wrong with that?

"Nah, that tattoo magic. I was wondering if you could carve it in the office that I'm going to build in Liselheim."

"... I don't mind, but isn't there about a man who can carve out tattoo magic in Wang Du?

Why bother necking Alice? At that moment, I sighed not only at His Highness Alberto, but even at Her Highness Princess Noel and Claire Hey. What's that reaction?

"... yeah, did you say anything weird?

"You know, brother. Indeed, tattoo magic is not minor magic. Instead, it's an extremely popular technique because it can be used by ordinary people with tattoos engraved on it? But, you know, what's actually practical is like a tattoo that lets slaves hear what they say. All you have to do is blow the wind, okay?

"What...? So, laser tattoo magic too?

"Of course, Alice is the only one I can carve. And darkness, of course."

"Wow, wow."

I panicked and blocked Claire's line.

It's a well-known fact that Alice's hands engrave the anti-punching laser class in my uniform, but the Darkness tattoo that knocks it off is engraved in my clothes because it's classified.

I mean, if these two find out that Liz or Claire's punchline just looks like me, they'll definitely kill me.

"My brother? What's the sudden matter?

"Oh no. You can't even adjust the temperature or cut the percentage of ultraviolet light or something like that?

"Impossible. In the first place, I think UV light is a level."

"... I see"

Alice and my spiritual witchcraft are more powerful than common witchcraft in this world.

This is because the image is more specific than that of other spiritual magicians, such as, for example, pumping oxygen into the fire and turning it up.

Conversely, conventional magicians do not have the concept of invisible matter. I guess people who don't know they exist, such as ultraviolet light and temperature, can't carve the tattoo magic that manipulates them.

"But that's what you think. Why hasn't anyone ever heard of me before? At Mullet School, it's our policy to teach all our technologies, isn't it?

"Predictably...... maybe it's because the Alice brand is independent?

"Oh... that's what"

The Alice brand has become an independent company. I mean, it's Alice's shop going in and out of the Granchez, but it's not the Granchez technology.

"So I don't know if they thought it was useless to ask, or if they didn't know what to ask."

"There were no magic subjects, even if there were clothing classes."

"Do you want to start adding more magicians next semester?

"Right. We will also bring in users of black and white magic to study magic by incorporating physics.... might be surprisingly interesting."

My God, when I was talking, I had my eyes peeled at His Highness and His Highness the Princess.

"... what is it?

"No what. I was just checking the Granchez family anomaly once again."

"Really, you're saying you're taking something out of the ordinary, aren't you? Schools of witchcraft aren't the kind of things you can make with that in mind, usually."

"I don't like it, both of you... don't tell me like I'm not normal"

"" "- Huh?" "

"Why until Claire hey!?

"What, are you gonna let me tell you that?

"No, no, no. If I'm not normal, Claire, I'm sure you're one of a kind, right?

"No. What's not normal is my brother and I'm normal, right?

"I wonder..."

If I'm not normal, Claire, I don't think hey's more normal. Born in this world, it adapts to the knowledge of other worlds. And then... I'm going to dictate my real brother.

No, well, I was dictated down by my real sister.

- Cohon. Whatever.

"Can I get down to business?

- Wait. I don't know what you're up to, but I want to do it for us first.

"Oh, if you say so. You wanted us to come to the city of Mullet."

Even if my mouth rips, I'm not saying I was mistaken for coming to see you. I had a strange face and asked what could I do for you?

"There's nothing else to talk about. Lion, I need you to understand the danger. As a messenger of Liselheim, would you please go to the Zaccanian Empire?

Apparently, the business was the same for both of us.